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Malfunctioning transploders!! Whenever the writers are short of a storyline, hey presto, the tranploders break down! One wonders why they kept using them when such mishaps occur so regularly!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Erwin de Jong for his valiant efforts in running this week's judging session. Not only was he implementing his new Punchfile Creator software, he also had to deal with THREE competitions as we judged The Pits and Twist Competitions this week also. Thanks also to Rik, champion of Majel, for assisting Erwin in getting it working. It was a difficult IRC session but we got through it all!|
This week's winning punchline was written by The ORIGINAL Dave (a very popular guy on the Discussion Board). You can read the transcript of this historic IRC session where we decided the winner of all three competitions!
The ratings go up when the transploders go down.
'Twas a request from the ladies, sir.
Namgubed the Merry Elf
The warranty ran out two seasons ago!
Sorry, Captain, I ran out of quarters.
Goetz T Heinrich
Ah canna change the laws of screenwriting, Cap'n!
How ELSE could ye get in touch with your feminine side, Cap'n?
Maintenance is futile. You will be effeminated.
I keep confusing the "energise" and "effeminise" buttons.
You try reassembling sub-atomic particles with knobs and switches!
We haven't had enough body switching episodes this season.
They would work better if they weren't made from cardboard and prop plastics.
Why complain, it's the best shape you've ever been in!
Hott mon, ye seen the COST o' a new one?
Aye, she may be a wee bit off-kilter, but she's quite a bargain!
Now we know who REALLY wears the pants on this ship.
Not sure, but this is gonna play hell with the censors
Actually, I think the writers just wanted the first interracial head-switch in TV history.
Those are big words for such a wee lass as yeself!
They are nae designed for kissing in mid-transplode, Capten!
They weren't meant to beam things as large as your ego.
I have to get my screen time somehow!
The Lone Ensign
We still have ensigns stuck in there from the last transploder accident.
We keep trying, but we just can't get rid of you!
Crew of the NCC1701
I told you it was a bad idea to have a conversation with the computer!
We're still trying to get the year 2000 bug out.
Your toupee keeps clogging the buffers Captain.
Never drink and energize!
If it didn't, I'd be out of a job.
Actually, I did this one on purpose.
Your ego keeps clogging up the salary-compensaters.
That's what you get when your engineer is one finger short.
It's not a malfunction, it's a feature
Well, I would fix them, but then everyone else will come running to get off this tub.
I dinna ken there's a problem -- ye look a fine lass, Capten!
What makes you think its an accident
You keep talking to the targeting computer.
Malfunctions are the cheapest form of creativity.
I dinna do it. Nobody seen me do it. Ya cannae prove a thing.
Transploder? I thought you said to activate the transvestor.
They don't, I just needed a laugh
I distinctly heard you say "preen me up, Squatty".
Doesn't this make it even easier to love yourself?
Now you can give yourself a taste of your own medicine.
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