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Leerta and Romp! One wonders why a beautiful, attractive woman like Leerta (if not overly endowed in the smarts department) would fall in love with the ugly, docile toad that is Romp!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by James L. Terman. You can read the whole transcript of the IRC session. Thanks to Erwin for running it this week.|
I've got the body of a babe, but the mind of a baby.
His cranial cleavage turns me on!
I consulted the Orb of Stupidity!
He's got lobes of potential.
Because now I'm more than just an extra... I'm a recurring star!
It's one of his stupid Union Rules...
Did I ever mention that this isnīt my REAL color of hair?
Hey, tell me who I ain't interested in!
I'm his sole beneficiary. And last I heard, there's no law against Fungicide.
The latest female Fungi fashion looks good on me
That's what you get when you insult the writers.
Curzon of Dax
Small minds think alike...
It gets me air time on the show.
We get our heads filled at the same air pump.
It's one way of ensuring I get a regular recurring role
Irie@420 ( 1 Snap)
Because when I talk, he's all ears!
I'll never have to worry that he's cheating on me!
It's a Dumb and Dumber thing.
With ears like those, I can nag him from across the promenade.
Me and Cuss give the average viewer hope...
He's the only guy who thinks I overdress.
Together, we're about as smart as a turnip.
He grew on me... like a Fungi!
James L. Terman
It's wish-fufillment for the writers!
Less to worry about. Who's going to steal him away?
It was lobe at first sight.
Beauty is in the ears of the beholder.
You're obviously suffering from lobe envy.
Love is bland
I asked Mourn out, but he wouldn't answer my calls!
Next to him, I look like a rocket scientist
After Bashful, you can only go up...
It pays the rent.
I'm fetching, he fetches. It's a paradigmatic relationship.
He's the Earissary.
The contrast makes me look even better
That's what happens if you insist on a character-building episode.
I can be sure THIS ONE isn't genetically enhanced.
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