|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
Exploding consoles!! Isn't it strange how Star Trek's consoles are always the first things to explode in a space battle (and always a nameless ensign is unfortunate enough to be sitting directly in the path of the explosion).
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. Out of a whopping 1570 entries, the winning entry was written by Sir Richard, with a wordplay on the saying "easy come, easy go" (it seems a lot of winning Sev Trek punchlines lately have been word plays). Here are some of the other funniest entries...|
Arm two of our consoles and launch them at the enemy.
Ah, to be young again... those were the days.
That's why captains don't have consoles.
Beam the console directly to sickbay!
Let that be a lesson to all of you...stop putting your drinks on the consoles!
I suppose Mourn will want to lead us in a moment of silence
How did we survive OUR ensign years?
Our consoles explode more reliably than our torps!
Look, it was funny the first time it happened, now it's just annoying!
ensign deathwish, please report to console #666!
It's OK. Everyone knows that Ensigns have nine lives.
Ensign Expendable this! Ensign Expendable that! What about me?!?
We need to leak this technology to the Domino!
Oooooo... That's gonna leave a mark.
Don't worry, the voles will get rid of him.
"Holy exploding consoles, old man!"
Damn, he was going to take a phaser shot for me in scene 12
Don't cry for him. His death may very well have saved this episode
You know, after a while you become immune to something like this.
Y'know, they just don't make ensigns like they used to...
Well, an ensign a day keeps the doctor in sickbay.
I give him a 9 for style and a 3 for originality.
Shame. Only the red die young.
This is why we cannot have carpet in here.
Captain to storage bay three, take another one out of stasis
I'm glad I just have this little keypad!
I love being a regular!
Okay, get a new console. The ensign comes attached.
Damn, and the warranty expired yesterday.
Lock onto our enemy's consoles! We're going to hit them back!
why can't the writers be more creative... how about a transporter accident
Well, at least I can see the screen better.
Make sure he didn't pocket any props before you drag him outta here
Great, the interview process all over again
Wow, what are the odds?
Dammit! We really needed that console!
23rd century and Star Fleet can't make a good fuse?!
I knew we should have installed those airbags!
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