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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip The Bjorn ear pulling thingy! While this cartoon attempts to explain why Bjorns do that ear grabbing thing, it's really more an excuse to draw Kite Wind and her ridiculous looking Sydney Opera House hat. Thanks to everyone who sent nitpicking emails about this cartoon. Yes, I know Kite Wind's earring is in the wrong ear! I had to draw it that way, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to see it. And thank you, Scott Cowan, for informing me that I never draw Major Tequila with an earring. I'll be sure to be more careful in the future. It always perplexes me that people inform me of errors like misplaced earrings or missing comm badges, while completely overlooking things like Opera Houses for hats or 100 foot sausages on the saucer section of the Enterforaprize. :-) Thanks to everyone who sent me suggestions for Kai Winn's Sevname. The Sev Trek name Kite Wind was first suggested by The ORIGINAL Dave. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Mike Wille and was chosen by a panel of judges on the IRC channel #sevtrek. | A very speedy judging session this week - breeze through it in the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session (thanks to Rik de Deken for running the judging session a third week in the row - he's the only one who can tame the fiesty new version of Majel). It was a fairly unanimous decision on the winning punchline, only slightly marred by a bit of snarling towards the end of the session as well as a bit of Wendy worship (I was told to say that Wendy doesn't really like that kind of stuff - you can quietly adore her... just don't worship her :-). Here are some of the other funniest entries.  JLR Fan
| The way to a man's pagh is through his ear. David Moyle
| The Velcrons got first pick of cultural greetings. Shazbut
| With this hat, it's the only way I can get people to take me seriously! Azazel
| The question is: why do you let me? Andy
| You're not the Emissionary, you're a very naughty boy Helen
| The ancients say: pull the ear when prophets are near, push the nose when prophets are close. Mike Wille
| It's faster... our noses have speed bumps. Christopher Michael
| Checking your ear size. Like to buy a Bjorn earring? Allan
| It's the safest thing to grab on ANY species. John Nelson
| It helps to keep our nose ridges tight, Emissionary! Quip
| Why do you think we wear spiked earrings? TBone
| Everybody's gotta have a gimmick. Angel-Eyes
| I don't HAVE to. I want to. Lord Fledrinnian
| There's enough dirt to grow potatoes back here! Riff
| You'd prefer I pinched your cheeks? Christopher
| I'm sadly mistaken -- a Fungi would be under my power now. Christopher
| Shh -- I lost the signal. R.C.C.
| Stress reliever. Try it sometime. R.C.C.
| You pull fingers, we pull ears. FerengiBert
| The Ferengi bartender doesn't mind. Krunk
| Keep still! I'm cleaning out your earwax! ScottE Bemeup
| Some people collect signatures, I collect wax. Chris Cole
| An early writer suggested fingers up each other's noses -- he doesn't work here anymore... Raven
| Just to annoy you. ejspock
| You mean you've never seen the old "Pulling a strip of latinum from behind your ear" trick? flametop
| You'd rather I bit your nose? Q
| Trying to get clearer sound quality. Q
| You're soooooooo CUUUUTE!!!!! JacZ
| Cause you've been a bad widdle boy Roy
| Well, pulling your hair won't work, will it? Francis Miranda
| I wanted to try the Velcron Mind Melt. Francis Miranda
| Clean your ears, young man!
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