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Constable Odour's weird looking face! If Odour can shapeshift into anything, why has he got such an ugly mug (surely he'd have more chance with Major Tequila if he assumed a somewhat more hunky appearance). To those who'll email me, saying he hasn't perfected the humanoid face, then why do the Founders look weird also? Note: I also received an email from an Odo fan, saying:
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Mike Wille. Here are some of the other funniest entries.|
Enough with the facial slurs!
This was the starting template. I had no latinum to buy extras.
The Great Cornholio
Part of the giant freak show that is this station
My face lives by the KISS rule: Keep It Simple Stupid!
If you kiss me real hard, maybe you'd make an impression.
I can wear a tight-fitting face. The best you can do is a tight-fitting uniform.
Copying all those bumps makes my face itch.
Surely a woman would understand about putting on a face in the morning?
Oh, this from a woman with a trilobyte on the bridge of her nose!
Most of the time I'm in bad shape
I'm now done in claymation in order to save the budget!
Sticks & stones my break......er, penetrate my ooze..
So your insults slide right off...
I am putty in your hands.
I set my blow dryer a little too high!
Those damn hot studio lights melted it.
It's like a bad hair day only worse. Bad face day
Just like Barf, I'm not at liberty to discuse my race's skin problems
I was trying for the collagen-enhanced-lip look, but I blew it!
I misunderstood when the writers said that they made my character a real "smoothie".
You should talk, grater face!
Bland is beautiful, baby!
So I'll look realistic as an action figure.
Haven't you ever heard of The Ugly Changling?
This is nothing. You should have seen me during my Picasso phase.
If I wear enough makeup, I might have a career after this show.
Beauty is only skin deep; on me, that's about 3 to 5 inches
Well if your goal was to make the great Odour cry.. well then, mission accomplished!
Mourn asked me that once and I ripped his tongue out
Computer! Plot breach deck 4!
Let's just say, I prefer the mashed potato look to the crinkle cut.
I think of my face as an empty canvas ...
YOU spend every night in a pail and see what YOUR face looks like!
I prefer the phrase, 'abnormally enhanced.'
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