|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
Sev Trek change of uniform! It seems each time a feature film comes out, Sev Fleet decides to change their uniform (I wonder who get the hand-me-downs). Now we find the reason why...
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Funk 'Dat, out of 638 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...|
They didn't. My ink pen broke in the wash.
Yours wasn't tight enough.
Every few years, Sev Fleet has a "design the uniform" competition for kids.
You are the first girl I have ever heard complain about a new outfit!
Each uniform only has a one movie warranty.
Pickhard got the Enterforaprize E, and we got uniforms! What a rip!
So that we can get rid of the redshirt syndrome.
Well, the old ones WERE starting to smell a bit...
Personally, I'm glad they finally put in a "zipper."
The old uniforms would have clashed with the new Sev Trek T-shirts!!
Okay, I know it's not that funny and I'm just shamelessly plugging my shirt. But as Maria is the first person on the planet to purchase a Sev Trek shirt, I feel I owe her! :-)
Rinze van Huizen
Changed? You forgot to separate the colors from the whites, didn't you?
Wardrobe is desperately trying anything to get an Emmy!
Due to new political correctness regs, we are required to have uniforms that look the same to us as they do to the color-bli... Uh, I mean pigment perceiving challenged.
Who cares? The grey on the shoulders is so chique.
Oh, no calling them uniforms any more! These are fashionately-challenged-recurring-outfits!
Because then they get to make all new action figures.
Nick "Naraht" Frame
The same reason Sev Fleet changes anything. Better Ratings.
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