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This week's cartoon idea was suggested by Rik.
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Destroying Forager!! Well, after incessant nagging from certain people who shall remain nameless (ah, what the heck, you know who you are, Rik!), I finally drew a "non-why" comic strip. In fact this one had no question at all....

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Guy Ben Ami for running this week's judging session.

This week's winning punchline was written by Madmartigan (that's two for him now). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions, and also read all about Jacz's trip to the USA! :-)


We tear the whole ship apart and STILL can't find the bathroom!

USS ferryboat

Did anyone else feel that?


Damn! There goes the no claim bonus!


And that's why we don't do continuity.

Derrick Johns

I'd say the time for diplomacy is over.


Ensign, I don't know how you keep surviving, but someday we'll get you.

USS ferryboat

What part of "shields up" don't you understand?


Okay, who put the Trubble under Bologna's seat?

Adam Hantke

I hope I've walked into the hollowdeck.


You touched the 'do. NEVER touch the 'do...


Did Tomb and Bologna have their weekly breakup AGAIN?


Ten, leave before you just make things worse.


And if anyone else asks me one of those stupid "why" questions again...


Do I need to ask Ten out of Ten to leave the bridge, or can you boys concentrate on flying this thing?


Don't worry, the ship magically repairs itself between episodes.

Gabe Garcia

Set a course for Earth, maximum limp!


Hail the Scuttlecraft, tell them the new torpedoes work.


Add 'duct tape' to our list of needed supplies.


This is what happens when Parasite and Bologna work in the same room!

The Kai

Well, so much for the "Gainweight Maneuver"

Cigam Retah

If we can just figure a way to end the episode, everything should go back to normal...


Lemme guess: Sevspace?


Nothing a commercial break can't fix


Boy, leave an ensign alone for one minute...


Hairy, I told you not to play that high note!

e hursh

Same ol', same ol'.

Michael Lewis

Keep looking, the keys must be here someplace.


That's IT!!! Harry Chin, you are now a minor character.

Christopher Michael

Mr. Chin, when I said "Return to the bridge", I meant land the scuttlecraft first!

Sweeney Todd

Colourful metaphor time!

Sweeney Todd

Oh great - another two-parter!


It appears that it isn't only ratings that are falling through the ceiling!

USS ferryboat

Drat, and the warranty just ran out too.

redshirt ensign noname

Time to vacuum! Open the hatch!


Did we at least kill that damned fly?


NOW can I have your attention?


Hairy, you have some 'splaining to do


See what happens when I don't get my morning coffee!?

Samurai Penguin

Computer, end program. Oh, nuts...

Samurai Penguin

That's the last time Harry drives when Ten is on the bridge.

Namgubed the Merry Elf

I leave the bridge for one cup of coffee, and look what happens!

The Kai

Are you *sure* this will boost our ratings?

USS ferryboat

Break out the chewing gum and bailing wire.

The Kai

Why do I get the feeling this episode will never have happened?

Francis Miranda

I knew we shouldn't have gone to Ten's family reunion.

Angus McLaren

Well I'll be! Resistance IS futile!

M@ Nelson

Chin, this is exactly why you haven't been promoted in five seasons.

Angus McLaren

Damn these season finale cliffhangers!


OK, diverting all the containment field power to my hairdo wasn't a good idea...


I see last night's party went well...


And that, Mr. Chin, is what we call head-on collision.


Alright, no more playing 'chicken' with Bored cubes!


Anyone else have a problem with my hair?!


Now where did I put that reset button?

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