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Measly Crusher Revisited! As the popularity of Sev Trek grows, the hatred for Measly Crusher grows also. This week I gave everyone a chance to play a practical joke on Measly. While most involved airlocks or sabotaging pimple cream, there will still quite a few sadistic ones that had me wincing!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Tyler Stevens, out of 638 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...|
I tried to beam his brain into space, but I couldn't get a lock.
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I popped his head
I pulled out his whisker
I installed Windows '95 on his PADD.
You didn't seem to mind the celebration party, did you Captain?
I wanted to see if you really did explode in space
I replaced his nasal drip with pepper. He nearly blew half his face off!
I took his name off the credits to see how long he'd live as a minor character.
I rigged his station to the Die Measly Die Newsgroup!
Signed him up to do an appearance at the next Sev Trek convention.
He said he wanted to be just like the Captain so I beamed his hair into space!
I gave him a red shirt and beamed him to a hostile planet!
I used the transporter to change his sex!
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I took the blade out of his razor.. the little twerp didn't even notice.
Killed him, that's it, just flat out killed him
Gave him a Sev Trek t-shirt.
Kid's gotta learn the difference between a holosuite entrance and an airlock door sometime...!
I locked him in a closet with Barf and a dribble!
Nothing that a few week in cryostasis won't cure...
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