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Odour becomes a solid!!! If you've always wondered exactly how the Flounders turned Odour from a shapeshifter into a solid, the answer is here!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. |
The winning entry was written by Fox Cutter in a judging session where I had to leave halfway through. To be honest, when Wendy and I read the winning punchline, we nearly vetoed it because of it's reference to a crude saying (and Wendy was very interested to read the conversation you guys had about her! :-). But when reading through the other punchlines, we couldn't find any punchlines as funny that weren't crude so we went with the democratic process. Read all the gory details in the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session).
Many thanks go to Rik for running this week's IRC Judging Session and creating the finalist punchlines page when I forgot to upload it myself (what a dufoid!). You can all be thankful that when things go wrong (in other words, when I go wrong), there are others who act as a safety net. Here are some of the other funniest entries.
Never leave a shapeshifter out in the sun for too long.
Easy come, easy glue.
They cut access to my slush fund.
They decided I should have a body to match my personality.
By de-Odourising me!
Well, when they say not to swim after eating, LISTEN!
7 of 11
I dunno, but the least they could have done is tell me how to do a good-looking face first.
The producers wanted the SFX money for space battles!
I dunno-- I'm as dense as you now.
Ever forget to put the playdough back in the box?
Instant pudding mix!
THE Idiot Slayer
Something about making a face too many times...
Well, if you link and dive...
I didn't wait an hour after I ate
They added cornflour
They always said "If you keep a shape too long, you'll freeze that way"!
They used extra-strong starch
They broke the mold
Like the plot, I was thickened.
They kicked me out of their gene pool!
As long as I'm anatomically correct, I don't care.
Well, actually nothing much changed. I'm still stiff and inflexible.
They tossed a bottle of Viagra in my resting bucket.
They merged my body with my personality!
They took away my bucket.
They used a whole can of Gainweight's hairspray.
They kicked my bucket.
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