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Barf's Sash!!! Have you ever wondered why Barf wears a sash? Is it the prize from some Klingoff beauty contest? Or perhaps a stolen seatbelt from a sevship (so that's where they went!)...
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Guy Ben Ami for running this week's judging session.|
This week's winning punchline was written by, well... me! It's actually the first winning Sev Trekpunchline that I've won, and typically, the first week that there's no prize! :-) Actually, the voting came down to either my punchline or StevenRoy's "babe magnet" punchline. I asked Wendy to make the casting vote WITHOUT telling her that I wrote the "Miss Klingoff" punchline and she chose it without any hint of bias - I promise you! Personally, I would've chosen the "firms the buttocks" punchline by Carlos. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions.
It makes me invincible in battle... Don't worry, I kept the receipt.
Ming the Maniac
It provides a measure of consistency in an ever changing uniform.
It's a Klingoff training bra.
It's a bib. I'm a sloppy eater.
I grew a ponytail and you ask about the SASH?!
Sevfleet keeps me on a tight leash.
It's a souvenir from the Enterforaprize's wreckage.
Budget cuts, it's supposed to be my Battle-Armor...
Upper Body Support.
It firms the buttocks, slims the thighs and flattens the tummy.
It gives me an advantage in strip poker.
It helps the reception on my toycorder.
Nick ''Naraht'' Frame
Curiosity Killed the Dux
It was either this or a paisley tie.
Sure beats moist towelettes.
Isn't it just gorgeous! And no, you can't borrow it.
What can I say, it's a chick magnet.
Yeah well, those spots are so last season!
I think you have sash-envy!
You gotta accessorize, girlfriend!
Love Will Kill
Have you ever tried the toilet paper on this station?
Sevfleet wouldn't employ a Klingoff without a leash of some sort...
You try to start a conversation with this face.
It's a belt, I couldn't get it over my other shoulder!
I wore it as a turban, and look what it did to me!
I find the Severation toilet paper too soft.
It is the bandaid of a warrior!
I was sanitized when I joined Sev Fleet.
Would you prefer a string of pearls?
Why? Does it make my butt look big?
It's my Klingoff coin collection.
Please, no beauty contest remarks.
It keeps me free from ticks and fleas.
It is a sign of honor, past down through my family for two hundred years... oh, who am I kidding?! I won it in a pie eating contest.
It's a Klingoff back massage device
The Black Falcon
It's there in place of having an interesting personality.
This old thing? Oh, it's just something I threw on...
It slices, it dices, it grates cheese! Order yours today!
It makes me feel beautiful.
It's a cleverly disguised plot generator. See, now we get a whole episode about where it came from!
24th century suspenders!
It's a conversation piece, and its working!
Sash? It's a warrior's emergency sanitary wipe!
It's my chew toy!
To our ancestors, they were headbands.
You have much to learn about Klingoff anatomy.
It's a babe magnet. Is it working?
It holds my pants up.
My personal seatbelt!
Accessories make the man!
We Klingoffs just love shiny things.
I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.
Why? Does it make me look fat?
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