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Sev Trek change of uniform! It seems each time a feature film comes out, Sev Fleet decides to change their uniform (I wonder who get the hand-me-downs). Now we find the reason why...




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Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Funk 'Dat, out of 638 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...


Meqetlh

They didn't. My ink pen broke in the wash.

Brian

Yours wasn't tight enough.

WORF

Every few years, Sev Fleet has a "design the uniform" competition for kids.

Joshua Barker

You are the first girl I have ever heard complain about a new outfit!

kenvi

Each uniform only has a one movie warranty.

John

Pickhard got the Enterforaprize E, and we got uniforms! What a rip!

kevin rudolph

So that we can get rid of the redshirt syndrome.

Karl

Well, the old ones WERE starting to smell a bit...

StarFury

Personally, I'm glad they finally put in a "zipper."

Maria Spano

The old uniforms would have clashed with the new Sev Trek T-shirts!!
Okay, I know it's not that funny and I'm just shamelessly plugging my shirt. But as Maria is the first person on the planet to purchase a Sev Trek shirt, I feel I owe her! :-)

Rinze van Huizen

Changed? You forgot to separate the colors from the whites, didn't you?

Chris Cole

Wardrobe is desperately trying anything to get an Emmy!

Caitlin

Due to new political correctness regs, we are required to have uniforms that look the same to us as they do to the color-bli... Uh, I mean pigment perceiving challenged.

R.C. Laven

Who cares? The grey on the shoulders is so chique.

Valkiry

Oh, no calling them uniforms any more! These are fashionately-challenged-recurring-outfits!

Riff

Because then they get to make all new action figures.

Nick "Naraht" Frame

The same reason Sev Fleet changes anything. Better Ratings.

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