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Piker, Sev Fleet Captains and Away Missions!!! Commander Piker never lets his Captain go on away missions. He says it's to protect the most important member of the crew. But is there a more secret reason? Now we find out!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Quip (Brian McCandliss) and was chosen by a panel of judges on the IRC channel #sevtrek. See how the judging session went in the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session (thanks to Erwin de Jong for running the judging session). Here are some of the other funniest entries.|
Good Lord, man, we can't afford to risk the only decent actor on the ship!!
If your ex worked on the bridge, you'd get away every chance you had, too!
With all due respect Sir, the reflection would give away our position.
Someone's gotta narrate after the advert.
If we get lost, we won't have enough hair to light a fire!
"Away" means from YOU!
Because Number One likes treating you like Number Two!
Because I'm the director, that's why!
Beta called dibs before you did, Sir.
You tend to make our missions two parters.
If we both went down Tryhard would take over! Do you trust her to drive?
Your brain is relatively unprotected.
When I beam down, I get the girl. When YOU beam down, you're abducted . . . or assimilated . . .or tortured . . . or get all the screen time . . .
Because the star can't trek!
Wouldn't want you to sunburn that scalp... sir.
Don't put all your Red's on one planet!
You keep enforcing the PC directive!
Your bald head scrambles the transporter locks!
At the last bar you ordered "Tea, earl grey, HOT!"
Two words - chick repellant!
So you'll live long and I'LL prosper!
Lt. J. Isaac Powers
We might run into hostile females, Captain!
Just for once, I want an alien race to declare ME a god!
The Captain always goes down with the ship!
The last time you locked the keys inside the shuttle!
So I can get frequent transporter mileage points.
I get paid more for location work.
Four words. Bright sun. Bald head.
Because you keep calling me "Number One".
I've run out of women to seduce on the ship, so...
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