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Sev Trek II!!! Well, after incessant nagging, I've decided to finally do a scene from one of the movies. This is one of the most famous nitpicks of the movies: how did Khan recognise Checkov if he wasn't on the Enterprise during "Space Seed"?

This cartoon was judged on Saturday morning 9am (Australian EST) by a judging panel on the Sev Trek IRC Channel. Over a period of about 40 minutes, we all suggested our favourite punchlines from those listed below. Then we went through a process of elimination, cutting out the ones we didn't think should win. We narrowed it down to the Sixties line and the one about Affording Continuity. Four out of five voted for Sixties which became our winner!

It was quite an enjoyable judging session. You're welcome to join in on our regular judging session - find out instructions on how and when to join at the Judging Page. If you have any more questions about the IRC judging session and how to get onto it, ask your questions at the Sev Trek Discussion Board.

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Corsair. Here are some of the other funniest entries.


MY CHEST ISN'T PLASTIC! This is pure Montalban!


Go ahead make my stardate!


Kids today! In MY day, we couldn't AFFORD continuity!


And for that remark, you win a complimentary parasite.


I would deliver a witty comeback if I had any idea what you just said.

Lt. J. Isaac Powers

I mean, I never forget a bad accent.

Brian Mc

If you can overlook a missing PLANET, surely you can spot me a FACE!

Anonymous Bill

It's people like you that spoil science fiction!

Anonymous Bill

Yes you VER!!!

Unka Woofie

I subscribe to "Ensigns & Aliens".


Oh, ummm, is it to late to take that thing out of your ear now?

Angus McLaren

Just humour me, I'm going somewhere with this!

Christine (K'Ehleyr) Estima

So? There were no eugenics wars in '96 either, but I'm here, ain't I?!!


It's good to see you have grown since Fantasy Island.

Ensign Robertson

Lies! Now, where are the other Monkees?


Vell, you still look werry familiar....


Our scenes together didn't make it past the censors?


Shut up and ogle my pecs.

Karen Richardson

You were there, in theory. In theory, communism works.

Tyler Stevens

I never question a script, Mr. Checkout!

Scott Martin

Big talk for someone wearing a microwave oven.

Lord Fledrinnian

Not exactly the fantasy you signed up for, is it Mr. Checkout?


Sorry, all you redshirts look alike.

Kevin Shaw

You've seen one of Quirk's supporting cast, you've seen them all!

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