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Why Pickhard hates kids. He's defeated the Bored, Klingoffs, Wrongulans and all manner of omnipotent beings. However, Pickhard still seems most uncomfortable around children. Still, it's understandable if his only experience is Measly Cruncher!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.|
This week's winning punchline was written by Katie O'Neal. You can read the first part and second part of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions (we had a few problems with Majel - thanx to Erwin and Johan for keeping it going against all the odds).
I keep having nightmares that I'm being mobbed by them at Sci-Fi conventions.
They boldly GO where no one has gone before.
I just can't find it in my pacemaker to accept them.
Because, my cleverly phrased Shakespearian dialog means nothing to them!
Because counselor, they can't appreciate my sanctimonious pretentiousness!
They think i'm related to mr. potatoe head.
They tried to break my little ships
I had a bad experience on Disney Prime...
They drink water all day long just in case someone picks them up!
I have severe allergies to hair.
Children mean character building episodes....
They keep wrinkling my freshly tugged shirt
I was tramatized by children as a child.
One beat me up. Yesterday.
Computer, initiate emergency holographic babysitter!
Shhh! They can sense fear!
Every child is a potential Cruncher...
I'm French, I don't like anyone.
Just wait until they mistake YOUR chair for the potty
Have you read the back of my head lately?
Because you can't set a phaser to "Sit still!"
Look at them. Just flaunting thier hair.
Shirt-tugging is supposed to be a captain's privilege.
You've never operated a console with drool on it, have you?
pickhard to sickbay, six to grow up
It's their hair! All that hair!!
Pickhard to Barf! Please report to the bridge with an armed escort.
It's the trouble with Dribbles!
The Next Generation Gap!
You weren't trapped in a turbolift with them!
They're attracted to shiny objects.
I have a fear of lawn gnomes. Children are the size of lawn gnomes. Therefore I am afraid of children.
I don't want to risk another Measly.
Damnit Tryhard, I'm a captain, not a jungle gym!
Hugh of 9
Just a MEASLY little reason...
Hugh of 9
I won't be when those red school uniforms arrive!
I'm afraid of getting the Measlies
Dammit! They're stealing my scene!
Just a little measly experience
The Bored assimilation process is a joy compared to this!
James L. Terman
Never work with children or aliens!
You see children, I see Measlies!
They don't understand personal space.
The Łone En§ign
Did you think I lot this hair naturally?
The Lone Ensign
Two words explain it all, "The Boy!"
There are FIVE children!
You would too if kids kept rubbing you head for good luck
All are potential Measleys that should be crushed now!
They always want to play "pin the tail on the Captain"
I am always "IT" in their tag games
The Captain's chair is NOT a potty
They all look like like little Measly Crushers
I wasn't until I met Measly Cruncher.
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