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This week's cartoon idea was suggested by Francis Miranda.
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A very Sevvy Christmas to all Sevilians!!! I hope you like the "refitted" design of the Enterforaprize (maybe we'll call it the Enterforaprize A) with the cigarette nacelles. I must point out that I am NOT endorsing cigarette smoking with this design (as some Sevilians assumed) - quite the contrary. If anything, the Enterforaprize design of beer, smoking and pizza is meant to satirise everything about the much less politically correct Sixties decade (but drawing joints as the nacelles would've been going TOO far).


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Erwin de Jong for running this week's judging session.

This week's winning punchline was written by Christopher! You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions.


Adam Leonard

Looks like one of the 'Red Shirts' has really let himself go.

Nezumi

Beam him aboard! He knows where all the naughty girls live...

Beth

Goody, another batch of red shirts

christian

Are we having a "future selves" episode

JB

He's beaming objects onbord! Increase shields!

Spiner

How original. An element from 20th century earth!

Harry Hazeel

Scan his sack for scantily clad ladies

The Lone Ensign

Arm cookie torpedoes, prepare the milk phasers, fire!

Christopher Michael

I hope he doesn't mistake the futon torpedo tube for a chimney this year!

kmk

Zulu, lock phizers. Oohlala, hail him and ask if I've been a good boy.

Sweeney Todd

I hope he brings more mistletoe. I used up last year's supply.

Mike Wille

Great! I thought I had been too naughty this year.

Cinga

The reindeer is charging its weapons array!

Cinga

Sensors indicate an energy build-up in the reindeer's nose.

G.B.A

RED vestments? Nothing to worry about then.

HJTrek

Set phasers to "Gimme"!

Sanlei

Fire at will... I didn't get anything last year

Charlie_S

And only one reindeer - wretched budget cuts!

ScottE Bemeup

He appears to be following yonder star.

Mousey

Maybe you'll get that ear sharpener you've been asking for.

Roget

Fire milk and cookie torpedos on my command!

Bruinhilda

Naughty shields up! Set the viewscreen to "nice"...

Compdude

He's boldy Ho Ho Hoing where no man has hoed before!

Dacron

Good. The coal he's bringing me will fuel the ship for months!

Madmartigan

Plot a collision course - I want that sack!

Steve Jung

Quick! Beam his bag to the cargo bay.

ScottE. Bemeup

Remember it's better to give than receive. Target Phizzers and give him everything we've got.

ScottE. Bemeup

It's a Claus encounter of the 3rd kind.

E-Nice

Careful, he may be after a chunk of our hull.

Tribbles

How could a red shirt survive long enough to grow a beard?

Tim M.

Lock tractor beams on the presents!

PeteMan

Download his "naughty" database and print it to my station!

Neil C

Quick! Open Jeffries Chimney 5!

Tim

Oh good, our new batch of Red-Shirts are here

Roger Wilco

He's wearing RED? I give him ten minutes.

Carlos

You're confusing human holidays again, Spook. This is Christmas, not April Fools...

Roger Wilco

Shields up! That red nose looks suspicious!

Roger Wilco

Captain, we're being hailed. He demands to hand over the pointy-eared giant elf.

Carlos

No redshirt's gonna steal the scene from me! Fire!

Carlos

Merry Christmas, Spook. (sniff, sniff) I love you, man!

Carlos

Look at that belly! Suddenly I feel less alone...

Carlos

Hey, is that the new starfleet uniform he's wearing?

Carlos

I know he's not here for me. I pinched too many bottoms this year.

Carlos

Oh great. No fat man can resist pizza, soda, and cigarettes. We're sitting ducks!

Angus McLaren

Quick, beam him some milk and cookies!

JC

Tell Squatty to return to the ship!

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