|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
Sev Trek: The Motionless Picture. The imagination runs wild when one thinks of what Captain Quirk thought of Ileer, the balding, sexually advanced supermodel.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.|
This week's winning punchline was written by McCool. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.
The Night Phantom
Chaste you want, chased you'll get
You're just angry that your hair looks better on me!
Hahahaha....... Oh, your serious.....
So's my loath of celibacy.
This will seriously effect your chances of appearing in the sequel.
I hate these new regulations concerning my yeoman!
Things have sure changed since I became an admiral!
I see you're new around here!
If only you had taken an oath of silence...
Quirk to Scotty! Emergency! Eject the computer core!
Talk about a broken record...
Heh, heh, I've sown a few wild oaths myself
Like you'll need it, Kojak!
Quirk to security encountering resistence !!
"Ha! Ha! . . . Wait--You're serious aren't you?"
"Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" and "Tambourine Man" are on mine.
How the hell did you get on board!?
I'm a strictly off the record kind of guy
Whose record? Not mine.
The Łone En§ign
You should get that checked out....
Just give me five minutes with the computer that record's on.
I met someone in the Nexus who'd be perfect for you.
All I asked you to do was to take off that non-regulation uniform!
So is my oath to uphold the PC Directive. Never stopped me!
We can work round that!
To hell with Sevfleet regulations!
Can the immovable object be shifted by the irresistable force? Let's find out!
And my lack of celibacy is a matter of records.
Not on MY ship, Mister.
But seriously, what time do you get off duty?
SevFleet Command is on to me, right?
...and my...oath of...promsicuity...is legendary...
We're off the record just now...
You could make an exception for another baldy, couldn't you?
A simple, "Hello" would do, Lieutenant.
I have a pretty impressive record too.
Beats "I have to wash my hair"
My oath for seducing gorgeous women is on record.
Not on my ship you don't!
Let's go off the record for a moment.
Computer! Delete all "Celibacy" records!
and records are meant to be broken
What is this celibacy you speak of?
Belay that oath, heh, heh!
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