Sev Trek: The Comic Strip #51

Thanks to Jim Tage Henriksen for suggesting this idea in the first place.

Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Constable Odour's weird looking face! If Odour can shapeshift into anything, why has he got such an ugly mug (surely he'd have more chance with Major Tequila if he assumed a somewhat more hunky appearance). To those who'll email me, saying he hasn't perfected the humanoid face, then why do the Founders look weird also? Note: I also received an email from an Odo fan, saying:

I received this email from dhamonov (I don't know your real name so if you want to email it to me, I can give you proper credit).

I realize you meant to be humorous, but some of us would take exception to Odo's face being called an "ugly mug". Not every woman goes for the conventional "handsome hunk" type like (ugh) Riker or Paris. There are plenty of us who happen to find Odo very attractive, so there! :-P (The above is meant seriously, but hopefully in a light tone :-)

Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Mike Wille. Here are some of the other funniest entries.

Brian

Enough with the facial slurs!

Sophie Masse

This was the starting template. I had no latinum to buy extras.

The Great Cornholio

Part of the giant freak show that is this station

jaijef

My face lives by the KISS rule: Keep It Simple Stupid!

jdwiseman

If you kiss me real hard, maybe you'd make an impression.

Lieutenant Saber

I can wear a tight-fitting face. The best you can do is a tight-fitting uniform.

Lieutenant Saber

Copying all those bumps makes my face itch.

McCool

Surely a woman would understand about putting on a face in the morning?

Keith

Oh, this from a woman with a trilobyte on the bridge of her nose!

TBC

Most of the time I'm in bad shape

Firestorm

I'm now done in claymation in order to save the budget!

S&J Berryhill

Sticks & stones my break......er, penetrate my ooze..

S&J Berryhill

So your insults slide right off...

CinderK

I am putty in your hands.

Funk 'Dat

I set my blow dryer a little too high!

Jan Stah

Those damn hot studio lights melted it.

Taco

It's like a bad hair day only worse. Bad face day

Taco

Just like Barf, I'm not at liberty to discuse my race's skin problems

Chris Cole

I was trying for the collagen-enhanced-lip look, but I blew it!

Caitlin

I misunderstood when the writers said that they made my character a real "smoothie".

Capt. Jirk

You should talk, grater face!

Seth Cohn

Bland is beautiful, baby!

Carolyn

So I'll look realistic as an action figure.

holly

Haven't you ever heard of The Ugly Changling?

Scott Martin

This is nothing. You should have seen me during my Picasso phase.

Seth Cohn

If I wear enough makeup, I might have a career after this show.

Seth Cohn

Beauty is only skin deep; on me, that's about 3 to 5 inches

kingbob

Well if your goal was to make the great Odour cry.. well then, mission accomplished!

Defiant

Mourn asked me that once and I ripped his tongue out

strobe

Computer! Plot breach deck 4!

jdwiseman

Let's just say, I prefer the mashed potato look to the crinkle cut.

Riff

I think of my face as an empty canvas ...

Chris Cole

YOU spend every night in a pail and see what YOUR face looks like!

Nameis

I prefer the phrase, 'abnormally enhanced.'

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