|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
The Velcron Neck Pinch! One of the most popular features of Spook is the neck pinch. This simple move has more character and class than all of Quirk's roundhouse punches, shoulder rolls and shirt rips combined!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's judging session decided TWO punchline winners, the online competition and the Conquest 98 Competition. You can read the whole transcript of the IRC session.|
The online competition was won by FerengiBert. The Conquest Competition was won by Cath who wins the original artwork of the Velcron Neck Pinch comic strip. I will post pictures of the framed artwork and possibly of Cath receiving it later on (check the What's New Page to find out about that and other new stuff added to the Sev Trek site in the future).
Two possibilities: you are unwilling to learn, you are unable to learn. My money's on #2.
Isn't it enough that you 'pinch' all the scenes?
Because it's a neck pinch, not a heinie pinch.
Because the only restraint you know is your girdle.
Your fingers must first evolve to a prehensile state.
Just climb a little higher up the evolutionary ladder
Because you learn slower than you speak.
We never have enough redshirts for you to practice on.
I set my fingers to stun.
Humans can't do it, you doorknob.
Talk to the hand salute.
Because you'd rather neck, than neck pinch!
First of all, the pinch happens above the waist line
You have a lot of nerve, asking me to!
Why, have you run out of good pick-up lines?
It's all in the ears, Gym.
Don't you put enough people to sleep?
You keep applying it WAY too low!
You get on too many nerves already!
Captain, don't you think you do enough pinching?
I have the neck pinch, you have the rear pinch.
Just keep talking. It has the same effect.
Oh sure. Give the monkey boy another assault option.
The flesh is willing, but the intellect is weak.
Nick ''Naraht'' Frame
Can't, or won't...
Velcrons don't live that long.
I never pinch and tell...
Your genetic structure is not capable of producing the electrical impulses that...oh, forget it! It's because you're too stupid!
The pinch is to be handed down to posterity, NOT to posteriors.
The nurses asked me not to.
You put people to sleep with your voice, I do it with my hands.
You stick to paunches and I'll stick to pinches!
Oh no! Today it's the pinch, tomorrow it's the ears.
Another ego boost? Not on my shift.
Are you a Velcron? Think about that
James L. Terman
You just have to have your fingers in everything, don't you?
Because you're already a pain in the neck.
Come here and let me show you.
If I told you, I would have to pinch you.
You don't need it, your breath is enough.
I sedate, you seduce. That's the way it is.
If you teach me the 'Human mouth kiss'
I tried, but you passed out when I demonstrated it on you.
You need an IQ above your number of fingers.
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