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This week's cartoon was first suggested by Jacqueline Mellor.
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

The Velcron Hand Salute!Have you ever wondered what the Velcron hand salute REALLY meant? Well, now you can finally find out... On another note, let me add that the Velcron hand salute is not easy to draw on a four fingered cartoon character!

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Kristian Werner and was chosen by a panel of judges on the IRC channel #sevtrek. See how the judging session went in the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session (thanks to Erwin de Jong for running the judging session). Here are some of the other funniest entries.

Brian Kendall

It means "many seasons and ratings to you."

Ian Bosley

It means "Help me, I've just dislocated my fingers"


Nothing, I just get better reception on my TV.


Read between the lines


Finger exercises, sir....

Dalek Bell

Rabbits ears. Our ancestors were less logical.

John Cameron

Talk to the hand Captain... Talk to the hand.


Two words, two syllables.


You are getting sleepy, very sleepy...


It doesn't mean anything. We just like watching people fumble with it.

Lt. J. Isaac Powers

It is a shadow puppet of a duck. Quack. Quack.

Irie@420 (1 Snap)

Hang loose and prosper


That's what you get if you do the nerve grip wrong.


It takes the focus of the ears.


It's just something we can do better than you.


It's so I can easily poke you in the eyes, Nyuk Nyuk...

Namgubed the Merry Elf

It means, "Nanu nanu."


Scissors beat paper.


It means someone just stole my hand puppet!


It is the ancient Velcron art of catching flies.

The Black Falcon

Salute? All this time I've been holding up my hand for a Velcron high-four and you've been leaving me hanging!


Nothing Captain.....I am just exercising my fingers. And one! and two!

Francis Miranda

It's our version of the Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.


Pull my finger, Captain.


Sore fingers for a week!

Chris Cole

It's the prelude to the secret Velcron handshake.


Nothing, I'm just training for my Velcron Neck Pinch


Don't you recognize the Vulcan "Peace" Sign, Sir?


I'm trying to make my hand look like my head.


I'm about to poke you in the eyes.

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