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This week's cartoon was suggested by Francis Miranda.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

The disappearing Lieutenant Carey! Voyager watches have surely noticed the mysterious disappearance of Lieutenant Carey after a recurring role in Season 1. He wasn't killed on an away mission or destroyed in a transporter accident. He just plain disappeared!


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchlines were written by Ilta. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Quip

Working on character quirks so I'd get promoted!

Quip

Filing a engineer's union grievance against you-- you wouldn't believe the FORMS!

Gemini

My own fanfic series

Mouse - Jeffries Tube 32

Learning my lines............"Aye Chief..........No Chief..........Ask The Chief!"

AndrewT

Promotion by attrition. If I stay alive, I'll command this ship by the end of this season.

The Chia Rhino

I've been moonlighting as a background alien.

Brian

Actually, I'm STILL looking for the bathroom!

Brian

The Same place the audience went until Ten Out Of Ten showed up!

Billy Van Sickle

I was with Ensign Notapearingtillweneedhim.

Dr. Ennig

The authors kept me in store in case they┤d run out of disposable ensigns

Anonymous

(Coughs into hand while saying "Plot hole")

Martin

Waiting for a decent script.

Q2

I didn't have a reason to show up until Ten came in the picture!

Alasdair Russell

Torrid put me on the night shift

Charon

I went out of fashion. I'm too season 1.

Kurt

Now that Bologna is pregnant I 'll retake my job as chief engineer.

Roget

I led an expedition on your scalp. Many good officers died there.

The úone Enžign

I went to Earth. They said bring back milk.

Sam Datta-Paulin

I feel an 80% old footage flashback episode coming on.

littlestar

I'm the new Forager champion hide and seek player!

littlestar

I've been on "reset button duty"! It's been pretty tough lately, too!

Chris Johnson

Searching for a good plot for us. It was a LONG search.

The úone Enžign

I was just here! Stupid time anomalies!

The úone Enžign

Digging my way out of plotholes.

Lizzt the Trek Girl

Well someone has to repare the damage you do to this ship!

Mike Romero

My name has been misspelled on the duty roster, so I temporarily ceased to exist!

Dan

I had a bit part in the Simpsons.It didn't pay very well, but at least I was able to get out of these darn tights for a while.

Erik Hollender

Minor Character Anonymous meetings.

Christopher

Hiding under Bologna's engineering coat

Kimpire

Those turbolifts are so slow

Gina C.

I was abducted by some hostile aliens for a while. Thanks for noticing and rushing to my rescue.

Kimpire

You never heard the muffled banging from under your desk?

Kimpire

Are we there yet?

Kimpire

I just found out we got the ship back from the Kazon!

Tribbles

You were taking so long about getting home, I went on without you.

Erik Hollender

I go to the bathroom once, and I miss 4 seasons!

Aubri

Writing my book, "The Delta Quadrant on 10 Credits A Day".

Aubri

Wormholes, Sevspace, the usual suspects.

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Mowing the hairponics bay!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Rerouting helm control...We've been going backwards!!

Teranis

After that incident with Torres, I'd rather keep my body intact.

G.B.A

Geeeez, can't a guy oversleep these days?

Ginsberg

When was the last time we saw the Hydroponics bay? The aphids are so highly evolved they took me hostage!

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Just got back from Earth. What are you guys still doing out here?

Namgubed the Merry Elf

I found the Plot Discontinuum, and it's not a pretty sight.

Jason Lima

Neelix mistook me for a carrot and had me trapped in a storage bin.

connie

I was trying to thumb a ride home!

Logicwolf

You put me in charge of shuttle production. Since we've been blowing shuttles up with less frequency than usual, I've been able to take a break!

Trelo

Making sure there's enough yellow glitter in the transploders

Agent-D

Sickbay, compliments of Torrid's right hook

Agent-D

Convention circuit, where else?

Nightbat«

I made Lt. Torrid mad,..has she cooled off a little???

freilicher

Assaulting crewmates. Now can I be chief engineer?

freilicher

You promoted a violent, belligerent terrorist over me, but NOW you care?

freilicher

Writing out my list of complaints about your choice of Chief Engineer.

freilicher

Looking for Cuss. Have you seen her?

freilicher

Say it with me now: SevSpace.

freilicher

Same place as the continuity and the PC Directive on this series.

freilicher

I wasn't interesting enough to be on Forager. How sad is that?

RT

Putting in my time in the scuttlecraft replacement workshop!

Buckwheat

I ate some of Kneelick's food and spent the last few seasons in sickbay.

E-Nice

Playing hide-and-go seek. But no one bothered to tell me it was called off.

Christopher Davis

With Ten out of Ten taking up so much air time, none of us in the supporting cast have a chance to be seen!!!

Don Rae

I've discoved a new method of coping with this trip - hibernation.

Melisssa

I got lost in a stream of technobabble.

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Oh I get it ! Torrid wants a break right?

Melisssa

You should know, you told me to clean the warp nacelles with my toothbrush.

Melisssa

Standing here waiting for you to acknkowledge me!

009

I've been cleaning the hair trap in your shower

009

It was my turn on the big treadmill in engineering, that warp engine doesn't power itself you know!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

I've been on Hollowday!

jdwiseman

Hiding in embarassment due to "Sev Trek: Insuspection"

jdwiseman

Being Ten of Ten's personal massuse takes up time.

009

I laughed at Bologna's head-band and have been in a coma ever since

CyDoc

I've been trapped in your hair ever since you had me fish out that bobby pin!

Bob Clemmons

I was caught in a cast anomaly

Bob Clemmons

I lost track of time waiting for Kes to show up for a date.

Christopher Michael

Bologna's character development is being taken care of by Parasite now.

Christopher Michael

Bologna accidentally ejected me when she was making out on the console.

Christopher Michael

You know that clog in the impulse vents you were trying to purge? That was me...

Derrick Johns

I got Bored.

neilinoz

Waiting for my agent to contact me again

ScottE Bemeup

I stepped in a worm hole and twisted my ankle.

PeteMan

Breaking the record for "longest living extra" on Forager!

PeteMan

(singing) You just washed this man right out of your hair...

neilinoz

I was lost in the land of odd socks, lost pens and plot holes.

neilinoz

I got drunk in fluidic space

neilinoz

Improving my personality skills. How's it going balloon head?

Francis Miranda

Making myself assimilatable by Ten.

neilinoz

Ever seen "Dance's with wolves - the directors cut"?

neilinoz

Waiting in line for the next "Star Wars" movie

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

Computer......end programme Gainweight Cares!!

Corsair

Where most of the crew is....the green room!

Corsair

I was on Corridor Walking Duty.

claire denyer

Ever tried weeing in a one-piece jumpsuit

Claudia

I fell into a class X plothole, which turned out to be a loop class wormhole and there I am again!

Claudia

Extensive sulking runs in my family.

ShaneS

Removing hair from the plumbing is a 24 hour-a-day job.

Roger Wilco

I must have overslept a little bit. Ok, a very huge giant little bit.

PsychoPat

I've been in your shower... removing your hair from the drain!

PsychoPat

Finally someone notices me!

joerg

Boldly forgotten, as all minor characters have been forgotten before.

joerg

As a minor character I have a phobia against using tranplonders, hollow decks and sitting in front of a console.

Oneko Ariel

overslept...are we home yet?

Francis Miranda

You promote a criminal over me. What do you expect?

Capt K

Trying to become a regular on the next spin-off!

Anguž McLaren

Oh, so you remembered me at last!

Anguž McLaren

Your hair just keeps cutting me out of shot!

John Lang

The Home of Useless Sev Trek Characters

John Lang

Sitting around, waiting for the writers to put me back into the story.

John Lang

The unemployment line.

John Lang

Syndicated reruns.

Riff

I got my own spinoff: The Lt. Drew Carey Show!

evay

The convention circuit. There's great money in autographs.

Dan

Broken Nose. Worker's Comp. You do the Math.

SciFi1801A

Well, someone has to put the scuttlecrafts back together.

SciFi1801A

That's what happens when you criticize the writers.

SciFi1801A

Some transploder operator you are! I've been floating in the buffer for ages. That Bored finally noticed my pattern when she was beaming into her clothes this morning.

CDR Soen

Locked in the men's bathroom on Deck 13--don't you people ever GO there?!

CDR Soen

It all started the day I fell into your hair...

Surianne

There are three more Ensigns still lost in your hair

Jason

I've been in stasis for revival during desperate times for guest stars

Jason

You tell me miss 'confined to quarters until the end of the investigation'

Anna Stedt

I've retrieved all the lost scuttlecrafts!

Harry

I slept in.

Harry

I was playing hide and go seek and they never found me.

Josh Clark

You had confined me to quarters, remember?!

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