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Apologies for a rather poor attempt at caricaturing Scotty - I'll try and do better next time!
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Captain Quirk's Clones! This strip was inspired by one of those highly amusing scenes where Kirk gets somehow cloned (the clone played by a poorly matched stunt double). Help Mr Spook find the real Quirk!

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Hawktail out of 749 entries. Here are some of the other funniest entries...

Ollie Kennedy

The tug on the rug trick always works for me!!


He is the one that is lecturing moral superiority during a battle.

Kevin Rudolph

Are you drunk, Mr. Scotch? I only see one captain!

Cyd Athens

He's the lover - not the fighter.

K Man

The one whose ego burst his shirt apart!

Kevin McKinnon

After 2 bottles of Scotch you can't tell the difference between a warp core and a coffee maker.

Capt. Asphalt

Logic. NO girdle, NO Captain.

Greg Nikoloff

Nor can I. All humans look the same to me

Trill Spots

Considering the plastic hair and personality, neither one is real

Brian Blalock

Phaser the one who's belly doesn't jiggle!

Scott Iskow

The real one should be vying for the best camera angle.


Ours would be the one losing the fight, his hair, his waistline...

Amanda Berman, AKA Anyosuke

Get the phasers. I'll yell "I can see your girdle". You shoot the guy who doesn't stick his head inside his shirt.


I hope he doesn't get paid twice for this...


Whoever pauses the longest between words is the real captain.

Liz Cauley

Arrest that clone!! He can act!!!

Nick "Naraht" Frame

We watch and see who tries to steal the scene

Jason Vines

Let's do eeny-meeny-miny-mo.

Captain HC

Look under the tunic for the fleet issue girdle!

Gareth Winslade

Check their wage slips.

Darryl Tam

Obviously, you can hear...the pauses...between his...words.


Bring in the female guest star.

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