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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip The Bored!!! Apparently, when Q first introduced the Borg, he described them as being "neither male nor female". However, the Borg Queen and Seven certainly seem all female! This comic strip (sort of) explains the mystery. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Sean in spite of Naraht's attempts to get his own punchline won (read the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session). Many thanks go to Erwin de Jong for running this week's IRC Judging Session (I was going to but couldn't get Majel working - the techo-dufoid that I am) and for choosing the punchlines during the week (Erwin is practically running the Sev Trek site at the moment! :-). Here are some of the other funniest entries. |  DogWelder
| Sexlessness seemed a waste with all this rubber so... Azazel
| I was modified for viewer compatibility Nick "Naraht" Frame
| You are what you assimilate WORF
| We call them Species 1 and species 2. Nick "Naraht" Frame - The once and returned IRC Guru
| We upgraded to MS BorgOS 47 - Now with Gender support! Bill "Irrelevant" Castner
| The producers are more powerful than Cue Q
| Do I really look THAT bad? Rimmette
| We come with accessories! Erwin de Jong
| Details! Details! Erwin de Jong
| That was before we assimilated Pamela Andersson. Erwin de Jong
| Cue never saw Ten out of Ten. Erwin de Jong
| He read the wrong cuecard. Drew
| Cue? What does she know? Brian Mc
| We prefer the term "gender challenged." Rob Bos
| Neither, both. Irrelevant. Jeffrey Contompasis
| And our supposedly classless society has royalty. What's your point? Bob Clemmons
| Try telling that to Harry Chin! Scotte Bemeup
| What does he know? His idea of sexual relations is thumb wrestling. Theophilus
| The rest of them are neuter. That's why I need you, Mr. Fully Functional. Brian Meyers
| Ratings first, continuity later. Lata
| We're trying to change that "cold, evil, genderless drone" look we've been stereotyped with. Ben M.
| We're bored of that. ejspock
| Nitpicking is futile! Francis Miranda
| Just like you, we too are on a quest to be fully functional. Christopher
| I can change bodies and be the Bored King for you if that fantasy will suit you better Brian Kendall
| Hold on while I activate your plot inconsistency chip. pot-belly pig
| I have adapted to service YOU. Billineum Falcon
| Cue Who? Bruinhilda
| Obviously we've upgraded since then. Matt Nelson
| Ah, implants. Is there anything they can't do?
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