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Bologna's Engineering (pregnancy) coat! One thing that bugs me about TV shows is when they refuse to acknowledge one of the actresses pregancy (X-Files, Voyager and especially CC from the Nanny).

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Puam for taking this week's judging session.

This week's winning punchline was written by Roger Wilco. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


I'm hiding an unexpected guest star.

Chris Booton

It's to cover a paramount problem


It hides my top secret engineering project.


Whats with the receeding hairline?

Mouse- Jefferies tube 32

I'm running a little life support of my own!

Sci-fi dudette

I've come down with a little Parasite................


Just something I picked up a few thousand light years back...


It generates a Suspension of Disbelief Field.


I've caught the Squatty Syndrome...I'm trying to hide it


you're not so trim around the edges yourself!

Kirks Wig

Come on, you know the rules: all sev trek uniforms must change every season...or in my case - every 9 months

The One And Only Ang

Seven does tight, I do baggy, alright?

The One And Only Ang

It's in place to maintain my hull integrity!


Just trying to round out my character.

The Crazy Zonie

This is what happens when you become pregnant without the writters' approval.

Christopher Michael

I'm as bloated as your ego and all you notice is the coat?!


Why? Does it make my butt look big?


It's hip to be.... round.


It's to compensate for my new center of gravity.


Some Engineers tend to grow larger as they age


It's SUPPOSED to slim the thighs, flatten the stomach, and firm the buttocks.

Derrick Johns

Any officer who's anyone has one.

Derrick Johns

You didn't get the memo did you.


It's a fetal cloaking device!


The writers think their fooling people.


I need SOMEWHERE to put all my pens!

The Black Falcon

Okay! So I let myself go a little! Lighten up!


Regulations. At least one member of the senior staff must wear a stupid jacket.

Deep Spaced 6-7/8

I'm the one who has to carry the captain's hair gel supplies.


Hey, don't knock it. I've got six phaser rifles in here and a class two comet.

major D.

I'm expecting....................... too much I guess

Don Rae

It protects me from continuity problems.

Don Rae

Figure it out, Romeo.

Don Rae

I have a gut feeling you wouldn't understand.


I'm actually stealing office supplies...

ScottE Bemeup

What do you get when you cross lunch meat with a leech?


To cover my other Bump.

Francis Miranda

It's a nine month temporal anomaly.


I found I needed a bigger containment field!


I'm hiding a little Parasite.


I snagged all the clothes issued to Ten that she never wears.


There are no desks to stand behind.


Let's just say we better get married REAL quick.


Tomb, didn't your mommy ever tell you about the birds and the bees?


Twoblocks interrupted us a bit late...


So, it was memorable for you too, I see.


It's to hide my pregnancy you twit.


Remember when Twoblocks caught us on top of that console...


I swallowed a watermellon seed, OK.


It has a nifty pen holder

USS ferryboat (~J~)

I read the magazine "fashion for Fleet Personnel" by Heavily Cruncher.


You don't think it's slimming?


Shut up and feed me!


These tools aren't the only thing it's holding.


I've decided to become the Anti-Ten.


What, this old thing?


I'm costumed for two.


It's just until I eject my little "warp core".

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