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Apologies if any USA readers are bothered by the use of the word "toilet" - I understand you guys prefer the term "bathroom" (I'll forget that you also call it the "john")!
John Cook
Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Sev Trek toilets! We've all wondered where they keep the toilets on the Enterforaprize (except one reader, who emailed me the exact location) Well, this comic strip doesn't exactly answer the question, but it does reveal why Pickhard has been calling Piker "Number One" all this time!


Other Punchlines

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by John Nelson out of 1060 entries. Quite a few readers pointed out that I forgot to draw Pickhard's comm badge. Somehow I find it ironic that a nitpicking comic gets nitpicked! :-) Still, my saying is "nitpicking is the sincerest form of flattery". Here are some of the other funniest entries...


Greg Nikoloff

#3, You take the helm, I'm taking #1 for his #2s

Brian Garver

Does it matter? These uniforms have no zippers.

Jim Connell

Why do you think Sev Fleet keeps changing our uniforms?

X

Sorry, The Toilets Were Ejected When We Had A Septic Core Breach.

Han Solo

I wouldn't know, my uniform is super-absorptive!

Crash

You heard me back at Starbase 5: "Does anybody need to go? I'm not stopping once we go to warp..."

Christopher Michael

If this crew doesn't start behaving I'm going to turn this starship around!

Lord Fledrinnian

Why do you think I go to my Ready Room so often?

lantern

There's one on deck seven. But you better hurry, the line starts two decks up.

Eric Ranschau

We don't have any. Go sit in a replicator and hit "reclaim."

Nicholas

Well the galaxy class ships do have one design flaw

Shane Crozier

Engineering - Emergency power to the bladder containment field

Major Kira Wira

Mr. Beta, drop out of warp and come to a full stop, the commander needs to go.

Jason Kinch

So that's why you go on so many away missions.

jdwiseman

Two words: Guano's Hat.

RC Laven

A number one or a number two, Number One?

Michael Lewis

Hold it until we reach Starbase like everyone else.

Megs

I thought I told you to do that before we left Starbase. You're just going to have to hold it.

Brian Garver

You might wanna wait, Barf was just in there.

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