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Special thanks to "grammar watchdog", Chris Wagner, who kindly pointed out a grammatical error in Spock's dialog (he originally said " so advanced, then why do...")... I know, I'm shocked too that I made such an error!
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Jurassic Trek medical instruments! This comic strip was inspired by the TOS episode, Kodos the Executioner. In particular, there is a scene where an assassin sprays poison into a cup using a spray canister. I find it amusing and ironic when the good Doctor looks down his nose at 20th Century medicine while using plant-waterers and finished blocks of metal as his own instruments!

Andy found this information out from the BBC programme, The Science of Star Trek.
Note on the "plant-waterers/window cleaners" that McCoy uses. Andreas Beck has informed me that they were actually invented for McCoy by the Trek Props team and found its way into our daily lives...

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by K'Sara, with a twist on the "I'm a doctor, not a..." line. This was one of many, many of those types of punchlines, some of which are listed below. Here are some of the other funniest entries...


Keep It Simple Stupid

Philly the Kid

And your Mind Meld thing is soooo sophisticated...

Suzie the Q

Dammit Spook, I'm a doctor, not a doo-hickey thingamabob whatchamacallit maker!!!


Simple is as simple does, Mr. Spook!


It's all in the wrist!

Christine Estima

Ooga booga, Mr. Spook.


They are not simple they are just missunderstood


Looks aren't everything, I should know!

Chris Cole

Do you have ANY idea how MUCH Cracker Jacks I had to eat to get these?


If that's all you see, then I think you should leave.

Jay Berryhill

Your criticism is noted. Now bend over for your physical.


It's that darn government-funded health care! You get what you pay for.

Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner

Spook, your ears have a higher budget than the entire medical department...

Michael Chang

The designer of the equipment was going for the "cubism" effect.


Okay, okay, insult it. Fine. But the next time somebody tries to steal your brain... don't come crying to me for help..


Well, between Quirk's rug and your ears, there wasn't any money left for Sickbay.

Goku Webslider

Scotty ate all my real tools!

J Berryhill

Never judge a technobabblerdefabulasor by it's cover!

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Shut up and hand me some more leeches!

Christopher Robin

Primitive things that could save lives!!


I'm just cleaning out my junk drawer.


Faster, Jim, I need more power for the dental drill!


Hey, we use only the most modern salt shakers!

Matt Nelson

Just shut up and hand me that voodoo doll!


Dammit Spook, I'm a doctor, not a prop designer!

Jay Berryhill

Take a look around. It's one big matching universe!

Tim Daniels

Dammit, I picked up the wrong cart! This is day care's equipment!

Scott Martin

Dammit, Spook, shut up and pass me the, uh, thingy.

Brian Cody

Never judge a protosynthesizererector by it's holofiliajecture.

Han Solo

Hey! YOU try figuring out a Rubix Cube.

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