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Counsellor Tryhard's annoying habit of pointing out the painingfully obvious! Now I'm sure she has a lot of fans and I'm going to attract a lot of heat, but really, was Counsellor Troi of any practical use on the Enterprise? Somehow, an annoyingly smug know-it-all (no, not Wesley) stating things everyone else already knew did not constitute a vital bridge crew member in my book.
|To give this page a bit of balance, here's an email from a concerned Star Trek fan who thought my criticism of Deanna was a little harsh.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Christopher Michael, with a punchline that captures Counsellor Tryhard's tendency to point out the painfully obvious, her uselessness as part of the Sev Trek crew, her slowness on the uptake and the rest of the crew's annoyance at her (symbolic of OUR annoyance at her). Here are some of the other funniest entries...|
You're about to detect the back of my hand.
It's the viewing audience, you twit!
THE Idiot Slayer
So, you finally discovered that we all hate you
And you guessed this before or after the torpedo hit our ship?
Yes, I get them every time you're on the bridge.
Counsellor, I'm detecting feelings of redundancy!
That must happen to you everywhere.
And I'M detecting delusions of adequacy.
I should've had you transfered to Forager when I had the chance!
Beta, is there still space in that torpedo casing where we put Measly?
Maybe there aren't bathrooms on his ship, either.
Well, we ARE talking to the Incredible Hulcan.
And you wonder why I'm losing my hair.
You'll be feeling great pain in a minute
Jason R. Rose
You know, we had evolved past aggression until we met you.
The real question is from whom?
You're improving. Mr. Beta, next slide, please.
Don't you ever get tired of saying that?
HOW? It's the bloody screen saver
Beta, give her a cookie.
Your presence seems to do that to people.
Be careful - they killed Cuss for her un-usefullnes.
Even Beta is starting to get annoyed!!
Beta, perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip, you're white with anger.
Aggression is too strong a word. We simply don't like you.
And it's all directed at you.
So much for MY emotions-- what do you read from the ALIEN?
No wonder Barf dumped you and married the slug woman.
He's not aggresive, he's jovially challenged
Yes, the writers get very cranky when they have to have you in their scripts!
Yes, but what is the alien thinking?
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