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Cue and Captain Schidzo! Here's another scene (this time from Deep Sev 9 where Schidzo fought with Cue) where you get to rewrite the response. It's also the first time I've drawn Cue in a comic strip!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to FCJ (it was you, wasn't it?) for running this week's judging session.|
This week's winning punchline was written by Mudmaniac. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions.
What can I say, maybe he didn't have the heart.
That's not what it says in his logs...
The tribble guy
Well Pichard probably never saw you in tights!
Unlike other SevFleet Captains, I can't speak with an english accent.
And how many people bought *his* action figure?
Please stop. These comparisions, they sicken me.
Yes, we use him to feign weakness.
I guess senility has it's benefits!
No, he repelled you with Shakespeare.
Gainweight would really box your ears!
Didn't he? Well here are a few from him too!
I was aiming for Bashful!
Pickhard didn't have a whole race or omnipotent beings on his side.
"Cueball in the side corner...."
It's just my way of punchline delivery.
You're the one who fell for "Your fly is open!"
I hit HIM when he assigned me here!
But he kicked you off the bridge!
He didn't need the ratings boost. Nothing personal...
Comparing me to Pickhard is what got you bopped to begin with!
Remonstrance is fuile! You will be annihilated!
You know what they say, hair today, Pickhard tomorrow.
Well, I owed him a favor...
Now you know how a real man makes first contact.
I know, and look at how many times you kept coming back.
This spin-off's isn't big enough for all of us...
Just be glad you never met Quirk
I have to do SOMETHING to keep this from turning out like Pickhard's first season
Pickhard doesn't know the corkscrew punch either.
I'm softening you up for him.
Pickhard has patience. I have a quick left jab.
Paramount was afraid Patrick Stewart might break a hip if they made him do action scenes.
Paramount couldn't afford having Patrick Stewart do action scenes.
I'm gonna do a lot of things to you that he should have.
Pickhard couldn't hit the broad side of a cargo hold
I'm a lot less touchy feely.
Three words: hair, heir, heart
I wish everyone would quit comparing me to Pickhard!
Well Unlike Pickhard i am not a peace loving hippy.
He thought calling you "Mon Queue" was enough!
If he knew all he had to do was hit you to never hear from you again he probably would have.
Pickhard had a soft spot for you. In the head.
He was just never dressed for the occasion.
I'm also 50 years younger!
And where's his show now?
Unlike Pickhard, I listen to the opinion polls
And what are you going to do about it? Get shapeshifters to attack us?
I guess he was smart enough not to hit someone who could wipe out his entire existance in the blink of an eye.
The Black Falcon
You have to be a captain before Sevfleet neuters you!
He should! It feels goooood!
White men can't punch.
Namgubed the Merry Elf
Talk to the fist, Cue, talk to the fist.
He was too busy tugging at his shirt to swing at ya!
Yeah, well, I'd whup his can too, if I had the chance!
OH sure. Mention Pickhard. THAT will calm me down.
"Float like an Emmissionary, Sting like a bee..."
Well, last time he did it, he lost a heart!
Well, WE'RE TIRED of Crossover Characters here!
You are such an omnipotent loser. you get humiliated by one captain, punched by another and soon you will be rejected by the third
His last message to Sev Fleet was, "If anyone sees Cue, give him one for me."
The director told me to punch on cue.
Be thankful I'm not Quirk. He's got that two fisted back slam move.
That's what you get for crossing shows like that...
Oscar van Duijn
That's probably why your defence is so weak!
He's bald, I'm bold.
Keep saying that name and I'll keep on hitting you!
You didn't have that absurd moustache before either.
He would have, but he was afraid of the counselling session after.
But he should have. I'm correcting his mistake!
I know. That's one reason why the X Generation got cancelled.
We don't want any X generation guest stars here!
Did he also not poke you in the eyes with two fingers?
He's got the brains- I've got the brawn
I've got one thing Pickhard didn't have ... heart!
Pickhard isn't stuck on a Space Station all day!
I ain't a baldheaded wuss
Pickhard didn't do much of anything.
This one's the Schidzo Manoeuvre!
Unlike that yuppie boy, this Star Fleet captain actually has more things to do than drink tea and pull on his shirt!
That's cause I'm usually foot-loose and follicle-free.
Call it the prime-time directive.
Figures. He couldn't even speak in a French accent.
Too much Earl Grey makes a man soft!
Enough with the tie-in references!
He did, you just never felt it!
What are you going to do? Make my hair fall out?
The PC directive was changed to not include Cues.
He just outsmarted you, twice a season.
And his show was cancelled.
I would prefer NOT to be compared to Pickhard...
I am not an old, feeble man.
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