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Spook and Nurse Pristine Crabapple!!! This comic strip is a thinly disguised excuse to do Nurse Christine Chapel (I need a caricature of her for the Sev Trek book).
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Renalt (read the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session). I want to personally thank Erwin de Jong for running this week's IRC Judging Session. Here are some of the other funniest entries.|
It is impossible to mind-meld with a blonde.
You're all legs... I'm more of an ear man
Well, we Vulcans have no feelings, but we DO have taste...
It's my 12-step program in EA - Emotions Anonymous!
Take off that wig, you're starting to THINK like a blonde!
Two possibilities: I am unwilling to respond, I am unable to respond.
Do you have a death wish?
I like to mind-meld with my mates. Unfortunately that is not possible with you.
I love science. If you really want me, download yourself into the computer.
Your hair is pointier than my ears.
I'm not the red-blooded type!
You were Number One, but not anymore!
I am sentient and logical.
You were engaged to a robot! I question your reason for desiring me.
Your heart isn't in the right place.
Obviously, you haven't looked in a mirror lately.
I'll be honest... it's your hairstyle.
How CAN I love you? You're 40% hair mass!
Logically my dear, I don't give a damn!
Nick "Naraht" Frame - Still exiled IRC Guru
I refuse to date anyone with a stupider hairdo than mine.
It wouldn't work out. I'm super intelligent and you're... blond.
Because I prefer the computer voice...
Now isn't the time, please remove this thermometer.
While my future with Trek is assured, yours is undoubtably short lived... What are you smirking at?
Lose the hair and we'll talk
Minor characters should avoid the Love Plot. The only quicker way to get killed is to wear a red shirt.
I liked you in the first pilot, but since then, you've CHANGED!
The only emotion I am capable of is fear of commitment.
If the computer sounded like you I'd consider it.
I got the brains. Quirk got the libido.
It's those round ears! What a turn off!
The first inter-racial kiss is reserved for Quirk.
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