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Will Voyager ever get home? Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Voyager’s first priority to get home? I can’t understand how they detour to investigate every planet, space ship and glowing blob for no particular reason other than curiosity. Did Tuvok take this into account when he originally calculated a 70 year journey?!
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The name Twoblocks as an alternative to Tuvok was suggested by Matt Nelson. The winning entry was written by Stefan ‘Rossi’ Wimmer, out of 497 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...|
By then, you'll probably be bald. Then you can start acting like a REAL captain.
That is when the Forager movie will come out.
I've been taking estimation lessons from Captain Montgomery Scott.
It'll take 1 year to get there, 472 to get through customs
Basically, Captain, we're stuck here until the next spinoff shows up
Because you diverted all main power to your hair drier.
You make us stop for days at a time to investigate this and that,and you have the nerve to ask why it will take so long to get home?
Because you insisted on using Kneelicks as our guide in this Quadrant!!! Bad, bad move!!!
Because you always forget to say 'Engage' or 'Make it so' after giving a helm command
The Producers can't think of a new series.
Lt. (jg) Kosh V. Pickle
We don't have enough money for the series finale.
Ensign Gilligan's still in charge of the engines.
That's how much time it will take for the fans to get to love the show.
Why hurry? We keep running into Alfalfa quadrant races anyway!
Because we keep stopping for every tourist trap in the quadrant!
The 375 shuttlecrafts we are carrying are slowing us down.
The producers plan on making this the longest running Sev Trek series.
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