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This week's cartoon idea and the concept of the Opera hat was suggested by Brian.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Slapping Yeoman Randy's behind!!! If any of you have seen the TOS episode "Charlie X", you must see the irony of a womanizer like Captain Kirk giving the young Charlie advice on how to treat women with respect!

Thanks for all the suggestions for sevilizing Janice Rand and Charlie X. The Sev Trek name Jaundice Randy was first suggested by Jeffrey Contompasis, while Charlie X's sevname, Curly Hecs, was a combination of suggestions from Robert Jones and jdwiseman. I would be remiss if I didn't mention Doctor Christopher Kovacs who informed me that Jaundice was caused by liver disease (a result of alcoholism) - a fact which played a part in choosing that particular name for Yeoman Randy.


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Roger Wilco and was chosen by a panel of judges on the IRC channel #sevtrek.

Rik has added even more features to his wonderbot Majel this week! Read the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session (thanks to Erwin for running the judging session). This was a very tight contest between the winning punchline and the Velcron butt pinching punchline. There is also some interesting talk at the end about the bookmarks and the upcoming book release. Here are some of the other funniest entries.



Catie Bormann

That move is so over used!

Hollis McCray

I'm the designated womanizer on this ship!

Christopher

I've never understood this myself, but "no" apparently means "no"

T.Stroud

Because you're working MY side of the street, Mister!

Brian

I don't know. I didn't make up the stupid rule!

G.B.A

You've got to wait for the right camera angle...

Namgubed the Merry Elf

It's rude, it's uncouth, and it's my turn!

Royce Eddington

We're in the 23rd century! Use the vulcan butt pinch!

E-Nice

She told me it was a turn off.

Chocolateday

I won't stand here and watch you mock my art!

Alicat

Some regulation or something

Th'kya

Rank Hath It's Privileges

Captain Leita Chandra T'Por

I dunno, something about women's rights or something.

chris

Leave it to us professionals.

M@ Nelson

For one thing, your stance is all wrong!

Brian

I'd better tell you about the birds and the beehives!

Quip

It looks easy, but it takes years of study!

Quip

Your swing is off, try it higher!

Quip

Censors require I say that, carry on kid!

Bob Clemmons

She's still sore there from last night!

Bob Clemmons

Do as I say, not as I do

James L. Terman

No reason. I'm just legally obligated to say that.

ScottE Bemeup

She prefers to be chased around the console first.

Francis Miranda

It might dislodge her wig.

Lt. J. Isaac Powers

You gotta put more *finesse* into it!

The Kirk

Because I'm the only one who treats women like trash on this ship!

Corsair

I must show you the proper technique first.

Spud

It'll destabilise the hairdo

Francis Miranda

Step aside and let a real man do it.

Spud

Captain's Privilege

Iona

Get your own Yeoman!

Iona

Get in line!

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