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Gaudy's missing ISORE! (note - ISORE is the sevname for Geordi's VISOR). In First Contact, Geordi finally got rid of his VISOR - here is a comic strip that explains why he got rid of it.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Erwin for taking this week's judging session.|
This week's winning punchline was written by thersites. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.
I lost it in the last poker game.
Christina "Saavik" Tilman
Barf accidentally used it for a mouth guard.
I couldn't fit my sunglasses over it.
It kept falling into the toilet when I bent over.
The ISORE was soooo 80's.
cpt. gainweight lend it for a short ride to the badlands
I came, ISORE, I went.
I couldn't send the Bored home empty-handed!
Don't go there metal -head
Sevfleet got complaints that we always took up the last handicapped parking space.
The screensaver got annoying
On my nightstand, on the Enterforaprize-D
Can anybody turn on the lights?
Tryhard needed it to hold her hair back.
I get free cable this way.
I found out what it stands for... Impedes Sexual Or Romatic Encounters.
I get full zoom capabilities with these babies!
I got sick of being called "Sevvie Wonder"
I got sick of the blinds closing every time I blinked.
We had to find a way to cut costs for this movie. They're using it as a phaser for scene 3.
I prefer blindness over looking ridiculous.
Let's just say it didn't survive in the movie deal negotiation.
We have enough sci-fi gimmicks already.
well that explains it why it is so dark in here.
I just want to fit in
I kept getting it caught in my eyebrows
Beta? Am I on the bridge again?
Captain Gainweight promised she'd have it back in 3 weeks!!
Is that ALL anyone ever noticed about me?
I've got real vision now, Heavily
I'm sick of being the show's token handicap!
Doyawanna needed her hair clip back.
With you and Pickhard getting most of the screen time, I bet the audience won't even notice!
I got sick of people calling me 'banana eyes'!
Getting rid of that thing is the most character development I'm allowed in this movie.
I am now using ISORE98
The Klingoffs kept getting our sheild frequency.
I'm having a a death ray installed
The Black Falcon
It got caught up in the last weekly uniform change!
Isore? that was just a headband that fell down on my nose.
Since the destruction of Enterforaprize-E, Pickhard ordered me to wear contact lenses.
Because it became exactly that.
Squatty got fat : I got eyes.
Cheese graters are SO last season!
I've gone from Ray Charles to Frank Sinatra!
Subplot is using it as a chew-toy.
I'm just gonna use Barf as a guide dog for a while.
Who said that? Is somebody there?
I lost it in a poker match
I don't know but you lot look ugly without it!
Isore, you saw, we all saw for Isore!
It looked even faker on the Bigscreen.
I lost it. Where in the hell am I, by the way?
After nearly twenty years wearing it, I finally realised something. It made me look stupid!
I left it in Tryhard's quarters. And yes, it IS still turned on!
I tossed it. It's not Y2K compliant!
I was tired of Piker asking me to play Harmonica in his band.
I never needed it- it was just a running gag!
It's on the 'Star Trek Exhibit' now, of course.
A feature film make-up budget eradicated it.
I decided to go with the natural look.
We just didn't see eye to eye.
There was a buy one take one eye sale.
I replaced them with my First Contacts.
Test audiences reacted poorly to seeing a six foot cheese grater onscreen during close-ups.
I found a grater way to see!
I don't know, I wasn't looking when I took it off.
ISORE come, ISORE go.
Props recalled it.
I left it on the Enterforaprize-D.
It didn't go well with our new uniforms.
Batteries went dead.
Turns out IT was causing my vision problem!
You know those Sevilians, never happy unless something changes
I upgraded to avoid the Y2K Bug
The look went out of style years ago, Beta.
Billy Van Sickle
My fans kept running into walls at the conventions.
Everyone finally realized why I always won at poker.
APRIL FOOL!!! I could see all the time
Curzon of Dax
Next week I get a seeing eye dog.
Two words...banana clip.
Piker's using it for a shoehorn.
Never mind that -- check out these baby blues!
I just found these eyes lying around the engine room after our last mission.
I forgot to take it off in the shower...then zap! I could see again.
Tryhard is using it as a hair clip.
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