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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip Bologna's Engineering (pregnancy) coat! One thing that bugs me about TV shows is when they refuse to acknowledge one of the actresses pregancy (X-Files, Voyager and especially CC from the Nanny). 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Puam for taking this week's judging session. | This week's winning punchline was written by Roger Wilco. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.  Tribbles
| I'm hiding an unexpected guest star. Chris Booton
| It's to cover a paramount problem Brian
| It hides my top secret engineering project. Nixon
| Whats with the receeding hairline? Mouse- Jefferies tube 32
| I'm running a little life support of my own! Sci-fi dudette
| I've come down with a little Parasite................ Zax
| Just something I picked up a few thousand light years back... Evay
| It generates a Suspension of Disbelief Field. Varath
| I've caught the Squatty Syndrome...I'm trying to hide it Ramuh
| you're not so trim around the edges yourself! Kirks Wig
| Come on, you know the rules: all sev trek uniforms must change every season...or in my case - every 9 months The One And Only Ang
| Seven does tight, I do baggy, alright? The One And Only Ang
| It's in place to maintain my hull integrity! Josh
| Just trying to round out my character. The Crazy Zonie
| This is what happens when you become pregnant without the writters' approval. Christopher Michael
| I'm as bloated as your ego and all you notice is the coat?! Michael
| Why? Does it make my butt look big? Claudia
| It's hip to be.... round. CinderK
| It's to compensate for my new center of gravity. Corwin
| Some Engineers tend to grow larger as they age Carlos
| It's SUPPOSED to slim the thighs, flatten the stomach, and firm the buttocks. Derrick Johns
| Any officer who's anyone has one. Derrick Johns
| You didn't get the memo did you. Barthel
| It's a fetal cloaking device! Jazz
| The writers think their fooling people. KJ
| I need SOMEWHERE to put all my pens! The Black Falcon
| Okay! So I let myself go a little! Lighten up! Melisssa
| Regulations. At least one member of the senior staff must wear a stupid jacket. Deep Spaced 6-7/8
| I'm the one who has to carry the captain's hair gel supplies. Polson
| Hey, don't knock it. I've got six phaser rifles in here and a class two comet. major D.
| I'm expecting....................... too much I guess Don Rae
| It protects me from continuity problems. Don Rae
| Figure it out, Romeo. Don Rae
| I have a gut feeling you wouldn't understand. mgeoffrey
| I'm actually stealing office supplies... ScottE Bemeup
| What do you get when you cross lunch meat with a leech? Corsair
| To cover my other Bump. Francis Miranda
| It's a nine month temporal anomaly. Chop
| I found I needed a bigger containment field! Gizmo
| I'm hiding a little Parasite. Gizmo
| I snagged all the clothes issued to Ten that she never wears. Gizmo
| There are no desks to stand behind. Gizmo
| Let's just say we better get married REAL quick. Gizmo
| Tomb, didn't your mommy ever tell you about the birds and the bees? Gizmo
| Twoblocks interrupted us a bit late... Gizmo
| So, it was memorable for you too, I see. PsychoPat
| It's to hide my pregnancy you twit. CinderK
| Remember when Twoblocks caught us on top of that console... CinderK
| I swallowed a watermellon seed, OK. Liz
| It has a nifty pen holder USS ferryboat (~J~)
| I read the magazine "fashion for Fleet Personnel" by Heavily Cruncher. Riff
| You don't think it's slimming? Riff
| Shut up and feed me! JP
| These tools aren't the only thing it's holding. Dacron
| I've decided to become the Anti-Ten. Dacron
| What, this old thing? jdwiseman
| I'm costumed for two. Brian
| It's just until I eject my little "warp core".
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