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Chocolatay's Tattoo!! This idea was pitched to me a while ago by Francis Miranda. I shelved it for a while until this week when Francis convinced me to use it while chatting on ICQ (if you want to nag me about something, my ICQ number is 3129698, but don't send me punchlines that way - use the entry form). So here is the Sev Trek interpretation of Chocolatay's tattoo!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Nameis (hmm, I don't think that's their real name). Here are some of the other funniest entries...|
Our maturity ritual involves crushing beer cans with your forehead.
Permission for self-indulgent nostalgia, Captain?
"Insert brain here."
*ahem* Are you refering to my dermally-inlaid icon of cultural expression?
Ever picked your nose and wondered what to do with it?
You first touched me there. I haven't washed it since.
"This side up."
At least my feature doesn't pull small planets out of orbit.
Not without a dramatic pause followed by intense overacting.
Well, its a bulging vein actually. The stress from being on this ship with a bored, a bee hive hairstyle, and who knows what else has got to me.
It's a postage stamp. I figure it will get me back home before you do.
My spirit guide's not housebroken yet.
It's a "Made in the Alfalfa Quadrant" sticker.
Not without spoiling my aura of mystery.
Two-blocks tried a mind meld after fixing the copy machine.
If I didn`t have some distinctive feature I`d end up in as much trouble as Hairy Chin
They have to put the TM symbol somewhere.
Why? Is this another character building episode?
It's from my early years as an insignificant ensign. Where are your scars?
Everyone in the Sev Trek universe has to have a unique forehead.
Didn't you see the episode 'Tattoo?' No? Well, that's OK. No one else has either
I use it to cover my unsightly acne scars
Actually Its a Rocktajino Stain
It's not a tattoo, it's actually a hair deflector grid.
It's for luck: so far I'm the only one who hasn't been mutated or killed, so it MUST be working...
All my alien friends kept teasing me about my plain forehead...
Don't worry Captain, its just a rub on.
Finally! I've had a story set aside for just this occasion.
I think we should discuss it when we get stranded in some hostile alien environment.
Want to hear the whole story or just the moral of it.
Well Captain, your lipstick sure is permanant.
My brain is leaking.
So, Captain, can you tell me "Where's Waldo?"
Two words: forehead envy.
I had to get something to cover that acne scar.
It was either this or lots of characterization.
Ever try putting on eyeliner when the inertial dampers go offline?
If you stare at it, you see a 3-D image!
It's the new Sev Fleet "bar code"
It's a map to get back to the Alpha Quadrant
Can you explain that hair of yours?
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