|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
Sev Trek toilets! We've all wondered where they keep the toilets on the Enterforaprize (except one reader, who emailed me the exact location) Well, this comic strip doesn't exactly answer the question, but it does reveal why Pickhard has been calling Piker "Number One" all this time!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by John Nelson out of 1060 entries. Quite a few readers pointed out that I forgot to draw Pickhard's comm badge. Somehow I find it ironic that a nitpicking comic gets nitpicked! :-) Still, my saying is "nitpicking is the sincerest form of flattery". Here are some of the other funniest entries...|
#3, You take the helm, I'm taking #1 for his #2s
Does it matter? These uniforms have no zippers.
Why do you think Sev Fleet keeps changing our uniforms?
Sorry, The Toilets Were Ejected When We Had A Septic Core Breach.
I wouldn't know, my uniform is super-absorptive!
You heard me back at Starbase 5: "Does anybody need to go? I'm not stopping once we go to warp..."
If this crew doesn't start behaving I'm going to turn this starship around!
Why do you think I go to my Ready Room so often?
There's one on deck seven. But you better hurry, the line starts two decks up.
We don't have any. Go sit in a replicator and hit "reclaim."
Well the galaxy class ships do have one design flaw
Engineering - Emergency power to the bladder containment field
Major Kira Wira
Mr. Beta, drop out of warp and come to a full stop, the commander needs to go.
So that's why you go on so many away missions.
Two words: Guano's Hat.
A number one or a number two, Number One?
Hold it until we reach Starbase like everyone else.
I thought I told you to do that before we left Starbase. You're just going to have to hold it.
You might wanna wait, Barf was just in there.
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