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The Bored babe, Ten out of Ten! Now here in Australia, we haven't seen many 7 of 9 episodes yet (so don't email me any storylines, you Yanks!) but we hear on the grapevine that any attempts of Harry to resist her are futile (who can blame the fella?). So given this week's competition started on Valentine's Day, I thought I'd use it as a gratuitious excuse to draw 7 (called Ten out of Ten in the Sev Trek universe).
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Christopher Michael, who joins the very rare club of people writing TWO winning Sev Trek punchlines. This punchline was very close to not being used (this is a PG site, after all). However, I couldn't resist it - this was one of those punchlines where the instant I saw it, I knew it would win. Here are some of the other funniest entries - there are quite a few this week as all of you selflessly devoted yourselves to generating punchlines pregnant with insinuations and hidden meanings...|
The Bored Bombshell versus the Indestructible Ensign...a match made in heaven!
Of course he is, Bored plastic surgery is years ahead of the Federation's.
I wonder if I can get Balogna to wear a suit like that?
No, he's just fascinated by shiny objects.
So THAT's why he kept requesting Room and Bored!!
We needed a exploding console that followed him around.
Yes. He's going boldly where no man would pass up going.
(drool) Do you think that's shrink wrap or tinfoil?
Major Kira Wira
Yeah, I think Hairy just found that Laptop Computer he's been looking for
Oscar van Duijn
You have to be absolute Bored to be interested in Chin!
Good Luck! With all the bad luck Chin gone through, he needs it!
I hope he uses protection.. like a security team.
Not by the hair on Hairy Chin's chin!
He's just impressed by Bored anti-gravity technology.
Lt Com Edgar
We're trying to up ratings without exploding shuttles
Smitten like a kitten, 'cause that outfit's a fitten!
He's a Sev Fleet Ensign. Of course he'll go for the most dangerous person on board
Well Harry's alway's wanted to date a "ten". Now he's got one!
Her technological and cultural distinctiveness will be added to Chin's bland indistinctiveness.
Romance is futile.
Resistance isn't just futile, it's impossible.
When do you think he'll make eye contact?
Better smitten than bitten. You ever try snuggling a Klingoff?
She's not bad, she's just drawn that way!
Of course he is, he gets to repaint her suit on, in between takes.
With only three permanent female cast members, hes got to make his move before someone else does.
She comes from the Major Tequilla school of dress sense.
He designed her uniform to make sure it shrunk in the wash
You might say, "it was love at first contact".
And they say all the bad stuff happens to Ensigns!
I bet if it had been her instead of Locutus, we would have surrendered at Wolf 359.
Should I tell him he has leola root in his teeth?
Can you blame him...Look at those Borg enhancements.
Yes. Evidently those payoffs to the writers really helped.
In his case, persistence is futile!
It won't work. She's Bored, he's just boring!
Wait until your next Gone Farr, Twoblocks, THEN you'll understand.
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