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DS9 has gone nearly 6 seasons without Morn uttering a word. Who can explain this strange phenonema? The answer is here...

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Wei-Hwa, out of 126 entries. Here are others that rated well...

Charis Stewart

He's been in the huff since Dux refused to go on a date with him.

Sam Thorp

He comes from the planet Charades in the Pantomime system.


He lost his tongue in one of my Dabo games.


He only knows ten words, and he's not allowed to say them on network television.


I don't think I've ever seen you go to the bathroom. Now why is that?

Bert Vanderbauwhede

I told him not to. Customers who speak don't drink.

Steven Martin

He's one of those method actors


Ever try talking with a 20 pound mask on?

Tommi Hares

Have you ever heard of a thing called "Guinness book of records?"


They'd have to pay him more if he spoke.

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