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This week's cartoon idea was suggested by Francis Miranda.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Sesspit and the Kraze-on!!! If there was any race in the entire Deltoid Quadrant that Sesspit would betray Forager for, why did she choose the losers with the bad hair day from hell, the Kraze-on?

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Many thanks to Puam for running the judging session. This week's winning punchline was written by Quip.

It was also a historical judging session as the winners of the Poster Competition were announced. I will update the Poster Competition page later this week but you can find out the winners now by reading the transcript of the IRC session. It also ended with the opening of the Sev Trek Christmas Sale - just in case you miss my email, banner ads and indiscreet messages all over my site, make sure you check out the Christmas specials! (hey, I had to get another plug in there, didn't I?! :-)

Jos Litjens

Someone's got to liven up this series.

Sev Trek Groupie

Every time I brush my fingers through his hair I get a manicure......its a real time saver!


They're the only people with hair stiffer than yours.


They're barberless, not barberous.


Your hair was making me claustrophobic.


They made me a coiffure I couldn't refuse.


Evil people get more screen time


At least his hair is only a wig!


Ya gotta admit, they're a major ego boost!

Christopher Michael

My name was next on the shuttle pilot roster!


Very, very easily.

Francis Miranda

I subscribe to the Primate Directive.

Francis Miranda

If I could dupe the intelligent Forager crew, can you imagine the power I have over these stupid apes?!


Why captain, do I detect a bit of hair envy?


He's the worst example of a Sev Trek villain: One dimensional, obsessed, constantly scheming and double-dealing ....... and he STILL has more character depth than any of you!


Because on THEIR series, I'm a regular.

Roger Wilco

I was hired as the "Token Traitor".


At the rate you're going, the Kraze-on will get to the Alfalfa Quadrant first.

Roger Wilco

Don't worry. The way you fly through this quadrant, we will meet again every two weeks.


You've got to admit, they've got MUCH better hair than you..

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