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Jurassic Trek's medical foot pumping thingy! This cartoon began during my first viewing of "Where no man has gone before", the TOS pilot. Our first view of Kirk was at one of these contraptions, and I remember both Wendy and myself having a good belly laugh (pardon the pun!) When Wendy saw my previous cartoon about TOS medical thingies, her first reaction was "hey, I wonder what that foot pumping thing does". Hence this comic strip was born...
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Vastator of Borg (interesting name). When we decided this week's winner, I realised what I considered the ideal punchline (and hence why I generally choose these types for the winner). Each comic strip tries to explain a phenomena of Trek. The best punchlines explain the phenomena, but not directly, and usually in a snappy, catchy kind of way. I hope that helps and doesn't just confuse! Here are some of the other funniest entries...|
It's to measure intelligence, The longer you go, The lower you rate!
It gives me a good belly laugh.
Scotty's suggestion. He said, "That girdle canna take much more of him. She's going ta blow!"
No idea. The manual was in technobabble.
Don't you watch TV? It slices, it dices...
It generates a "Flab Containment Field," okay?
The female crew wants you to work off that extra energy!
Nick "Naraht" Frame
As the X generation would say " It [tech]s the [tech] in case of [tech]"
Would you shut up and finish my laundry?!
It gives the writers an excuse for your shirtectomy
It's the 23rd Century version of step aerobics.
Shut up and keep pumping, the ship is slowing down!
For the last time... it improves your memory.
Funny, that's what the crew keeps asking about YOU!
Makes your fat jiggle.
Whatever it does it's doing it now.
You'll have to pedal faster if you want to reach warp speed.
I don't know, but you're enjoying it WAY too much.
Nothing really I just thought you could stand to lose the weight.
Not enough apparently! Back into your girdle, Gym.
This ship runs on fossil fuel. You're the fossil, provide the fuel!
Do you want fresh orange juice in the morning or not?
It's Spook's ear sharpener.
It's to bring more blood to your brain where it belongs.
Gym, I'm a doctor not a gym trainer!
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