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Will Voyager ever get home? Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Voyager’s first priority to get home? I can’t understand how they detour to investigate every planet, space ship and glowing blob for no particular reason other than curiosity. Did Tuvok take this into account when he originally calculated a 70 year journey?!




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Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The name Twoblocks as an alternative to Tuvok was suggested by Matt Nelson. The winning entry was written by Stefan ‘Rossi’ Wimmer, out of 497 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...


Blake MacDougal

By then, you'll probably be bald. Then you can start acting like a REAL captain.

Brian Blalock

That is when the Forager movie will come out.

Wei-Hwa

I've been taking estimation lessons from Captain Montgomery Scott.

Michelle

It'll take 1 year to get there, 472 to get through customs

ollie kennedy

Basically, Captain, we're stuck here until the next spinoff shows up

Andrew Hess

Because you diverted all main power to your hair drier.

Gregg

You make us stop for days at a time to investigate this and that,and you have the nerve to ask why it will take so long to get home?

Maria Spano

Because you insisted on using Kneelicks as our guide in this Quadrant!!! Bad, bad move!!!

Art DeBuigny

Because you always forget to say 'Engage' or 'Make it so' after giving a helm command

Rudy Gnodde

The Producers can't think of a new series.

Lt. (jg) Kosh V. Pickle

We don't have enough money for the series finale.

Mike

Ensign Gilligan's still in charge of the engines.

Kevin Rudolph

That's how much time it will take for the fans to get to love the show.

Matt Nelson

Why hurry? We keep running into Alfalfa quadrant races anyway!

Kevin Rudolph

Because we keep stopping for every tourist trap in the quadrant!

Art DeBuigny

The 375 shuttlecrafts we are carrying are slowing us down.

Seth Pye

The producers plan on making this the longest running Sev Trek series.

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