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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip The many faces of Lieutenant Sevvik!! Poor Spock must have been confused to have died with Kirstie Alley playing Saavik, only to return to life with Robin Curtis replacing her. This week's comic strip helps explain the mystery. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. | This week's winning punchline was written by jdwiseman. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.  Dan "Thumper" Roberts
| IDIC... Infinite Diversity In Characters Laserlight
| Continuity? A difficult concept. It is not logical. Powerlord
| Big talk for a dead guy! FD
| In the new red uniforms the ACTORS are expendable too. Ian Williams
| It's still regulation. Blackers
| Wait 'til you see Squatty Neil C
| And you look like death warmed up Neil C
| Logic talks, emotion walks. Drew
| "Look who's talking!" Matt
| Pan Far season hit me hard this year Jeremy
| Amazing what you can do with a pencil sharpener. Dacron
| Okay, so I had an earlift. Dacron
| Let's just say I'm not my cheery old self Endris Gakor
| Aren't you Dead? RobRoy
| This, from the guy who used *how many* actors to come back from the dead? AK
| Ditto The Crazy Zonie
| Relax. She's somewhere where everybody knows her name. Balaam
| The "Generic Effect" brought you back from death. It also gave my hair more body. Tribbles
| You looked like a corpse the last time I saw you, but I wasn't going to point that out. Muffy
| That's show business. Erik Hollender
| Casting does that to a person. Billy Van Sickle
| My semi-look alike had too many greedy emotions. Erik Hollender
| The one from Cheers was too emotional. TW
| Just between you and me...I had a little nip and tuck done, if you know what I mean. Rock
| I finally decided to come out of Velcron's Closet. Cheers! E-Nice
| Everyone's a little person now that you're a big director now, huh? Ilta
| I'm Starfleet. Continuity is NOT part of the job. E-Nice
| So do you. Where's that young, passionate Vulcan I met at the Genesis planet? Melisssa
| Does it matter? I'm inconsequential to this plot anyway. Melisssa
| I'd explain it to you, but they can't afford to pay me for any extra lines. Melisssa
| Shhh! Not in front of the human. Wei-Hwa
| I'm having a bad face day. Wei-Hwa
| "Cheers" to you, too. Michael Lewis
| Who'd want to come back for this nickel part? JTKirk
| The needs of the one were too high and hence the need for another one! mgeoffrey
| I got the ears redone freilicher
| I *am* still regulation, sir. freilicher
| Says the walking corpse. Brian
| Since you came back to life we've abandoned all believability! Brian
| Some people say they're leaving and mean it! Francis Miranda
| I came back from the "Reveng of Kahntract!" littlestar
| You're right. I have not been feeling quite myself lately... littlestar
| I'm having a bad hair, eyes, nose, face, ears, arms and legs day Angu§ McLaren
| Its not my fault you were too busy directing the last movie to notice me! Christopher
| I also find myself eating for two recently jdwiseman
| It would be a great curtisy not to go down that alley. Roger Wilco
| The needs of the budget outweight the needs of continuity. Sam Peirce
| It's about time someone noticed my new hairdo! Jeighsen
| If you squint, and tilt your head just right, I look the same. Jeighsen
| I am what humans would call... cost efficiant. Skyfox
| Hey, everyone has a bad hair day once in a while. Mike Wille
| The needs of the actress outweighed the needs of the producers. Mike Wille
| That's good, I thought I was the only one who noticed. Mike Wille
| What are you talking about? I only changed my hair, complexion, eye color, uniform size, my voice, & a few facial features. Mike Wille
| Do you like the new me? Mike Wille
| I haven't been myself since you died. Liz
| I'm just one big continuity error Liz
| Nothing a little plot twist can't fix DKL
| You're no spring chicken either, Spook!
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