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Kneelicks committing suicide!!! I recently saw that Neelix suicide episode at a Star Trek convention (where I got the guest star, Ethan Phillips to sign the original artwork for the Kneelicks/Cuss Comic Strip). I'm sure a million things went through Chakotay's mind as Neelix contemplated suicide, but he did the right thing and dissuaded him from doing the job.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Bokai, in a very closely fought contest with Francis Miranda's "Antidote" punchline (read the IRC Transcript of the Judging Session). I want to personally thank Rik for running this week's IRC Judging Session and again for his work on Majel. Here are some of the other funniest entries.|
Without you, I have no animal spirit guide.
We need the antidote for your leola root stew.
Who else is gonna read me a bedtime story every night?
We were kidding about Benson: The Movie!
Why do you really think we weren't assimilated by the Bored?
At least wait until you've made me breakfast.
Because we're only allowed to get rid of one annoying character per season!
Gainweight has offered to Chef. Can you imagine how much hair would get in the food?
Chocolatay to Gainweight, why don't we want him to die again?
We ALL get fed up with the low pay and the conventions!
It will mess up the opening credits.
Follow Cuss's example. If you really want to leave the ship, don't kill yourself. Evolve.
Then who will the fans hate.
Save it for the season finale!
On this ship, being useless and annoying are good points!
Nobody else listens to my animal stories!
Gainweight is unreachable, I lost Bologna to Parasite -- I had you in mind as my love interest!
We might need your remaining lung for something
It's nothing a good makeover can't fix!
Who else can make a pasta from Gainweight's split ends?
Your personality isn't much, but it's the only one we've got!
That thing won't work - let me get you a phaser!
Who else are we going to blame for the bad ratings!
According to SevFleet regulations, the most annoying crewmember must evolve into some higher form of life.
When Cuss left, she got replaced by a bigger babe. If you leave, we'll get someone more annoying! We won't be able to take that!
Who will scare little Samantha to sleep?
Searching... searching... file not found!
You don't want to miss the last Seinfeld, do you?
You don't have it set right. Come here, I'll show you.
Because you're *snigger* a valuable member *tsk* of the crew who would be *giggle* missed......Haaaaaa ha ha ha!
Endris of Tellar
For once, I'm speechless
Like all annoying characters, evolve into a superior being.
... I'm thinking, I'm thinking ...
You're the only humanoid alive who can annoy Twoblocks.
Then I'll be the ugliest guy on Forager.
Umm... I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
That would make _me_ the most useless character here!
You're a valued member of... come on, who wrote this script?
Your will left everything to Cuss.
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