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Captain Quirk and computers!!! How often has Quirk been captured by a computer, which he simply destroys by having a brief conversation with it that convinces it to destroy itself!

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by edl. Read all the gory details in the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session). Many thanks go to Erwin for running this week's IRC Judging Session. Here are some of the other funniest entries.


No fear... If it talks, I can outact it.

Hugh of Borg

Spook, Ready the ship for de-girdleization, I'll crush the computer with my synthale gut!

Steve Lepert

Stand back Spook, while I set ego to "Kill"

Steve Lepert

There hasn't been a computer invented that can stand up to my personality.


Quick! Get out our "Artificially Intelligent Computers For Dummies"!

Lt.Cmndr. Thudpuppy

Artificial Intelligence, artificial props, artificial scripts, what the Difference?

Brian Mc

If my boring speeches don't get it, run the sprinklers.


I'll overload it with my overacting!


Yes! Finally, the first Man-Machine kiss on TV!

Jeff Acheson

Don't worry, it's no match for my natural ignorance.


Stand back and watch me mess with its head


Stand back Spook; I've convinced hundreds of a intelligent computers to destroy themselves, I don't want to lose you that way too.


I'm sure my boyish charm and sexy smile will be more than enough to convince it to destroy itself.


Well, let's see how long it can stand up to real stupidity!


Don't worry, computers are like women; I talk, they melt.


Well what do you know, something intelligent on Jurassic Trek


Good. The redshirts have been building up lately.


Gee, are we back to this plot already?

Brian Mc

Let's see, should I go for obsolescence, imperfection or guilt?

Brian Mc

Allow me to talk to it-- garbage in, garbage out!

Chris Cole

Oh swell -- First my artificial hair, then an artificial waist-line, now an artificial nemisis. What next?


Should I shame, confuse, or bore it to death?


It's no match for a really stupid human!


My bark is worse than its bytes!


We'll be fine - just don't feed it any more quarters!


Well, put a wig and a dress on it, and I'll see what I can do.

ScottE Bemeup

Don't worry. My stilted dialogue delivery will clog its inputs.


Is this a good show, or what?


Decifering my sentence rhythm should take.... care.... of it.

Rodney Hrvatin

Is it cute?

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