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Gainweight's Hair Revisited: Is it just me or does every Forager comic strip end up being about Captain Gainweight's hair?! Anyway, this comic wrote itself as soon as I saw that episode Basics where the crew were marooned on a planet (Gilligan style) and had to use Janeway's hair to light a campfire.
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Brian out of 817 entries. I made sure that I drew the Captain's comm badge this week! (I forgot Pickhard's comm badge last time). Here are some of the other funniest entries...|
Nobody messes with the do!
SEVNOTE: Although this punchline didn't win, Wendy and I got a good laugh out of it - feeling it really captured the attitude of Janeway.
We don't need to cut it off. Everyone climb inside for warmth.
I'm not baldly going anywhere.
Are you eager for another distinctive mark on your face?
Alright...but this time do it in THAT order!
By the time you undo my bun we'll be rescued!
Burn my clothes instead, that'll boost ratings faster!
I wondered how they were going to justify having another bald captain...
In your visions, buddy.
Are you kidding, with the aerosol content, you'd ignite the whole system!!
Look, that might light YOUR fire, but I prefer candles, soft music, a little champagne...
Talk about a bad hair day!
And you think this is physically possible because....
Here, just bash this flint stone against my bun to make sparks.
Sorry I use fire retardant mousse for extra hold.
Hold on, I think I have a phaser stashed in here somewhere
Oh well, it's due for a refit soon anyway...
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