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The death of Dux (Jazzsinger, to be precise) Well, out here in Australia, I finally got to see the Dax death episode (and you know what that means, Ezri Dax coming soon...). Has anyone noticed that Worf doesn't exactly have a good track record with women?


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by PeteMan. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Paul Pytlik

Geez, none of the others talked so much!

The irrepressible Zordauch

It's hard to maintain a scowl when you're seeing someone.

Mercury1

Not in front of the bald guy!!

Don Rae

It's cheaper than divorce court!

Couverthie

So I can go out with even a cuter women.

Unka Woofie

It's *my* sash! Mine!

jdwiseman

I plead the fifth.

Unnar Frišrik Siguršsson

They always mock the pony tail

dodgeball

Klingoff divorce lawyers are very efficient.

Sidney the Multi-Colored Armadillo

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DORN.

Gemini

I'm saving them up for the Klingon afterlife

connie

They all asked for pay raises.

connie

Cause my wife always finds out about them.

Erin Smith

I get paid by the roar

Cath

I'm a love 'em and grieve 'em guy

Kristina

I am from the House of Morgue...I mean...Mogue...

Ron

That was "Kaplagh", not "Ker-plop!"

David Arquati

You should see what happens to the women who refuse me!

L.L

You know, Alexander's mom asked the same thing.

BC

Force of habit.

Jon Middleton

Klingoffs do not do long term relationships.

Daniel R

I'm not saying anything until I've talked to my lawyer.

Not_Elvis

With my personality, you'd think they would leave before it got that far.

Harley Cat

Three Words.."Klingoff Morning Breath"

Corsair

I'm a poor character without my Klingoff Angst.

Corsair

The audience just LOVES the death roar!

risk one

I prefer to look at the bright side, have you seen the new Dux?

Roger Wilco

I told you to remember signing next season's contract!

BigBryan

Two Words, Honey: Life-Insurance

Roger Wilco

I'll kill you for this insult!

StevenRoy

That hasn't been proven!

John Nelson

Why do you think I have become a "Great Worrier!"

Spiner

Sorry, but no woman beats me at the bat'leth and gets away with it!

Captain Leita Chandra T'Por

Well, she didn't have a contract and you didn't sign yours.

Captain Leita Chandra T'Por

I guess I just don't know my strength...::macho laugh::

Ensign No-Name

Ever since I got stuck with Alexander I started playing it safe

Fitzer

I hate to see a woman on the rebound.

Brian Blalock

The writers can't figure out how to transfer them to a different ship.

Brian Blalock

The Velcrons got "Live long and prosper" but we got stuck with "Today is a good day to die."

20 of 1

Well you're the one who wanted to work on a different show.

The Lone Ensign

You've experienced our mating rituals, you figure it out!

SOC

Hey, any excuse for a good howl

Jon

Dating psycopathic neanderthals is not conducive to long term relationships.

Brian

Doing a show and movies has its price!

Brian

It showcases my screaming talents.

Brian

It keeps my perpetual bad mood going.

Brian

As Careless once said, "Lucky at carnage, unlucky at love!"

Freilicher

Your point being?

Dacron

The writers know I can only do two emotions: anger and grief.

Freilicher

I'm a Starfleet officer. Dead romantic interests are part of the job.

Dacron

Hell hath no fury like a Tryhard scorned.

Oboe1knoboe

It's not my fault Klingoff tradition calls for a RED wedding dress.

Balaam

In hindsight, the traditional klingoff headbutt may not be the best way for me to show affection for my mate.

Balaam

I'm hoping that when I get to StoveO'Porrige, I'll have a harem.

E-Nice

They know to much about me, too much for their own good.

Sam

Blah, blah, blah. What's the quickest way to the Enterforaprize? I gotta date with Tryhard.

E-Nice

Whenever they think they have a future with me they demand a higher salary and the producers give them the axe.

Melisssa

Tryhard is VERY jealous.

Melisssa

I refuse to answer that without a lawyer present.

Roget

Nevermind that! Where's Dux? I'm hungry!

Melisssa

Who knows, as long as the chicks keep pouring in!

Cmdr_Doc

Because I am Barf, son of Morgue...

Melisssa

If you were any other woman I would kill you where you lie!

Melisssa

Barf, what's with that sash? Barf, what are you doing on the Enterforaprize? Barf, why do you keep killing your girlfriends? Will it ever end?!?!

joerg

Maybe I should give them a red roses instead of red shirts next time.

Don Rae

They'd rather die than spend another minute with me.

joerg

Maybe I should start to clean my teeth...

Don Rae

None of them wanted to do a bedroom scene with me.

alex

Doyawanna really know?

The Black Falcon

Women are fatally attracted to me!

The Black Falcon

Hey, it's the only character development I get!

CJ

Klingoff marriage counselors advice

CJ

It's how Klingoffs break up

Avenger First Officer

It's the only way to get them to stop nagging.

Avenger First Officer

It's the easy way for me to get more SCREAM time.

mgeoffrey

So I can move on to the next spinoff...

Kurt

I lost my thrill on Deep Space Hill!

littlestar

Women are dying to go out with me!

littlestar

Flatulence. Really, REALLY bad flatulence.

ScottE Bemeup

Don't blame me. You're the one who wanted out.

Alicat

My head ridges are sharper than they look

ScottE Bemeup

I bore easily.

Chop

I don't like loose ends!

Chop

The writers wanted more pathos so I volunteered you

PeteMan

My bad breath/body odor combination is lethal!

PeteMan

Klingoffs require "sturdy" partners!

Christopher

I need at least a dozen mates with me in Store-My-Soul!

Mouse - Jeffries tube 32

'cos I'm drop dead gorgeous!

AK

I sleep with my batleth

ejspock

SevFleet Rule #12: No senior officer can have a life. All relationships must be ended by death or disaster before 2 years.

Morgan Sutherland

Shut up and die already.

Spud

Dunno, but it didn't work with Doyawanna

JTKirk

Because Klingoffs DO NOT live happily ever after!

Matthew Fries

Klingoffs do not leave witnesses.

Angus McLaren

It probably has something to do with the bullseye I keep pining to their backs!

Matthew Fries

RROAAA....Oh, you're still alive.

JP

One kid is enough, thank you.

1999 & Counting

I was hoping you hadn't noticed.

Tribbles

It cuts down on the cast members we need to keep track of.

Tribbles

I have solved the problem of encountering old flames.

Riff

I keep forgetting to file down my fangs.

Riff

All except the one who really deserves it.

Nathan Sanders

It's either them or me...and I just never get a good day to die.

Christopher

Perhaps I need to get that infection treated.

Christopher

I thought being a lady-killer was a compliment!

Christopher

It must be my breath.

Christopher

Like I said, non-Klingon females are...fragile.

Christopher

I'm still playing the field

Christopher

Just lucky, I guess

Brian

That's what the police want to know!

Vicki

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Bret Thompson

My forehead is too sharp.

JC

I have a fear of commitment.

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