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The Fungi Rules of Sevquisition This week featured multiple winners as we listed a number of rules (hmm, maybe we'll periodically revisit this theme and gradually build up a complete list :-)
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.|
This week's winning punchlines were written by Q, Nathan Lett, Francis Miranda, Don Rae, freilicher and Mystic Bunny. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.
Cheat first, ask questions later.
The only good warranty is an expired one.
Eat what you can and can what you can't.
Don't give autographs at conventions, sell them.
Maintain a merchantile economy in an age of replicators.
Good things come in pricey packages.
Before breaking a contract, be sure you'll get a better one.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for one day. Teach him to fish, and you can then sell him lots of fishing implements.
The irrepressible Zordauch
Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism. Stealing many people's ideas is research
Money is the root of all Wealth
If at first your you don't succeed, cover up all evidence that you even tried.
prosper long and live
A large wardrobe sells more action figures.
Never take it out of the plastic.
The Golden Rule........Always get more gold!
Ear today, gone tomorrow!
U§§ ferryboat (~ō~)
I came, I saw, I sold
make up a new rule every episode
The truth is just a sorry excuse for lack of imagination.
Be greedy, be ruthless, be yourself!
Theres one bjorn every minute
Be true to yourself, unless selling out gets you more money.
honesty is a good policy, but dishonesty is an even better one.
Take advantage of anyone giving away FREE samples!!!
A friend in need is a sponge indeed
show me the latinum
Don't get mad, get PROFITS!!!
If a sign says buy one, get one free, get the free one.
Bald captains are bad for business!
There's a Redshirt born every minute. Try to use this to an advantage.
A clear conscience is no substitute for a good suit.
Make all your mail blackmail
You can get blood from a stone
The customer is always wrong.
Start with a T-Shirt. The rest will come.
You can never hve enough spin off's
Peace is good for buisiness- war is good for buisiness!
Rehashing is only rehashing if the person has already seen it.
Acquire before you retire
Never bet when you can't fix the results.
Insert a slip of latinum for the next 3 rules.
A wise man lives on a fool, a fool lives on his work.
Walls may have ears, but Fungi have bigger ones.
never bite the hand of a trader unless he has rings
8 of 12
If there are indeed FOUR lights, then there is a market for more.
If at 1st you don't succede, buy buy again.
Winning may not be everything, but losing isn't ANYTHING!
Overbooking is safe.
Use both sides of toilet paper.
There are no bad investments, just bad investors.
No law can't be bent.
From time to time, offer your employees a rise - but never give it to them.
There are two secrets to good business: #1 Never tell everthing you know.
Slap an "Authorized!" sticker on it and fans will buy anything.
Moichandize, moichandize, moichandize.
Why buy when you can borrow
Always look like you're up to something, even if you're not.
Sell 3 things.... 1. Scuttlecrafts 2. Exploding Consoles 3. Ensigns
Yesterday's trash is tomorrow's collectible.
It always goes on sale the day after you buy it.
plotholes save money
When in doubt, bribe a writer.
Nice guys finish last. Sell them a new engine!
Grab every opportunity, then sell it back to the owner!
Red shirted ensigns are bad for business
Double-crossing leads to double profits!
Always stay on the right side of the law... until the law looks away!
Know your rights... and wrongs!
Calculators are for wimps!
Always clean your ear before a deal.
Drink deep of the cup of success and get someone else to pick up the tab!
Nice Fungi finish last.
A glass can be either half-full or half-empty; just make sure someone else is paying!
Rules are there to keep the honest poor!
Beware captains spouting Shakespeare
Don't stay in the same place more than seven seasons.
The nose may know, but the ears steer clear.
Resistance is profitless
Never trust a Ferengi with a hearing aid.
Never beam down in a red shirt.
Never let Quirk direct.
Even numbered rules are better than odd.
Don't let continuity stand in the way of profit.
When in doubt, add another spinoff.
James L. Terman
Buy lobe, sell high.
Namgubed the Merry Elf
Namgubed the Merry Elf
Never buy retail...
Don't work with a guy who lives in a bucket
Honesty is never the best policy.
A Deals a Deal but Liquor is Quicker
A fool and his money are a blessings indeed.
Buy Low, Steal High.
Never buy what you can steal.
Always buy Sev merchandise in bulk!
Live long and profit!
Good punchlines are like latinum, treasure them.
The riskier the punchline, the better chance of winning.
A wise man can hear a punchline in the wind.
Free screensavers are seldom cheap.
Falling in lobe is an expensive enterprize.
Keep you ears open and your teeth clean.
The profits have spoken. We must listen.
Don't let moogie stand in the way of profit.
A latinum bar in hand is worth ten on credit
Invest in the Exploding Console Company.
Wash lobes after every deal
Sell By Expiration Date.
It's better to recieve than to give
Never trade with a Bored
Invest in Forager scuttlecrafts
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