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Why can’t Geordi (or in the Sev Trek universe, Gaudy) get a girlfriend? Is it because he uses his girlfriend’s hair clip as eyewear. Or is it because his closest friends are an android and a Borg?

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Robert Albright, out of 103 entries. Here are others that rated well...


Let's face it. We just can't see eye-to-eye.


It would violate the Prime Directive.

Robert Albright

I need love, not a level one diagnostic.

Michael S. Cooper

Because I have to die heroically stopping a warp core breach in scene 14.


According to these readings, there's going to be a warp core breach in five seconds.


I'm scheduled to star in the next Sev Trek spinoff.


Do you see any other senior officers with solid relationships?

Matt Nelson

You just don't get enough screen time.


I speak english; you speak technobabble. It could never work out.


We both know if I do, I'll be dead by the end of the episode.


Last time we kissed, one of my eyelashes got caught in your visor.

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