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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip Jurassic Trek medical instruments! This comic strip was inspired by the TOS episode, Kodos the Executioner. In particular, there is a scene where an assassin sprays poison into a cup using a spray canister. I find it amusing and ironic when the good Doctor looks down his nose at 20th Century medicine while using plant-waterers and finished blocks of metal as his own instruments! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Note on the "plant-waterers/window cleaners" that McCoy uses. Andreas Beck has informed me that they were actually invented for McCoy by the Trek Props team and found its way into our daily lives...
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by K'Sara, with a twist on the "I'm a doctor, not a..." line. This was one of many, many of those types of punchlines, some of which are listed below. Here are some of the other funniest entries... |  Recursive
| Keep It Simple Stupid Philly the Kid
| And your Mind Meld thing is soooo sophisticated... Suzie the Q
| Dammit Spook, I'm a doctor, not a doo-hickey thingamabob whatchamacallit maker!!! K2
| Simple is as simple does, Mr. Spook! Grefwen
| It's all in the wrist! Christine Estima
| Ooga booga, Mr. Spook. Matt
| They are not simple they are just missunderstood Doc
| Looks aren't everything, I should know! Chris Cole
| Do you have ANY idea how MUCH Cracker Jacks I had to eat to get these? Ziggy
| If that's all you see, then I think you should leave. Jay Berryhill
| Your criticism is noted. Now bend over for your physical. Sandbar
| It's that darn government-funded health care! You get what you pay for. Lord Admiral C.A. Wagner
| Spook, your ears have a higher budget than the entire medical department... Michael Chang
| The designer of the equipment was going for the "cubism" effect. Alex
| Okay, okay, insult it. Fine. But the next time somebody tries to steal your brain... don't come crying to me for help.. McCool
| Well, between Quirk's rug and your ears, there wasn't any money left for Sickbay. Goku Webslider
| Scotty ate all my real tools! J Berryhill
| Never judge a technobabblerdefabulasor by it's cover! Namgubed the Merry Elf
| Shut up and hand me some more leeches! Christopher Robin
| Primitive things that could save lives!! phunatik
| I'm just cleaning out my junk drawer. Brian
| Faster, Jim, I need more power for the dental drill! Brian
| Hey, we use only the most modern salt shakers! Matt Nelson
| Just shut up and hand me that voodoo doll! Chrysalde
| Dammit Spook, I'm a doctor, not a prop designer! Jay Berryhill
| Take a look around. It's one big matching universe! Tim Daniels
| Dammit, I picked up the wrong cart! This is day care's equipment! Scott Martin
| Dammit, Spook, shut up and pass me the, uh, thingy. Brian Cody
| Never judge a protosynthesizererector by it's holofiliajecture. Han Solo
| Hey! YOU try figuring out a Rubix Cube. 
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