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This week's cartoon was suggested by Bob Clemmons.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

The Fungi Rules of Sevquisition This week featured multiple winners as we listed a number of rules (hmm, maybe we'll periodically revisit this theme and gradually build up a complete list :-)


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchlines were written by Q, Nathan Lett, Francis Miranda, Don Rae, freilicher and Mystic Bunny. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Clintswife

Cheat first, ask questions later.


The only good warranty is an expired one.

Kurt

Eat what you can and can what you can't.

V. Equinox

Don't give autographs at conventions, sell them.

Balaam

Maintain a merchantile economy in an age of replicators.

JTKirk

Good things come in pricey packages.

JTKirk

Before breaking a contract, be sure you'll get a better one.

JTKirk

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for one day. Teach him to fish, and you can then sell him lots of fishing implements.

The irrepressible Zordauch

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism. Stealing many people's ideas is research

CJ

Money is the root of all Wealth

Commander

If at first your you don't succeed, cover up all evidence that you even tried.

capt spock

prosper long and live

PeteMan

A large wardrobe sells more action figures.

PeteMan

Never take it out of the plastic.

Matt J

The Golden Rule........Always get more gold!

HJTrek

Ear today, gone tomorrow!

U§§ ferryboat (~ō~)

I came, I saw, I sold

kfarad

make up a new rule every episode

Pols.

The truth is just a sorry excuse for lack of imagination.

Oboe1knoboe

Be greedy, be ruthless, be yourself!

Marion Long

Theres one bjorn every minute

M@ Nelson

Be true to yourself, unless selling out gets you more money.

Looney

honesty is a good policy, but dishonesty is an even better one.

Gevskot

Take advantage of anyone giving away FREE samples!!!

Neilinoz

A friend in need is a sponge indeed

star

show me the latinum

Nightbat®

Don't get mad, get PROFITS!!!

Happydude

If a sign says buy one, get one free, get the free one.

Chop

Bald captains are bad for business!

Annakete

There's a Redshirt born every minute. Try to use this to an advantage.

Happydude

A clear conscience is no substitute for a good suit.

Alicat

Make all your mail blackmail

Alicat

You can get blood from a stone

Eureka!

The customer is always wrong.

G.B.A

Start with a T-Shirt. The rest will come.

Kamal

You can never hve enough spin off's

dettus

Peace is good for buisiness- war is good for buisiness!

Williamson

Rehashing is only rehashing if the person has already seen it.

John Lang

Acquire before you retire

JTKirk

Never bet when you can't fix the results.

JTKirk

Insert a slip of latinum for the next 3 rules.

JTKirk

A wise man lives on a fool, a fool lives on his work.

JTKirk

Walls may have ears, but Fungi have bigger ones.

steve

never bite the hand of a trader unless he has rings

8 of 12

If there are indeed FOUR lights, then there is a market for more.

Nick Frame

If at 1st you don't succede, buy buy again.

Chris Johnson

Winning may not be everything, but losing isn't ANYTHING!

JTKirk

Overbooking is safe.

JTKirk

Use both sides of toilet paper.

CodyNine

There are no bad investments, just bad investors.

JTKirk

No law can't be bent.

JTKirk

From time to time, offer your employees a rise - but never give it to them.

T'Rowa

There are two secrets to good business: #1 Never tell everthing you know.

evay

Slap an "Authorized!" sticker on it and fans will buy anything.

evay

Moichandize, moichandize, moichandize.

Sweeney Todd

Why buy when you can borrow

Polson

Always look like you're up to something, even if you're not.

Dragon Borg

Sell 3 things.... 1. Scuttlecrafts 2. Exploding Consoles 3. Ensigns

Dacron

Yesterday's trash is tomorrow's collectible.

Dacron

It always goes on sale the day after you buy it.

mgeoffrey

plotholes save money

Christopher Michael

When in doubt, bribe a writer.

Chop

Nice guys finish last. Sell them a new engine!

Chop

Grab every opportunity, then sell it back to the owner!

Liz

Red shirted ensigns are bad for business

Chop

Double-crossing leads to double profits!

Chop

Always stay on the right side of the law... until the law looks away!

Chop

Know your rights... and wrongs!

Chop

Calculators are for wimps!

G.B.A

Always clean your ear before a deal.

Chop

Drink deep of the cup of success and get someone else to pick up the tab!

G.B.A

Nice Fungi finish last.

Chop

A glass can be either half-full or half-empty; just make sure someone else is paying!

Chop

Rules are there to keep the honest poor!

Cmdr. O'Conner

Beware captains spouting Shakespeare

Cmdr. O'Conner

Don't stay in the same place more than seven seasons.

Janus

Carpe Latinum

Wade S.

The nose may know, but the ears steer clear.

Cmdr. O'Conner

Resistance is profitless

Wade S.

Never trust a Ferengi with a hearing aid.

soporific

Never beam down in a red shirt.

soporific

Never let Quirk direct.

soporific

Even numbered rules are better than odd.

soporific

Don't let continuity stand in the way of profit.

soporific

When in doubt, add another spinoff.

James L. Terman

Buy lobe, sell high.

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Finders keepers...

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Never buy retail...

Liz

Don't work with a guy who lives in a bucket

Tribbles

Honesty is never the best policy.

ScottE Bemeup

A Deals a Deal but Liquor is Quicker

ScottE Bemeup

A fool and his money are a blessings indeed.

ScottE Bemeup

Buy Low, Steal High.

ScottE Bemeup

Never buy what you can steal.

JDSandara

Always buy Sev merchandise in bulk!

Francis Miranda

Live long and profit!

Francis Miranda

Good punchlines are like latinum, treasure them.

Francis Miranda

The riskier the punchline, the better chance of winning.

Francis Miranda

A wise man can hear a punchline in the wind.

Francis Miranda

Free screensavers are seldom cheap.

Francis Miranda

Falling in lobe is an expensive enterprize.

Francis Miranda

Keep you ears open and your teeth clean.

Francis Miranda

The profits have spoken. We must listen.

Francis Miranda

Don't let moogie stand in the way of profit.

KC Chang

A latinum bar in hand is worth ten on credit

Derrick Johns

Invest in the Exploding Console Company.

Muffy

Wash lobes after every deal

Muffy

Sell By Expiration Date.

Muffy

It's better to recieve than to give

Trekie

Never trade with a Bored

Michael Kraft

Invest in Forager scuttlecrafts

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