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This idea was suggested by Brian Butchko.
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Captain Quirk and computers!!! How often has Quirk been captured by a computer, which he simply destroys by having a brief conversation with it that convinces it to destroy itself!


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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by edl. Read all the gory details in the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session). Many thanks go to Erwin for running this week's IRC Judging Session. Here are some of the other funniest entries.


jdwiseman

No fear... If it talks, I can outact it.

Hugh of Borg

Spook, Ready the ship for de-girdleization, I'll crush the computer with my synthale gut!

Steve Lepert

Stand back Spook, while I set ego to "Kill"

Steve Lepert

There hasn't been a computer invented that can stand up to my personality.

Jcbwilson

Quick! Get out our "Artificially Intelligent Computers For Dummies"!

Lt.Cmndr. Thudpuppy

Artificial Intelligence, artificial props, artificial scripts, what the Difference?

Brian Mc

If my boring speeches don't get it, run the sprinklers.

Brian

I'll overload it with my overacting!

Starfury

Yes! Finally, the first Man-Machine kiss on TV!

Jeff Acheson

Don't worry, it's no match for my natural ignorance.

Christopher

Stand back and watch me mess with its head

Lata

Stand back Spook; I've convinced hundreds of a intelligent computers to destroy themselves, I don't want to lose you that way too.

Lata

I'm sure my boyish charm and sexy smile will be more than enough to convince it to destroy itself.

Tao-ming

Well, let's see how long it can stand up to real stupidity!

edl

Don't worry, computers are like women; I talk, they melt.

annie

Well what do you know, something intelligent on Jurassic Trek

Ianna

Good. The redshirts have been building up lately.

Nim

Gee, are we back to this plot already?

Brian Mc

Let's see, should I go for obsolescence, imperfection or guilt?

Brian Mc

Allow me to talk to it-- garbage in, garbage out!

Chris Cole

Oh swell -- First my artificial hair, then an artificial waist-line, now an artificial nemisis. What next?

Brian

Should I shame, confuse, or bore it to death?

Brian

It's no match for a really stupid human!

Brian

My bark is worse than its bytes!

Riff

We'll be fine - just don't feed it any more quarters!

FerengiBert

Well, put a wig and a dress on it, and I'll see what I can do.

ScottE Bemeup

Don't worry. My stilted dialogue delivery will clog its inputs.

jdwiseman

Is this a good show, or what?

jdwiseman

Decifering my sentence rhythm should take.... care.... of it.

Rodney Hrvatin

Is it cute?

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