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Picard romances!?! He’s bald. He’s ancient. Let’s face it, he’s a grumpy old codger! But somehow Picard still manages to have more romances than Riker. Please explain!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Francis Miranda, out of 468 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...|
That's because 'Resistance is futile'.
You asked me about violating the Prime Directive, and I told you. You asked me about the Pickhard maneuvoer, and I told you. I'm not telling you my secret about women -- the line must be drawn HERE!
I've been meaning to tell you, you've had Klingoff spinach stuck in your teeth for the last five years.
I made it so.
Oh, come now. I hear that Measley has a crush on you...
That's because I don't go around asking women to pull my finger
That's only because they can show MY romances on TV without changing the ratings!
My frequent use of the word "Engage" shows them I'm not afraid of commitment.
Earl Gray. It attracts women like flies.
$12 million per flick--you figure it out, camera-boy!
Slipping one of the writers a $20 now and then helps.
At least Tryhard's still here! Mine are all either transferred, dead, or whisked off with Q!
It's in the hair. Why do you think Schidzo had his hair shaved off?
I studied James Quirk 101 at the Academy.
Well as they all say "Stout is out and skin in in!"
You've obviously never employed the Pickhard manouvre!
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