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Piker, Sev Fleet Captains and Away Missions!!! Commander Piker never lets his Captain go on away missions. He says it's to protect the most important member of the crew. But is there a more secret reason? Now we find out!

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Quip (Brian McCandliss) and was chosen by a panel of judges on the IRC channel #sevtrek. See how the judging session went in the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session (thanks to Erwin de Jong for running the judging session). Here are some of the other funniest entries.

M@ Nelson

Good Lord, man, we can't afford to risk the only decent actor on the ship!!


If your ex worked on the bridge, you'd get away every chance you had, too!

Kev Hillard

With all due respect Sir, the reflection would give away our position.

The Goatboy

Someone's gotta narrate after the advert.


If we get lost, we won't have enough hair to light a fire!


"Away" means from YOU!

Angus McLaren

Because Number One likes treating you like Number Two!


Because I'm the director, that's why!

Trax Knight

Beta called dibs before you did, Sir.

Brian Kendall

You tend to make our missions two parters.

Jake Blues

If we both went down Tryhard would take over! Do you trust her to drive?


Your brain is relatively unprotected.


When I beam down, I get the girl. When YOU beam down, you're abducted . . . or assimilated . . .or tortured . . . or get all the screen time . . .


Because the star can't trek!


Wouldn't want you to sunburn that scalp... sir.


Don't put all your Red's on one planet!


You keep enforcing the PC directive!


Your bald head scrambles the transporter locks!


At the last bar you ordered "Tea, earl grey, HOT!"


Two words - chick repellant!


So you'll live long and I'LL prosper!

Lt. J. Isaac Powers

We might run into hostile females, Captain!

Lord Fledrinnian

Just for once, I want an alien race to declare ME a god!

Bob Clemmons

The Captain always goes down with the ship!

Chris Cole

The last time you locked the keys inside the shuttle!

Francis Miranda

So I can get frequent transporter mileage points.


I get paid more for location work.


Four words. Bright sun. Bald head.

Ivan Zalac

Because you keep calling me "Number One".


I've run out of women to seduce on the ship, so...

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