|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
The Alternative Sev Trek Universe!!! I've received a lot of requests for Sev Trek cartoons about the alternate universe that TOS and DS9 ended up in. Here is the first of what I hope will be many alternate Sev Trek comic strips.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.
The winning entry was written by Alycia "CyberCat" Shedd and was chosen by a panel of judges on the IRC channel #sevtrek. See how the judging session went in the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session. Here are some of the other funniest entries.|
Squatty says he CAN change the laws of physics
Have you ever worn underwear backwards
Let's see... I'm speaking whole sentences at once, Spook has a goatee and... Hey! You have a line!
People enjoy my singing
Because now I'm the one wearing the low-cut, revealing clothes.
My stomach is flatter than yours.
We're still on the air here.
I don't have to be forced to kiss you now.
My stunt double actually resembles me.
The ratings have skyrocketed!
I got rejected, my shirt's intact and Buns just said "He's fine, Gym!"
Because this episode is consistent with last week's!
All of the male ensigns are making eyes at me.
Your shirt has more rips than mine.
For once your stomach is noticable, and NOT mine!
People in red shirts actually survive here!
Christine (K'Ehleyr) Estima
The writers have actually given you a scene!
You're in that little number... and I feel... nothing.
Nick "Naraht" Frame
No Red Shirts have died in the past hour.
I can talk in complete sentences.
Who cares. By the way, remind me to tip wardrobe!
Too bad it doesn't reverse the ratings.
I've got a hankering for the Village People.
Because all of a sudden, I can act!
Just a gut feeling...
My monologue is unbroken.
For one thing, the uniforms are already torn for me!
Your belly button is an innie... in our universe... here... it's an outtie!
The surface area of our garments have been greatly compromised!
It doesn't revolve around ME!
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