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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip The disappearing Lieutenant Carey! Voyager watches have surely noticed the mysterious disappearance of Lieutenant Carey after a recurring role in Season 1. He wasn't killed on an away mission or destroyed in a transporter accident. He just plain disappeared! 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. | This week's winning punchlines were written by Ilta. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.  Quip
| Working on character quirks so I'd get promoted! Quip
| Filing a engineer's union grievance against you-- you wouldn't believe the FORMS! Gemini
| My own fanfic series Mouse - Jeffries Tube 32
| Learning my lines............"Aye Chief..........No Chief..........Ask The Chief!" AndrewT
| Promotion by attrition. If I stay alive, I'll command this ship by the end of this season. The Chia Rhino
| I've been moonlighting as a background alien. Brian
| Actually, I'm STILL looking for the bathroom! Brian
| The Same place the audience went until Ten Out Of Ten showed up! Billy Van Sickle
| I was with Ensign Notapearingtillweneedhim. Dr. Ennig
| The authors kept me in store in case they´d run out of disposable ensigns Anonymous
| (Coughs into hand while saying "Plot hole") Martin
| Waiting for a decent script. Q2
| I didn't have a reason to show up until Ten came in the picture! Alasdair Russell
| Torrid put me on the night shift Charon
| I went out of fashion. I'm too season 1. Kurt
| Now that Bologna is pregnant I 'll retake my job as chief engineer. Roget
| I led an expedition on your scalp. Many good officers died there. The £one En§ign
| I went to Earth. They said bring back milk. Sam Datta-Paulin
| I feel an 80% old footage flashback episode coming on. littlestar
| I'm the new Forager champion hide and seek player! littlestar
| I've been on "reset button duty"! It's been pretty tough lately, too! Chris Johnson
| Searching for a good plot for us. It was a LONG search. The £one En§ign
| I was just here! Stupid time anomalies! The £one En§ign
| Digging my way out of plotholes. Lizzt the Trek Girl
| Well someone has to repare the damage you do to this ship! Mike Romero
| My name has been misspelled on the duty roster, so I temporarily ceased to exist! Dan
| I had a bit part in the Simpsons.It didn't pay very well, but at least I was able to get out of these darn tights for a while. Erik Hollender
| Minor Character Anonymous meetings. Christopher
| Hiding under Bologna's engineering coat Kimpire
| Those turbolifts are so slow Gina C.
| I was abducted by some hostile aliens for a while. Thanks for noticing and rushing to my rescue. Kimpire
| You never heard the muffled banging from under your desk? Kimpire
| Are we there yet? Kimpire
| I just found out we got the ship back from the Kazon! Tribbles
| You were taking so long about getting home, I went on without you. Erik Hollender
| I go to the bathroom once, and I miss 4 seasons! Aubri
| Writing my book, "The Delta Quadrant on 10 Credits A Day". Aubri
| Wormholes, Sevspace, the usual suspects. Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| Mowing the hairponics bay! Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| Rerouting helm control...We've been going backwards!! Teranis
| After that incident with Torres, I'd rather keep my body intact. G.B.A
| Geeeez, can't a guy oversleep these days? Ginsberg
| When was the last time we saw the Hydroponics bay? The aphids are so highly evolved they took me hostage! Namgubed the Merry Elf
| Just got back from Earth. What are you guys still doing out here? Namgubed the Merry Elf
| I found the Plot Discontinuum, and it's not a pretty sight. Jason Lima
| Neelix mistook me for a carrot and had me trapped in a storage bin. connie
| I was trying to thumb a ride home! Logicwolf
| You put me in charge of shuttle production. Since we've been blowing shuttles up with less frequency than usual, I've been able to take a break! Trelo
| Making sure there's enough yellow glitter in the transploders Agent-D
| Sickbay, compliments of Torrid's right hook Agent-D
| Convention circuit, where else? Nightbat®
| I made Lt. Torrid mad,..has she cooled off a little??? freilicher
| Assaulting crewmates. Now can I be chief engineer? freilicher
| You promoted a violent, belligerent terrorist over me, but NOW you care? freilicher
| Writing out my list of complaints about your choice of Chief Engineer. freilicher
| Looking for Cuss. Have you seen her? freilicher
| Say it with me now: SevSpace. freilicher
| Same place as the continuity and the PC Directive on this series. freilicher
| I wasn't interesting enough to be on Forager. How sad is that? RT
| Putting in my time in the scuttlecraft replacement workshop! Buckwheat
| I ate some of Kneelick's food and spent the last few seasons in sickbay. E-Nice
| Playing hide-and-go seek. But no one bothered to tell me it was called off. Christopher Davis
| With Ten out of Ten taking up so much air time, none of us in the supporting cast have a chance to be seen!!! Don Rae
| I've discoved a new method of coping with this trip - hibernation. Melisssa
| I got lost in a stream of technobabble. Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| Oh I get it ! Torrid wants a break right? Melisssa
| You should know, you told me to clean the warp nacelles with my toothbrush. Melisssa
| Standing here waiting for you to acknkowledge me! 009
| I've been cleaning the hair trap in your shower 009
| It was my turn on the big treadmill in engineering, that warp engine doesn't power itself you know! Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| I've been on Hollowday! jdwiseman
| Hiding in embarassment due to "Sev Trek: Insuspection" jdwiseman
| Being Ten of Ten's personal massuse takes up time. 009
| I laughed at Bologna's head-band and have been in a coma ever since CyDoc
| I've been trapped in your hair ever since you had me fish out that bobby pin! Bob Clemmons
| I was caught in a cast anomaly Bob Clemmons
| I lost track of time waiting for Kes to show up for a date. Christopher Michael
| Bologna's character development is being taken care of by Parasite now. Christopher Michael
| Bologna accidentally ejected me when she was making out on the console. Christopher Michael
| You know that clog in the impulse vents you were trying to purge? That was me... Derrick Johns
| I got Bored. neilinoz
| Waiting for my agent to contact me again ScottE Bemeup
| I stepped in a worm hole and twisted my ankle. PeteMan
| Breaking the record for "longest living extra" on Forager! PeteMan
| (singing) You just washed this man right out of your hair... neilinoz
| I was lost in the land of odd socks, lost pens and plot holes. neilinoz
| I got drunk in fluidic space neilinoz
| Improving my personality skills. How's it going balloon head? Francis Miranda
| Making myself assimilatable by Ten. neilinoz
| Ever seen "Dance's with wolves - the directors cut"? neilinoz
| Waiting in line for the next "Star Wars" movie Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| Computer......end programme Gainweight Cares!! Corsair
| Where most of the crew is....the green room! Corsair
| I was on Corridor Walking Duty. claire denyer
| Ever tried weeing in a one-piece jumpsuit Claudia
| I fell into a class X plothole, which turned out to be a loop class wormhole and there I am again! Claudia
| Extensive sulking runs in my family. ShaneS
| Removing hair from the plumbing is a 24 hour-a-day job. Roger Wilco
| I must have overslept a little bit. Ok, a very huge giant little bit. PsychoPat
| I've been in your shower... removing your hair from the drain! PsychoPat
| Finally someone notices me! joerg
| Boldly forgotten, as all minor characters have been forgotten before. joerg
| As a minor character I have a phobia against using tranplonders, hollow decks and sitting in front of a console. Oneko Ariel
| overslept...are we home yet? Francis Miranda
| You promote a criminal over me. What do you expect? Capt K
| Trying to become a regular on the next spin-off! Angu§ McLaren
| Oh, so you remembered me at last! Angu§ McLaren
| Your hair just keeps cutting me out of shot! John Lang
| The Home of Useless Sev Trek Characters John Lang
| Sitting around, waiting for the writers to put me back into the story. John Lang
| The unemployment line. John Lang
| Syndicated reruns. Riff
| I got my own spinoff: The Lt. Drew Carey Show! evay
| The convention circuit. There's great money in autographs. Dan
| Broken Nose. Worker's Comp. You do the Math. SciFi1801A
| Well, someone has to put the scuttlecrafts back together. SciFi1801A
| That's what happens when you criticize the writers. SciFi1801A
| Some transploder operator you are! I've been floating in the buffer for ages. That Bored finally noticed my pattern when she was beaming into her clothes this morning. CDR Soen
| Locked in the men's bathroom on Deck 13--don't you people ever GO there?! CDR Soen
| It all started the day I fell into your hair... Surianne
| There are three more Ensigns still lost in your hair Jason
| I've been in stasis for revival during desperate times for guest stars Jason
| You tell me miss 'confined to quarters until the end of the investigation' Anna Stedt
| I've retrieved all the lost scuttlecrafts! Harry
| I slept in. Harry
| I was playing hide and go seek and they never found me.  Josh Clark
| You had confined me to quarters, remember?!
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