|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
Spook's viewing thingy! In Jurassic Trek, Spook is always peering into his viewing thingy (just what do you call that thing?) Just what's in there that seems to engross him so much?!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Brian Kendall. Wendy and I were away on holiday this weekend but still had a chance to contribute to the judging session as we had to decide between Brian's punchline and Madmartigan's staring contest punchline. We ended up going with Brian and taking the judge's recommendation of changing the B4 to B5 to get a little more double meaning into the punchline (if you don't understand what I'm talking about, B5 refers to Babylon 5... and you call yourself a sci-fi fan :-). Feel free to read the whole transcript of the IRC session. Many thanks to Guy Ben-Ami for running it this week.
It appears that THIS is what Sev Fleet built for toilets.
Season three episodes. *shiver*
It's not a viewer, it's my hairdryer.
Shh! It's the latest edition of "Logic Illustrated"!
My career slipping by...
Don't you DARE start talking to it
I'm looking for an escape clause in my contract!
Mmm, nice ears... Excuse me, you were saying?
The Gone Farr Channel
I'm scanning for an intelligent plot
Nothing, it's just a prop, you idiot!
The other shows in our time slot!
I'm trying to beat Squatty's high score!
We're having a staring contest. I think I'm wearing it down.
I can't tell you, but it costs me a penny each time!
Just a minute Captain. I just got through on AOL.
The VCR ate my tape again!
Next week's episode. It doesn't get any better.
You get women, I get cable.
Quiet, I still have two more minutes on my nickel, Captain
I call it "Program Nine"
The fine print on my contract.
I'm waiting for my toast, Captain.
Ssshh... this is the one where Jason proposes to Charlene.
Trying to spot loopholes in my contract.
I'd tell you but you would probably never let me have it back.
If you keep interrupting me, I'll never get to the next level!
Shut up and give me another quarter!
Help Wanted ads. I've gotta get off this tub.
I bet you didn't know that Yoeman Randy's quarters are right under the bridge...
The toaster's jammed again
Fascinating! All this technology and I can still only pick up infomercials!
Fascinating, Captain! Rapidly flipping photographs that give the illusion of movement!
I'm reading ahead in the script.
Oh my god! It's full of stars!
Even in the future, it takes forever to make a piece of toast!
That's my teleprompter, you dolt!
Darn, I missed the bonus invader.
23rd century infomercials.
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