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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip Kneelicks committing suicide!!! I recently saw that Neelix suicide episode at a Star Trek convention (where I got the guest star, Ethan Phillips to sign the original artwork for the Kneelicks/Cuss Comic Strip). I'm sure a million things went through Chakotay's mind as Neelix contemplated suicide, but he did the right thing and dissuaded him from doing the job. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Bokai, in a very closely fought contest with Francis Miranda's "Antidote" punchline (read the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session). I want to personally thank Rik for running this week's IRC Judging Session and again for his work on Majel. Here are some of the other funniest entries. |  Rodney Hrvatin
| Without you, I have no animal spirit guide. Francis Miranda
| We need the antidote for your leola root stew. Panz
| Who else is gonna read me a bedtime story every night? Brian
| We were kidding about Benson: The Movie! Brian Mc
| Why do you really think we weren't assimilated by the Bored? Andrew Schleit
| At least wait until you've made me breakfast. Gregory Griffiths
| Because we're only allowed to get rid of one annoying character per season! Adam Leonard
| Gainweight has offered to Chef. Can you imagine how much hair would get in the food? Steve Asselin
| Chocolatay to Gainweight, why don't we want him to die again? Brian
| We ALL get fed up with the low pay and the conventions! B'tal
| It will mess up the opening credits. Lata
| Follow Cuss's example. If you really want to leave the ship, don't kill yourself. Evolve. Kevin Rudolph
| Then who will the fans hate. JTKirk
| Save it for the season finale! Brian Mc
| On this ship, being useless and annoying are good points! Brian
| Nobody else listens to my animal stories! Christopher
| Gainweight is unreachable, I lost Bologna to Parasite -- I had you in mind as my love interest! Bubba
| We might need your remaining lung for something Brian Mc
| It's nothing a good makeover can't fix! chris
| Who else can make a pasta from Gainweight's split ends? Brian Mc
| Your personality isn't much, but it's the only one we've got! Elim
| That thing won't work - let me get you a phaser! Graeme
| Who else are we going to blame for the bad ratings! ejspock
| According to SevFleet regulations, the most annoying crewmember must evolve into some higher form of life. Zordauch
| When Cuss left, she got replaced by a bigger babe. If you leave, we'll get someone more annoying! We won't be able to take that! Francis Miranda
| Who will scare little Samantha to sleep? Lata
| Searching... searching... file not found! Brian Meyers
| You don't want to miss the last Seinfeld, do you? Michael Lewis
| You don't have it set right. Come here, I'll show you. Gavin Kelly
| Because you're *snigger* a valuable member *tsk* of the crew who would be *giggle* missed......Haaaaaa ha ha ha! Endris of Tellar
| For once, I'm speechless Couverthie
| Like all annoying characters, evolve into a superior being. Riff
| ... I'm thinking, I'm thinking ... Brian Kendall
| Touché. Brian Kendall
| You're the only humanoid alive who can annoy Twoblocks. Phrend
| Then I'll be the ugliest guy on Forager. Steve Asselin
| Umm... I'm gonna have to get back to you on that. Christopher
| That would make _me_ the most useless character here! Slackbladder
| You're a valued member of... come on, who wrote this script? JFYow
| Your will left everything to Cuss.
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