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This week's was suggested by Francis Miranda. While chatting on ICQ, I said I wanted to do a cartoon with Nurse Crabapple. He immediately suggested this idea!
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Spook and Nurse Pristine Crabapple!!! This comic strip is a thinly disguised excuse to do Nurse Christine Chapel (I need a caricature of her for the Sev Trek book).

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Renalt (read the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session). I want to personally thank Erwin de Jong for running this week's IRC Judging Session. Here are some of the other funniest entries.


It is impossible to mind-meld with a blonde.

Lars Ormberg

You're all legs... I'm more of an ear man

Tirs Abril

Well, we Vulcans have no feelings, but we DO have taste...

Brian Mc

It's my 12-step program in EA - Emotions Anonymous!

Brian Mc

Take off that wig, you're starting to THINK like a blonde!

Brian Mc

Two possibilities: I am unwilling to respond, I am unable to respond.

Anonymous Bill

Do you have a death wish?


I like to mind-meld with my mates. Unfortunately that is not possible with you.


I love science. If you really want me, download yourself into the computer.


Your hair is pointier than my ears.

Brian Mc

I'm not the red-blooded type!

Brian Mc

You were Number One, but not anymore!


I am sentient and logical.


You were engaged to a robot! I question your reason for desiring me.


Peroxide Allergy


Your heart isn't in the right place.

Mike Wille

Obviously, you haven't looked in a mirror lately.

Steve Jung

I'll be honest... it's your hairstyle.


How CAN I love you? You're 40% hair mass!

Rodney Hrvatin

Logically my dear, I don't give a damn!

Nick "Naraht" Frame - Still exiled IRC Guru

I refuse to date anyone with a stupider hairdo than mine.


It wouldn't work out. I'm super intelligent and you're... blond.


Because I prefer the computer voice...

Michael Lewis

Now isn't the time, please remove this thermometer.

ScottE Bemeup

While my future with Trek is assured, yours is undoubtably short lived... What are you smirking at?


Lose the hair and we'll talk

ScottE Bemeup

Minor characters should avoid the Love Plot. The only quicker way to get killed is to wear a red shirt.


I liked you in the first pilot, but since then, you've CHANGED!


The only emotion I am capable of is fear of commitment.


If the computer sounded like you I'd consider it.


I got the brains. Quirk got the libido.


It's those round ears! What a turn off!


The first inter-racial kiss is reserved for Quirk.

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