Hosted by HashSev Wide WebIndexToon ZoneWeb ZoneDTP ZoneSev ShopWhat's New









Click here to publish this Competition on your siteClick here to publish this cartoon in your newsletterClick here to buy this comic strip


This week's cartoon was suggested by Roger Wilco, refined by Spud and finished off by The Lone Ensign (it's great to see the Ideas Board in action).
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Why Pickhard hates kids. He's defeated the Bored, Klingoffs, Wrongulans and all manner of omnipotent beings. However, Pickhard still seems most uncomfortable around children. Still, it's understandable if his only experience is Measly Cruncher!


Other Punchlines

.

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by Katie O'Neal. You can read the first part and second part of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions (we had a few problems with Majel - thanx to Erwin and Johan for keeping it going against all the odds).


Cath

They leak.

Don Burton

I keep having nightmares that I'm being mobbed by them at Sci-Fi conventions.

Jeremy

They boldly GO where no one has gone before.

Bulbasaur

I just can't find it in my pacemaker to accept them.

J.D.

Because, my cleverly phrased Shakespearian dialog means nothing to them!

J.D.

Because counselor, they can't appreciate my sanctimonious pretentiousness!

connie

They think i'm related to mr. potatoe head.

Miriah Dax

They tried to break my little ships

Cody

I had a bad experience on Disney Prime...

M@ Nelson

They drink water all day long just in case someone picks them up!

Jeremy

I have severe allergies to hair.

The Avatar!!!

Children mean character building episodes....

stargoddess

They keep wrinkling my freshly tugged shirt

Seth

I was tramatized by children as a child.

littlestar

One beat me up. Yesterday.

craig

Computer, initiate emergency holographic babysitter!

Wei-Hwa

Shhh! They can sense fear!

Shargeinka

Every child is a potential Cruncher...

V. Equinox

I'm French, I don't like anyone.

TW

Just wait until they mistake YOUR chair for the potty

Quip

Have you read the back of my head lately?

Kamin

Because you can't set a phaser to "Sit still!"

Logan

Look at them. Just flaunting thier hair.

Claudia

Shirt-tugging is supposed to be a captain's privilege.

Aubri

You've never operated a console with drool on it, have you?

p2

pickhard to sickbay, six to grow up

FerengiBert

It's their hair! All that hair!!

Angu§ McLaren

Pickhard to Barf! Please report to the bridge with an armed escort.

Richard Dekker

It's the trouble with Dribbles!

Francis Miranda

The Next Generation Gap!

Christopher Michael

You weren't trapped in a turbolift with them!

Jeremy

They're attracted to shiny objects.

Varath

I have a fear of lawn gnomes. Children are the size of lawn gnomes. Therefore I am afraid of children.

Snipes

I don't want to risk another Measly.

Snipes

Damnit Tryhard, I'm a captain, not a jungle gym!

Hugh of 9

Just a MEASLY little reason...

Hugh of 9

I won't be when those red school uniforms arrive!

Stephen Gardner

I'm afraid of getting the Measlies

Spiner

Dammit! They're stealing my scene!

PotatoKnight

Just a little measly experience

PsychoPat

The Bored assimilation process is a joy compared to this!

James L. Terman

Never work with children or aliens!

Daria

You see children, I see Measlies!

Eddie Williams

They don't understand personal space.

The Łone En§ign

Did you think I lot this hair naturally?

The Lone Ensign

Two words explain it all, "The Boy!"

neilinoz

There are FIVE children!

Kamal

You would too if kids kept rubbing you head for good luck

Christopher

All are potential Measleys that should be crushed now!

Christopher

They always want to play "pin the tail on the Captain"

Christopher

I am always "IT" in their tag games

Christopher

The Captain's chair is NOT a potty

Klau'HaQ

They all look like like little Measly Crushers

JC

I wasn't until I met Measly Cruncher.

Back Sev Trek: The Comic Strip Next


Sev Wide Web | Index | Toon Zone | Sev Shop | What's New | Contact Us
Sev Trek Comp | Scifi Comp | Pits Comp | Twist Comp | Sunday Comp
Sev Trek | Sev Files | Sevgate | Fraud of the Rings | Bluffy | Sev Wars | Sevylon 5 | Pits | Twist | Sevloid Chronicles
Sev Trek Movie | Sev Wars 3D Trailer | The Vault | Discussion Board | Ideas Board | Sevilian Board | Privacy Policys

The Sev Wide Web and all content within are © Copyright 2000 by John Cook.
None of my material can be used on any other site without prior permission from the author.
However, feel free to link to my site from yours.