Hosted by HashSev Wide WebIndexToon ZoneWeb ZoneDTP ZoneSev ShopWhat's New

Sev Trek: The Comic Strip

Picard romances!?! Hes bald. Hes ancient. Lets face it, hes a grumpy old codger! But somehow Picard still manages to have more romances than Riker. Please explain!

Click here to publish this Competition on your siteClick here to publish this cartoon in your newsletterClick here to buy this comic strip

Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Francis Miranda, out of 468 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...

Marc Boffardi

That's because 'Resistance is futile'.


You asked me about violating the Prime Directive, and I told you. You asked me about the Pickhard maneuvoer, and I told you. I'm not telling you my secret about women -- the line must be drawn HERE!

Michael McCormick

I've been meaning to tell you, you've had Klingoff spinach stuck in your teeth for the last five years.


I made it so.


Oh, come now. I hear that Measley has a crush on you...

Art DeBuigny

That's because I don't go around asking women to pull my finger


That's only because they can show MY romances on TV without changing the ratings!


My frequent use of the word "Engage" shows them I'm not afraid of commitment.

Admiral Mark

Earl Gray. It attracts women like flies.

Mike Soria

$12 million per flick--you figure it out, camera-boy!


Slipping one of the writers a $20 now and then helps.

Starship Voyager

At least Tryhard's still here! Mine are all either transferred, dead, or whisked off with Q!

Francis Miranda

It's in the hair. Why do you think Schidzo had his hair shaved off?

Francis Miranda

I studied James Quirk 101 at the Academy.

Francis Miranda

Well as they all say "Stout is out and skin in in!"


You've obviously never employed the Pickhard manouvre!

Back Sev Trek: The Comic Strip Next

Sev Wide Web | Index | Toon Zone | Sev Shop | What's New | Contact Us
Sev Trek Comp | Scifi Comp | Pits Comp | Twist Comp | Sunday Comp
Sev Trek | Sev Files | Sevgate | Fraud of the Rings | Bluffy | Sev Wars | Sevylon 5 | Pits | Twist | Sevloid Chronicles
Sev Trek Movie | Sev Wars 3D Trailer | The Vault | Discussion Board | Ideas Board | Sevilian Board | Privacy Policys

The Sev Wide Web and all content within are © Copyright 2000 by John Cook.
None of my material can be used on any other site without prior permission from the author.
However, feel free to link to my site from yours.