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This week's cartoon idea was suggested by Francis Miranda.
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A very Sevvy Christmas to all Sevilians!!! I hope you like the "refitted" design of the Enterforaprize (maybe we'll call it the Enterforaprize A) with the cigarette nacelles. I must point out that I am NOT endorsing cigarette smoking with this design (as some Sevilians assumed) - quite the contrary. If anything, the Enterforaprize design of beer, smoking and pizza is meant to satirise everything about the much less politically correct Sixties decade (but drawing joints as the nacelles would've been going TOO far).

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Erwin de Jong for running this week's judging session.

This week's winning punchline was written by Christopher! You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions.

Adam Leonard

Looks like one of the 'Red Shirts' has really let himself go.


Beam him aboard! He knows where all the naughty girls live...


Goody, another batch of red shirts


Are we having a "future selves" episode


He's beaming objects onbord! Increase shields!


How original. An element from 20th century earth!

Harry Hazeel

Scan his sack for scantily clad ladies

The Lone Ensign

Arm cookie torpedoes, prepare the milk phasers, fire!

Christopher Michael

I hope he doesn't mistake the futon torpedo tube for a chimney this year!


Zulu, lock phizers. Oohlala, hail him and ask if I've been a good boy.

Sweeney Todd

I hope he brings more mistletoe. I used up last year's supply.

Mike Wille

Great! I thought I had been too naughty this year.


The reindeer is charging its weapons array!


Sensors indicate an energy build-up in the reindeer's nose.


RED vestments? Nothing to worry about then.


Set phasers to "Gimme"!


Fire at will... I didn't get anything last year


And only one reindeer - wretched budget cuts!

ScottE Bemeup

He appears to be following yonder star.


Maybe you'll get that ear sharpener you've been asking for.


Fire milk and cookie torpedos on my command!


Naughty shields up! Set the viewscreen to "nice"...


He's boldy Ho Ho Hoing where no man has hoed before!


Good. The coal he's bringing me will fuel the ship for months!


Plot a collision course - I want that sack!

Steve Jung

Quick! Beam his bag to the cargo bay.

ScottE. Bemeup

Remember it's better to give than receive. Target Phizzers and give him everything we've got.

ScottE. Bemeup

It's a Claus encounter of the 3rd kind.


Careful, he may be after a chunk of our hull.


How could a red shirt survive long enough to grow a beard?

Tim M.

Lock tractor beams on the presents!


Download his "naughty" database and print it to my station!

Neil C

Quick! Open Jeffries Chimney 5!


Oh good, our new batch of Red-Shirts are here

Roger Wilco

He's wearing RED? I give him ten minutes.


You're confusing human holidays again, Spook. This is Christmas, not April Fools...

Roger Wilco

Shields up! That red nose looks suspicious!

Roger Wilco

Captain, we're being hailed. He demands to hand over the pointy-eared giant elf.


No redshirt's gonna steal the scene from me! Fire!


Merry Christmas, Spook. (sniff, sniff) I love you, man!


Look at that belly! Suddenly I feel less alone...


Hey, is that the new starfleet uniform he's wearing?


I know he's not here for me. I pinched too many bottoms this year.


Oh great. No fat man can resist pizza, soda, and cigarettes. We're sitting ducks!

Angus McLaren

Quick, beam him some milk and cookies!


Tell Squatty to return to the ship!

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