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Captain Quirk's Clones! This strip was inspired by one of those highly amusing scenes where Kirk gets somehow cloned (the clone played by a poorly matched stunt double). Help Mr Spook find the real Quirk!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Hawktail out of 749 entries. Here are some of the other funniest entries...|
The tug on the rug trick always works for me!!
He is the one that is lecturing moral superiority during a battle.
Are you drunk, Mr. Scotch? I only see one captain!
He's the lover - not the fighter.
The one whose ego burst his shirt apart!
After 2 bottles of Scotch you can't tell the difference between a warp core and a coffee maker.
Logic. NO girdle, NO Captain.
Nor can I. All humans look the same to me
Considering the plastic hair and personality, neither one is real
Phaser the one who's belly doesn't jiggle!
The real one should be vying for the best camera angle.
Ours would be the one losing the fight, his hair, his waistline...
Amanda Berman, AKA Anyosuke
Get the phasers. I'll yell "I can see your girdle". You shoot the guy who doesn't stick his head inside his shirt.
I hope he doesn't get paid twice for this...
Whoever pauses the longest between words is the real captain.
Arrest that clone!! He can act!!!
Nick "Naraht" Frame
We watch and see who tries to steal the scene
Let's do eeny-meeny-miny-mo.
Look under the tunic for the fleet issue girdle!
Check their wage slips.
Obviously, you can hear...the pauses...between his...words.
Bring in the female guest star.
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