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This week's cartoon idea was first suggested by Jacquelline Mellor
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Leerta and Romp! One wonders why a beautiful, attractive woman like Leerta (if not overly endowed in the smarts department) would fall in love with the ugly, docile toad that is Romp!

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by James L. Terman. You can read the whole transcript of the IRC session. Thanks to Erwin for running it this week.


I've got the body of a babe, but the mind of a baby.


His cranial cleavage turns me on!


I consulted the Orb of Stupidity!

Sweeney Todd

He's got lobes of potential.


Because now I'm more than just an extra... I'm a recurring star!


It's one of his stupid Union Rules...

Roland Spindler

Did I ever mention that this isnīt my REAL color of hair?

John Zieman

Hey, tell me who I ain't interested in!


I'm his sole beneficiary. And last I heard, there's no law against Fungicide.


The latest female Fungi fashion looks good on me


That's what you get when you insult the writers.

Curzon of Dax

Small minds think alike...


It gets me air time on the show.


We get our heads filled at the same air pump.


It's one way of ensuring I get a regular recurring role

Irie@420 ( 1 Snap)

Because when I talk, he's all ears!


I'll never have to worry that he's cheating on me!

Erik Hollender

It's a Dumb and Dumber thing.

ScottE Bemeup

With ears like those, I can nag him from across the promenade.

Gidi Kroon

Me and Cuss give the average viewer hope...


He's the only guy who thinks I overdress.


Together, we're about as smart as a turnip.


He grew on me... like a Fungi!

James L. Terman

It's wish-fufillment for the writers!


Less to worry about. Who's going to steal him away?

Francis Miranda

It was lobe at first sight.

Francis Miranda

Beauty is in the ears of the beholder.

Francis Miranda

Opposites attract.


You're obviously suffering from lobe envy.

Jeffrey Contompasis

Love is bland


I asked Mourn out, but he wouldn't answer my calls!

Harley Cat

Next to him, I look like a rocket scientist


After Bashful, you can only go up...


It pays the rent.


I'm fetching, he fetches. It's a paradigmatic relationship.


He's the Earissary.


The contrast makes me look even better

Roger Wilco

That's what happens if you insist on a character-building episode.


I can be sure THIS ONE isn't genetically enhanced.

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