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This week's cartoon was first suggested by littlestar.
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Forager's bumper sticker! This has been the biggest Sev Trek competition yet - more punchlines submitted than ever before. My thanks go to everyone who counted the punchlines (Puam, Mike Wille, The Lone Ensign, TJ Coldwell and apologies if I missed anyone). The amount seems to range between 2790 and 4110, but I think about 3000 is a reasonable guess. Here is the list of every submitted punchline (beware, the file is 443k).


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by Bill Harris. At the risk of creating another Overrulegate, I have decided to overrule the judge's decision and pick their second choice as the winner. However, before you start pouring in your complaints, keep in mind that the winning punchline is my own so I'm only cheating myself. Also keep in mind that I have obeyed all the conditions I set for myself on the Overrulegate Page (eg - if I'm not there, I reserve the right to overrule).

Thirdly and this is the most important point, the punchline is very much a sev inside joke. Only those who know that the sevname for Borg is Bored would get the joke. Noone pointed this out during the judging session and I think this is a point that should have been made (in truth, I probably shouldn't have put my own punchline on the finalist's page but I guess I was just making up the numbers). Anyway, I'm sure you've all got lots of opinions about this controversial move so feel free to vent your feelings on the Sev Trek Discussion Board. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Mitzi

Are we there yet?

ORTrek

First star to the left and straight on to the Alfalfa Quadrant.

Marty

Spatial Anomalies R Us

1999 & Counting

You toucha my rear - I breaka you face!

mgeoffrey

Wide Load -- Gainwaight's Hair

Firestorm

1 week since last destruction...

Dragon Borg

Boldly going........ nowhere fast

RT

My other ship is a scuttlecraft.

Spud

Honk if you love inflicting your own ideals on other civilisations

Ilta

We brake for commercials

littlestar

Caution: vehicle stops frequently. Very frequently.

Adam Leonard

We brake for trivial plots.

Neil C

I explore and I vote

distress signal

Warning: This Ship Attracts Subspace and Temporal Distortions: Follow at your own risk

Miv

Honk if you have coffee

Colin

We're not lost. We're directionally Challenged

PotatoKnight

Warning: Helmsman is makeing out on console

PotatoKnight

We break for Bored chicks

Standback

Our other starship can reach warp 12!

McCool

SEV ROX (personalized license plate)

McCool

We come in peace. We leave in pieces.

McCool

Sev Happens.

David Arquati

What do we want? Earth! When do we want it? Now!

Chop

Don't laugh- I got it half price!

Mad Dog

If you can read this, you're within weapons range.

A'ko

Caution: This ship stops frequently

Trelo

Honk if you love 10 out of 10

JTKirk

push to fold nacelles

Compdude

Nameless ensigns apply within

JacZ

Gainweight Rules OK

JacZ

We've got the Delta Blues

fd

Take our cook, PLEASE!

Williamson

Phasers don't kill. Anomalies do!

JacZ

My other ship is a Bored CuBe

Polson

We visited Bored space and all we brought back was Ten out of Ten

Curzon of Dax

Eat my warp plasma.

The ORIGINAL Dave

We break for Cubes

littlelimabean

We're lost but we're still Superior

Christopher

Unleaded antimatter only

jdwiseman

If you can read this, you've just bumped into our shields.

Bob Clemmons

Re-elect Gore in 2494!

Sweeney Todd

We got to the delta quandrant and all we got was this lousy bumper sticker

Tribbles

Beware exploding shuttles.

St.John Morgan

Will break for a good storyline

Happydude

Warp-core ejections happen

Scott E. Bemeup

Caution: Watch for Folding Nacelles.

Dacron

Honk if you love big hair

Dacron

I Brake for Subspace Anomalies

Scott E. Bemeup

Keep on Warpin.

PeteMan

Kick Me

Julie

Don't Mess With Redheads

Corsair

Alfalfa Quadrant or Cancellation...

Mike McCormick

We Brake for Everything

Mike McCormick

Batteries not included

Corsair

If you can read this, you've got good sensors.

Golden

WARNING: Highly-Caffinated Captain on board

Melisssa

Honk if you love coffee.

Melisssa

We stop for anomolies.

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Earth or Bust

Namgubed the Merry Elf

My other starship is Galaxy-class

Namgubed the Merry Elf

I brake for worm-holes

JC

Bored on Board

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