******************************************************************************* In this suit, I'd die of embarassment! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* A uniform that fits! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* A uniform I can BREATHE in! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* Emotion makes me feel almost naked! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* who said it does? Q-brotha rockyy123@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Transparent duct tape! Nazgul shellman@cs.utah.edu ******************************************************************************* We recycle parts from crashed scuttlecrafts! Nazgul shellman@cs.utah.edu ******************************************************************************* 7 years? But we're only in the first act! Nazgul shellman@cs.utah.edu ******************************************************************************* You'll see. Are those mashed potatoes ready? Nazgul shellman@cs.utah.edu ******************************************************************************* We have Pixies §Sean§ ******************************************************************************* We send Hairy Chin out each week to give it an all over wax and polish §Sean§ ******************************************************************************* We have a really really Really BIG replicator §Sean§ ******************************************************************************* There's always someone outside who cleans the windows, and someone always is mopping the floor. Wanna help them? Maciel ******************************************************************************* We're surrounded by morons. Not our enemies, or writers, producers and other "back staff" The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* Everything which makes sense is forbidden The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* Continuity is futile The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* All hail the Reset Button™ The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* We repair everything during "rerun weeks" The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* You don't really believe the "Stranded in the Deltoid Quadrant" nonsense? The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* Same way we never run out of shuttles Redshirt Dan d_callan@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We flush regularly. 5618 5618@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* Scratch another plothole/continuity glitch The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* We always put the seat up during a fight. 5618 5618@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* Have you seen the opening theme ship? We nick it after every episode. 5618 5618@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* No budget cuts. 5618 5618@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* It's probably one of the zillion things which can be solved with Ten's Nanoprobes™ The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* My God! You noticed it too? Soen mahlei@mcia.com ******************************************************************************* Continuity filters are offline, Captain... Smirnoff smirre44@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* All those meteor showers! Soen mahlei@mcia.com ******************************************************************************* Unlimited frequent flyer points B.O'Donnell briano@library.usyd.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Lots of WD-47 dante ******************************************************************************* Hairspray dante ******************************************************************************* Hairspray dante ******************************************************************************* Sevspace. KlingonWedgie scareyairey@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We use spare parts from our shuttles to keep us running Puam puam@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* Continuity is a forbidden concept here The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* How am I suppost to know? Kaptain Keag vixenonthemoor@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Wouldn't you like to know? Kaptain Keag vixenonthemoor@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We transplode a lot of white colour in front of us and just fly through. --mfh-- idontreadthisanyway@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Our shuttles and Ensigns take all the damage Tony Q ******************************************************************************* The same thing that keeps my ´do up, my hairspray. DoggySpew ******************************************************************************* You wouldn't believe how hard it is to put dents into a CGI stu Toodrunkstueyh@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* That happens when you change from models to CGI The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* Ty-D-Bowl. Talashar ******************************************************************************* All of the damage is rerouted to the holodecks, which explains half of our episodes. Talashar ******************************************************************************* Sorry, can't tell. Temporal Prime Directive. Talashar ******************************************************************************* Duct tape is wonderful, isn't it! Talashar ******************************************************************************* Gainweight hair-sprays the outer hull. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Make-up! Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Ensign swabbies, Sir. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* The ship's structure's held in place by suspended disbelief! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* Our storylines are full of Soap. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Tomb and Bologna keep buffing the outer hull. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Quirk had Trelane, Pickhard had Q, we have Mr. Clean! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* Cleanliness is next to Roddenberryness! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* We're only smutty on the inside. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Ask Kneelicks, he's got the dirt on everyone on this ship! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* We made four copies of the ship. Leander Leander1411@icqmail.com ******************************************************************************* Well, when all the main characters aren't on the bridge, the crew's got to do SOMETHING to keep occupied! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* Hey, just because the characters don't have layers, that doesn't mean the ship can't! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* It doesn't, the stars just make it LOOK like it's sparkling! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* We got the Doctor to sing a soap opera! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* Parasite re-opened his gambling den and really cleaned up! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* Ten wanted something to be run even more tightly than her uniform! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* Lots of fresh paint. Elvendaughter ******************************************************************************* Turns out those space clouds are full of scrubbing bubbles! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* Ten had some paint left over from her uniform! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* Flouride in the hull plating, and we brush with disaster regularly. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* She's being held together with hairpins, nylons, and eyelash glue! Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Seven's uniforms make neat hull clamps. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Toilet Duck Erik jumpingmedic@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Love many, trust few, and always row your own canoe. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Tight lips sink ships. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Tightly woven subplots, but she canna date much more! Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* We finally have a toilet! Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Thanks to the Doctor: he's learned to do reconstructive surgery on the ship. jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* All the guys spend their free time outside, drinking beer and "washing" the hull. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* We don't travel anywhere without our makeup kit. jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* It's a little something I like to call Spitshine The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* Because I foreged her parts out of the garage sales myself! The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* Each episode plays in a different parallel universe The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* It needs to stick around for reruns ******************************************************************************* What do you expect with a woman in charge? Cap'n B ******************************************************************************* It needs to stick around for the reruns and auctions! The One and ONly Birdie ******************************************************************************* Why do we never seem to age? It's probably from inhaling one too many dangerous gases... The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* It's THE FORAGER, not THE FORAGED! The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* Two words: Scotch Guard. Bill Harris Soton@aol.com ******************************************************************************* Dunno? But I'd like to know why we're dragging all that toilet paper? Stomper ******************************************************************************* It's Sev Space, baby. Trinity thereisnospoon@gmx.de ******************************************************************************* The promise that we're almose done D Man ******************************************************************************* Every time we met an alien race, they were given 2 choices, they could fix our ship or we would give them Kneeclicks. You can guess which one they chose. marriottm17@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* The fact that it's our last season and we've finally interesting D Man ******************************************************************************* Since my ship can land on planets, we can explore all kinds of boring possibilities D Man ******************************************************************************* Because the only people we ever fight are in the holodeck! Seven Of Five ******************************************************************************* Brannon Braga is aiming for a new all-time-low on continuity The Great Wizzard Wizzard@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* We drop two automatic bowl cleaners in the nacelles each month. ******************************************************************************* We flush after every battle. ******************************************************************************* The miracle of OxiClean! Mammakins ******************************************************************************* Shut up Paris, and get back to cleaning that windscreen. Kes the sweet lil ocampa ******************************************************************************* well it's got bits of mould on it, oh wait, those are bored 'enhancements'... Kes the sweet lil ocampa ******************************************************************************* Turtle wax is alot better in the future. Jobberslayer kevin@ghenthacker.com ******************************************************************************* I send Balogna out every day to clean the bowl . . . er, saucer section. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* Ahhh . . . the miracles of being on UPN. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* Nanoprobes, duh! The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* Yours is not to question why, just fly the ship. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* People ask me how we kick Bored butt every week too . . . The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* Magic. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* Just keep piloting the ship around the plot holes. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* We tried destruction in Year of Hell, but you saw how long that lasted. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* How else would we kick butt every week? The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* We go to service stations during the commercial breaks. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* Ensign, you're just asking to get killed off now . . . The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* Just steer the ship around the plotholes and we'll be fine. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* Behold the evil power of Queen Arachnia! The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* We use a stunt double. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* One word: Sevspace! C1ofUnknown ******************************************************************************* Because Ensign Kim can't keep his hand off the reset button. The Penguin Weekly ******************************************************************************* We use spare parts from old shuttles Huw Hay hugobomb@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Who cares. This show is still soooo much better than that Retroprise Nay ******************************************************************************* Nevermind that, hand me the ductape. Nay ******************************************************************************* Because not a living soul in starfeet has a life. The have nothing better to do than tinker with this heep. Nay ******************************************************************************* What do you think all the never-again-seen speaking characters are assigned to do? PurpleHorn purplefhorn1@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Gainweights hairspray works great, doesn't it! Delta Flyer deltaflyer@bigmailbox.net ******************************************************************************* Those nebulas in the opening sequence are not just for decorations Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It's not called "stainless" steel for nothing. Red Ace Tara_Lee3@Yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Kneelick's leftovers fixes hull breaches like it's no body's businnes Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* who cares, at least we don't have to explain anything when we get home! Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Duranium is just a code word for teflon. Dacron eugene256@earthlink.net ******************************************************************************* Heck look at the Enterforaprize they've been throigh more $#!^ than we have and they're still looking sharp. Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It's questions like this that keep you from getting promoted, Hairy. Dacron eugene256@earthlink.net ******************************************************************************* Just give our pre-pubescent kids some caffine and let them loose with a buffer and space suit Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Just give our pre-pubescent Ensigns some caffine and let them loose with a buffer and space suit Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Let me introduce you to Ensign Ti-D-Bowl. Dacron eugene256@earthlink.net ******************************************************************************* For everything else, there's MasterCard Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* We give Gainweight some expresson and let her hair loose on the hull Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* How do YOU manage to stay alive after being killed so many times? Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Do you see the big hole in the middle? D'Tora ******************************************************************************* Through the magic of Selective Continuity. Joona Palaste palaste@cc.helsinki.fi ******************************************************************************* You know we have very advanced holotechnology. D'Tora ******************************************************************************* Like a rock....Oh Like a rock! Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Someone found a way to use my hair to rebuild it. D'Tora ******************************************************************************* Well, the Kazons were usually drunk when they shot at us... D'Tora ******************************************************************************* An excellent question to begin janitorial appreciation week... D'Tora ******************************************************************************* Our first permanent scar will come after 47 years! D'Tora ******************************************************************************* Pristine? Do you see that exhaust? D'Tora ******************************************************************************* What makes you think this is the same ship we began with? D'Tora ******************************************************************************* Toilet bowl cleaner. Dhraakellian dhraakellian@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* B'Ellana and Tomb bang all the dents back out. D'Tora ******************************************************************************* B'Ellana and Tomb bang all the dents back out. D'Tora ******************************************************************************* We have a holographic Tidy Bowl Man. Buckwheat brucesaunders@bigfoot.com ******************************************************************************* Always flushing after use Dhraakellian dhraakellian@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* All our shuttles come with a free steak knife and ship clean. Lordy lordofhades@mailcity.com ******************************************************************************* The flushing toliet clenser Better Geek than Greek ******************************************************************************* Well thanks to the Bored we have regeneration capabilities Lindz lindsay_g_goes_wild@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Thanks to good hygiene, plumbing and toilet roll. Lindz lindsay_g_goes_wild@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Easy! We flush our troubles down the drain... Corsair ******************************************************************************* Our AAA membership really pays off. Corsair ******************************************************************************* Who knows? We'll just explain it away with Technobabble. Corsair ******************************************************************************* A scrap here, a scrap there, a weld here, a weld there, lick o'paint and it's all good. Corsair ******************************************************************************* They like to leave shiny new Intrepid class ships lying around the Quadrant. Farnell ******************************************************************************* Hanky-panky keeps us swanky. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* I take it you've never met our cybermaid, Bertha? ChocJones ******************************************************************************* I take it you've never met our cybermaid, Bertha? ChocJones ******************************************************************************* Well, because we really never left the studio. Ensign Walkonpart's Hubby ******************************************************************************* Because toilet bowl cleaner is half price in the Delta Quadrant. Ensign Walkonpart's Hubby ******************************************************************************* Because our bark is stronger than our bite. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Because we don't have a dog OR a cat on board! Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* We visit the Doctor's brothers now and then. Ensign Walkonpart's Hubby ******************************************************************************* It just wouldn't be Sev Trek (TM) otherwise DataDroid LarsCade@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Cleanliness is next to ROD-liness. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Because our hull is two-ply. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* We get into deep Sev, but it all flushes out in the end. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* All our troubles go down the drain! Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* It doesn't--the special effects crew just makes it look that way. Tyler tmills56@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Those were all hollowdeck simulations, the real Deltoid Quadrant is actually quite peacefull. Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* A no-stick Teflon coating! Tyler tmills56@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* For the same reason Hairy Chin is still an ensign. Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* Simple....Sevspace Major Lee Little icoomber@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* They're called shields.......sheese, didn't you pay attention at the acadamy!? Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* We dont give the writers a bribe for nothing Major Lee Little icoomber@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Just luck, I guess.... Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* We dont give the writers a bribe for nothing Major Lee Little icoomber@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ...........eh............autoregenerativehulltechnobabliongenerators! Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* Thanks to our Borg technology, we're able to adept to every disaster! Latin From Manhattan vulcanbychoice@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Ensign Chin has been working overtime for his promotion...........wich he is not going to get *grin*. Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* Well......it doesn't, we just show them the good side. Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* Fortunately, Kneelix likes to play Tidybowl Man! Latin From Manhattan vulcanbychoice@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Polish. It makes everything look pristine. Angela Ehrlich ******************************************************************************* Shutles explode unnecessarily balance muct be maintained! becx beckypearson@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Paramount buget, Disney magic Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ever heard of Damage-B-Gone? Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* three words: Kneelicks' potato salad Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Hey, we've got a Klingoff and a Bored on board--they keep trying to outdo each other redesigning the ship's specs! Latin From Manhattan vulcanbychoice@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* 47 Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We're keeping the cleaning stuff in the same store room as the torpedoes, shuttlepods and all the other replaceable things. Ego Atenji atenji@telia.com ******************************************************************************* A little elbow grease. Estel ******************************************************************************* A little elbow grease. Well, a maybe more than a little. Estel ******************************************************************************* We use Ty-D-Bowl! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* We use parts from the scuttlecraft! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* The same way Ten does it without even bathing! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* We use Bored technology-- Ten's make-up! ******************************************************************************* Curiosity killed the commander! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* Same way we have hollow-decks but not replicaterers! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* We put EMH in "Squatty" mode! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* Twoblocks is really an ELF! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* Just get out there and scrub! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* the bored' tractor beam acts like a dustcleaner roman ******************************************************************************* the same reason that our scuttlecrafts are comming back after being destroyed. the sevspace generated super-technobuble reset botton roman ******************************************************************************* Remember the story of Tom Sawyer and whitewashing the fence...? Ann E. Nichols mycateatsqtips@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Toilet bowl cleanser. Ann E. Nichols (hey, that's what the ship always looked like to me!) mycateatsqtips@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* we have a super technobuble dust deflecting shield. roman ******************************************************************************* One fantastic make-up artist! Ann E. Nichols mycateatsqtips@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* if anyone questions the captain's decision he is sent out the airlock to clean the hull with his toothbrush roman ******************************************************************************* in between episodes we pass through a dish washer nebula. i know this isn't a plate class ship.. but apparently it still works! roman ******************************************************************************* the same reason our toilet paper fuel never ends. lucky sevspace paradox roman ******************************************************************************* it's the only toilet in the galaxy. no one wants it dirty.. roman ******************************************************************************* we stole some technology from the bored queen... roman ******************************************************************************* we bought the automated hull cleaner 3000, in exchange for some junk we gathered, such as bored parts and stuff roman ******************************************************************************* We had to find something for the Equinox crew to do Ensign Killjoy rise2@tcnj.edu ******************************************************************************* we make the producers polish the ship every week so that they wouldn't waste too much money roman ******************************************************************************* we buy a new toilet-seat hull plating every week roman ******************************************************************************* we go through a bored sevspace vortex once a month to get rid of all the dust roman ******************************************************************************* it doesn't. it's just the the space around us gets dirtier the closest we get to the alflafa quadrant and so no one notices the difference roman ******************************************************************************* Parasite gets ordered to drive it through a car wash after every episode Rickard julie@griz.fsnet.co.uk ******************************************************************************* A little silver polish and a lot of magnetic boots. Robert Underwood rau_24064@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* we make circles around ourselves and this way our toilet paper trail cleans the hull.. roman ******************************************************************************* It's all the new technology that we pick up. They all help to clean the ship! Gryphon664 imreglaser@sympatico.ca ******************************************************************************* we use the transplonders to clean the hull.. isn't it obvious? roman ******************************************************************************* we found one of the Flounders' homeworlds and dipped into, thanks to our planet-landing capability.. roman ******************************************************************************* The bored regenerative thingy, ask Ten! Evertred e.snippe@student.utwente.nl ******************************************************************************* We just ask that you flush and put the seat down after using it. Dan boz_zob@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* If Picard did it, I will damn also do it! Wrong Wrongulan tomas.goransson@privat.utfors.se ******************************************************************************* Every once in a while we send out the Oompa Loompas to clean it up... Tyler tmills56@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* They don't have to fill out requisitions for new supplies Todd economycs@aol.com ******************************************************************************* Age-defying wrinkle cream! Tyler tmills56@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Merri-Maids Mammakins ******************************************************************************* Thanks to the new and improved Lemon Fresh Lysol! Tyler tmills56@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Same way they never tun out of expendable ensigns Todd economycs@aol.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* "A Jacuzzi jet set to pulse .... 1000 litres psi usually does the trick." Trekjock trekjocl@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* A spray of Lysol every day! Vulky ******************************************************************************* Obviously you haven't been assigned scrubbing duty yet! Vulky ******************************************************************************* Would you prefer it otherwise on a toilet-shaped ship??? Vulky ******************************************************************************* I had Forager schlacked with hairspray before we left LadyGrey ******************************************************************************* Our ship-sized windscreen wiper helps out most times! Seven Of Five ******************************************************************************* We keep stealing the duplicate Foragers from othe realities. Stovedoor_Cleaner maesltrom10000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Nothing can destroy Knelicks' cooking. Stovedoor_Cleaner ******************************************************************************* Nothing can destroy Kneelicks' cooking. ******************************************************************************* Nothing can destroy Kneelicks' cooking. Stovedoor_Cleaner maesltrom10000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We have 47 other copies. Stovedoor_ ******************************************************************************* We have 47 other copies. Stovedoor_Cleaner maesltrom10000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* For the same reason we have endless shuttles. Stovedoor_Cleaner maesltrom10000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* No bathrooms to dirty. Stovedoor_Cleaner maesltrom10000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Envision a really big carwash... Stovedoor_Cleaner maesltrom10000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Whatever dosen't kill us makes us cleaner. Stovedoor_Cleaner maesltrom10000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Three words... Control, Alt, Delete Rabbit shunting@netzero.com ******************************************************************************* We lost the outer hull. Didn't you notice that the ship is slightly smaller? Mike marriottm17@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* You see that button? The one that says "flush"... jkl ******************************************************************************* We are the stars of the show! We are supposed to shine. jkl ******************************************************************************* A healthy dose of bowl cleaner does the trick! Johnathan McClure ******************************************************************************* Someone showing emotion over. Dana Artemis1701@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Lieutenant Carey’s been outside cleaning the hull for the past four years. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Its the subspace toilet bowl thingy-megig. David Heppell tis_uk_uk@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Every time we fly through that nebula in the opening title sequence it gives us a real good sandblasting. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Forager’s built like an onion. We keep stripping off the outer layers to build our scuttlecraft. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* About the same as it takes for you to show some leadership, its not going to happen! ..Sir Mick Alexander t_pol@inorbit.com ******************************************************************************* Because unlike every other Federation ship, JC hasn’t turned us into a food plate! John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Folding our warp nacelles is the equivilent of shaking our coat. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* The biggest scrubbing brush in the universe . . . Gainweight's DO !!! John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Geez, details! You’ll be asking where we get all those scuttlecraft next. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Let me explain it to you this way, ensign. Suit up, then draw a mop and bucket from the quartermaster. It’s your turn to do the spacewalk. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Its life janeway but not as we know it. David Heppell tis_uk_uk@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Every time some alien hits us with a tractor beam it strips off all the carbon scorching. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Nanobots. Millions of the buggers. There’s no stopping them. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Every time someone questions the captain’s orders, she issues them with a spacesuit and a very small toothbrush. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Whenever we get really dirty like in ‘Year of Hell’, the reset button activates automatically. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* The biggest carwash you’ve ever seen. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Everytime we stop at a planet, the locals offer to clean our windshields. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Well, you remember that planet that was entirely water? It wasn’t just the Delta Flyer that went for a dip. John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* This suit is so tight that even if i wanted to smile I couldnt Mick Alexander t_pol@inorbit.com ******************************************************************************* We’ve got the latest in Federation technology! Sustainable warp speed of 9.995, bio-neural circuitry, external sprinkler system . . . John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Sevspace Finky325 me ******************************************************************************* I don't know but our tail lights broke! Mark ******************************************************************************* We’ve got the latest in Federation technology! Sustainable warp speed of 9.995, bio-neural circuitry, external sprinkler system . . . John Midgley j.midgley@student.qut.edu.au ******************************************************************************* Cold is an Emotion isnt it Sir? Mick Alexander t_pol@inorbit.com ******************************************************************************* Cold is an Emotion isnt it Sir? Mick Alexander tpol@inorbit.com ******************************************************************************* I am Sir, look I'm laughing! Mick Alexander tpol@inorbit.com ******************************************************************************* This suit is so tight that even if i wanted to smile I couldnt Mick Alexander tpol@inorbit.com ******************************************************************************* About the same as it takes for you to show some leadership, its not going to happen! ..Sir Mick Alexander tpol@inorbit.com ******************************************************************************* its the hull injection coils it recycles the junk and then we use it as fuel. David Heppell tis_uk_uk@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* The captain is Gainweight Boo-Hoo-Hoo The Pessimistic Clown from the Other Dimension ******************************************************************************* The guys keep leaving the shields up. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Well, space is just full of Comets! Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* We all had excellent potty training. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Not only is Leola root great at cleaning out your insides, it also makes a handy starship polish! Derek dvp84@shaw.ca ******************************************************************************* Well, you know what coffee makes you do. ******************************************************************************* Knee Licks is not just a cook, an ambassador, and an expert on regional languages, he is also a master plumber. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Tomb worked his way through the Academy as a master plumber. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* The ladies toilets are always clean. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Why, the Stay Pristine for 7 years modification! Richard the Star Trek Nut richard-reads@attbi.net ******************************************************************************* It's amazing what Harpic can do! Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Lt. Curry is outside polishing the hull, and has been for 7 years. Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* Seven year Super-Ultra-Titanium Turtle Wax. Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* The Will of the Do forbids dirtyness. Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* The Deltoid Flunker isn't the only thing coated with a Kneelicks Cassarole Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* The Do does not allow us to be marred. Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* We run away a lot. Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Same way as we discover some amazing new invention one episode, and forget it by the next... Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* An awful lot of bleach and disinfectant. Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* When Gainweight says she wipes the floor with her enemies, she's being litteral! Nodrog_CRC gparks@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Bored cleaning nanothingies. We'll make a fortune when we get home! Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It doesn't matter how disgusting the mess on the floor is, Kneelicks will find a way to serve it to the crew. Nodrog_CRC gparks@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Lots of bleach, lots of disinfectant and an awfully big brush. Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Haven't you noticed, they even have Kwik-Fit garages in the Deltoid Quadrant? Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It's been like that since we flew into the Goldin Discontinuity... Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Gainweight keeps the ceiling clean with her hair do, Tomb and Bologna keep the consoles clean, and wherever Ten out of Ten walks the other crewmembers drool enough to wash the floors clean. Nodrog_CRC gparks@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* The same way you keep surviving, Ensign... Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Well, I promised Cue that if he kept Forager in pristine condition, I'd go to the Cue Continuum with him... Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* The Enterprise intercepts all our disasters! Jack Hammerfist ******************************************************************************* Same way we discovered how to bring Kneelicks back to life, then forgot about it by the next episode... Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Bored cleaning nanothingies. We'll clean up when we get home, too! Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Ssh! don't blow the plot! in another 7 years we find out we were always in a hollowdeck on earth! Hector F hfmeza@softhome.net ******************************************************************************* Hey, this ship is only a rental! Lt. Cervy ******************************************************************************* It's a rental. How else are we going to get our deposit back? Lt. Cervy ******************************************************************************* I don't know but we've got a bug on our viewscreen Mark UK wildcard_uk2002@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* The Captain works off her caffeine overload. Tamara tleap@nrtco.net ******************************************************************************* SMRO (Starship Maintainance Repearing Operations) EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* We canabalized the extra scuttlecraft. Phil philmisc@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Duct Tape Ryan Hgursh0488@rogers.com ******************************************************************************* Shut up! Pointing out the plot holes only makes them bigger. Puck Ben123455@aol.com ******************************************************************************* You won't believe how far Oxi-Clean will go. VulcanGal27 ******************************************************************************* Shut up! Pointing out the plot holes only makes them bigger. Puck Ben123455@aol.com ******************************************************************************* Why do you always have to be so inquisitive?...Why can't you just shut up and enjoy the fact that we are getting paid big time for this fluffy gig......grab me a beer while your at the fridge would ya! Darin Darin_Thibodeau@shaw.ca ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* One word, captain: "Stinky" L. Ball clam_bake_to_mars@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We take about 100 of our shuttles and patch it up. Darth Annie STVDS9@aol.com ******************************************************************************* It is complicated, but the process involves vodka and a pair of numchucks. Lieutenant T'Pril aprilstte@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* We soak in a nebula, dry in a black hole, and it comes out squeaky clean. Tyler Christopher Davis the I Sr. jprier@san.rr.com ******************************************************************************* If you don't bathe more often,I soon will. Anonamous ******************************************************************************* A six-pack of Remulak Ale Debra Smith djanet5n@netscape.net ******************************************************************************* Squegee aliens Debra Smith djanet5n@netscape.net ******************************************************************************* Regular "Starships R Us" Pit Stops Puffdoggy kwyatt@optusnet.com.au ******************************************************************************* All the Emergency Hollowgraphic Doctoring from all the little EMHD's we've installed on the outer hull. Puffdoggy kwyatt@optusnet.com.au ******************************************************************************* If I showed emotion,you would die in the attempt. warpspeed ******************************************************************************* "It depends, Captain. Is Trip proposing to disrobe once again?" Andrew Gillman aussiemoose@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Hippos have bids, we use Krazons to burn off the dead peices of ships. Griffin ******************************************************************************* Just be thankful for plotholes David Roe djroe@globalnet.co.uk ******************************************************************************* We have a lot of time to kick around between episodes §Sean§ ******************************************************************************* Ive shown you every day so far. Syke syke047@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Phlunk, an airlock and some popcorn. Nihed shaunn@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* It wasn´t built by microsoft. Nay ******************************************************************************* It simply makes up for the rapid character decay! Kristina treknut@inorbit.com ******************************************************************************* These are all the same promotion shots from when Forager started Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* You call that clean? There's dust behind the photon torpedo launchers Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* In "year in hell" we eliminated all damage and all dirt Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* Ten has a cleaning fetish... Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* I stay up nights to clean it, hence all the coffee Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* We project a clean holographic surface over the ship. The doctor's idea Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* The Federation has to look neat to all those new aliens Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* The replicaterers can't make quality dirt Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* Dirt can't travel at transwerp speeds Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* Stop asking questions! You're next for latrine duty! Anonymous-42 ******************************************************************************* because it is a fictional program cal cdb4f@yahoo.co.uk ******************************************************************************* I believe that it's called a woman's touch Bobby ribrice@yahoo.co.uk ******************************************************************************* The same way that we never seem to run out of disposable ensigns Bobby ribrice@yahoo.co.uk ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Hearing you alone with your dog Dilligaf jefferson_tarn@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We hit the "flush" button at the end of every episode! Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* We always "flush" at the end of every episode! Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Beats me. Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Once, just ONCE, can't you figure that out on your own?!? Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Why do you never ask Chocolatey these questions? Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* It's all on page 47 of the instruction manual! Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* We're the only Sevship in the deltoid quadrant - we have to keep up appearances! Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Just don't breathe too heavily on the bulkheads.... Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Never underestimate the power of raw caffeine. Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Never underestimate the power of hairspray. Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Dammit, Chocolatey - I knew they were going to notice eventually! Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* You should see the ship first thing in the morning.... Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* A couple of aspirin and a strong cup of coffee in the mornings.... Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* We've got a miracle worker...Hairy Chin Saru_da_man daiel_g_13@yahoo.com.ar ******************************************************************************* Turns out that the Delta Quadrent is full of Borg, hostile aliens, and Star-Ship Washes. Nodrog_CRC gparks@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a physician. Dan Straer sffdanstraer@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Captain Gainweight went out with a can of silver spray paint an hour ago. Lindz lindsay_g_goes_wild@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Well, B'Elanna hasn't had a lot of screentime these last few years... Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Well, there's a reason B'Elanna hasn't had a lot of screentime these last few years... Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* B'Elanna gets really annoyed when something gets broken.... which turns out to be a great motivation for the maintenance crew! Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Wonder if a can of silver spray paint that I found earlier had anything to do with it. Lindz lindsay_g_goes_wild@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Some one press Chin's "I believe" button Navy Trek WHS_MM_EQ441@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Getting a "wdgie" wearing this stupid catsuit. Bill Saunders flyingpig221@aol.com ******************************************************************************* The Captain says always be prepared to expect visitors. jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* Gainweight's been dating Mr. Clean jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* Our ship has a stunt double. jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* Cue moonlights as our maintenance man. jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* Nepotism. Gainweight's nephew, Cue, moonlights as the janitor. jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* I just run it through my bun! P Swayne ******************************************************************************* why do you think we go through so many 'gaseous anomalies'? tuvok-lover lisaharber1986@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We use Clorox. Scott Savali BlackSorcerer44@aol.com ******************************************************************************* Lather, Rince, and Repeat isent good for just hair Koby KobyashyMaru@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We clean it with an unlimited supply of brillo pads...Gainweights hair! bugleboy jf_trumpet@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* An improvement in your acting skills Jeff imwrong@imneverwrong.com ******************************************************************************* We use bleach. Scott Savali BlackSorcerer44@aol.com ******************************************************************************* We fly through plotholes instead of wormholes. chris ******************************************************************************* a good episode travis wilson theburnward@charter.net ******************************************************************************* Toilet Bowl Cleaner! Johnathan McClure ******************************************************************************* Um...Sevspace... Dyl flarecomics@home.net ******************************************************************************* The reset button, stupid! FCC ******************************************************************************* The Reset Button™, stupid! FCC ******************************************************************************* sevspace! tez sarumansmagicstick@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* How do we always win? These things just happen! Tez sarumansmagicstick@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* CGI. The real Forager is not exactly in shipshape. FCC ******************************************************************************* All Sevships come with a 7 year guarantee. Bill Harris Soton@aol.com ******************************************************************************* Prune juice, Captain. me me@aol.com ******************************************************************************* Polishing oxYgen r.berghout@chello.nl ******************************************************************************* Don't ask me - I'm just a Trubble. hejira hejjo@iprimus.com.au ******************************************************************************* It shines and glows with an outer coffeeshield Diana diana_nijholt@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* What do you think we used Kneeclicks' soup for? Mike marriottm17@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* A descent script would make me estatic! Phillip Sral sherbet@catplex.org ******************************************************************************* Duck tape! It matched the color of the hull and gives it that glossy shine. Justin Lenk lenk98@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* everytime we get in a fight it lazer scrubs the bowl Better Geek than Greek ******************************************************************************* we use 2000 flushes Better Geek than Greek ******************************************************************************* The Reset button works on dirt, too. Khalas c.waldeck@tu-bs.de ******************************************************************************* The Reset button works on dirt, too. Khalas c.waldeck@tu-bs.de ******************************************************************************* aah, the great mysteries of special effects stu Toodrunkstueyh@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Pull my ears and find out. Nicholad Foo nicholas.y.foo@boeing.com ******************************************************************************* It´s a family show, we´ll be home just before the seven year glitch sets in Know 1 can hear you dream ******************************************************************************* Since 7 of 9 got onboard, the whole ship take regular cold showers! Know 1 can hear you dream ******************************************************************************* The external holographic emitters keep the ships hull as shiny as the internal keeps the doctors skull Know 1 can hear you dream ******************************************************************************* We "vacuum clean" everytime we have a hull breach. Nick Foo nicholas.y.foo@boeing.com ******************************************************************************* We hold a Sev Trek convention and sell our "mess". Nick Foo nicholas.y.foo@boeing.com ******************************************************************************* It's that new Engineer we picked up, Mr. Clean. Mammakins ******************************************************************************* We have this "rice and shine" policy... Know 1 can hear you dream ******************************************************************************* It's that alien life for we picked up way back when...what was it called? Oh yes, Martha Stewart. Mammakins ******************************************************************************* The future´s so bright, we gotta wear maids know 1 can hear you dream ******************************************************************************* Because in space, everyone can see you gleam Know 1 can hear you dream ******************************************************************************* Easy. We just beam the mess out. Nick Foo nicholas.y.foo@boeing.com ******************************************************************************* Tidybowl! Mercury Dragon merc_dragon@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Easy. We just beam the mess out. Nick Foo nicholas.y.foo@boeing.com ******************************************************************************* We used the captain's hair-spray on the hull Harry Hazeel harryathome@freeuk.com ******************************************************************************* What battles? pabtrek pabtrek@subspacemail.com ******************************************************************************* hello?! space is a vacuum, people Kes the sweet lil ocampa ******************************************************************************* Removing this uniform would be a start... Cydboone matthawk@holly.colostate.edu ******************************************************************************* against black, anything looks clean... Kes the sweet lil ocampa ******************************************************************************* I dunno. Cricket nu2kid@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Kneelick's leola root soup coats the hull. Janeway314 dscime11@optonline.net ******************************************************************************* g g g ******************************************************************************* Four hundred tribbles and a great big bucket. Stovedoor_Cleaner maelstrom10000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* You mean, men, there is 7 years? Alex axa23_bolea@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Simple... WE STILL CANT FIND HOME!! Darn writers... ******************************************************************************* The writers can't think of a way for us to get home yet... crackshot ******************************************************************************* Intergalactic Delivery from DHL Tom mailfux@gmx.de ******************************************************************************* We keep our Sev-Fleet insurance paid up. Eskiebear eskiebear2000@excite.com ******************************************************************************* Didn't you hear? Car washes have reached the Deltoid Quadrant. erik erik@planet-save.com ******************************************************************************* Didn't you hear? Car washes have reached the Deltoid Quadrant. erik erik@planet-save.com ******************************************************************************* Don't exaggerate, lieutenant; Forager 47 has only been in service for 7 months. erik erik@planet-save.com ******************************************************************************* We get a free car wash every time we enter an alternate reality! erik erik@planet-save.com ******************************************************************************* You could ask the same question about Ensign Hairy Chin. erik erik@planet-save.com ******************************************************************************* Because we use all of the 'unnecessary' crew members as mops Photon Man ******************************************************************************* A fresh Tidy Bowl, every season. chris ******************************************************************************* We get a free cleaning every time there's a totally expected plot change Photon Man ******************************************************************************* Nebula-sol, it's 30000 times better than Lysol Photon Man ******************************************************************************* Not quite - we've lost the bowl! Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It's all done with mirrors... Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Not quite - we're venting toilet paper...er, warp drive plasma... Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Don't ask me! Nobody tells us Crewmen anything! Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Between episodes, we send some red shirts into space and they spray severall on the ship. Robodude masterdohboy@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Between episodes, we send some red shirts into space and they spray severall on the ship. Robodude masterdohboy@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It's only like that if you don't look too closely... Ooooh, my head! phoenix_stron10@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Vegemite Bond, Jan Bond gemlady2000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* oh you know. expendable ensigns fo out with no environmental suits on and spit shine it. eris wannabe ******************************************************************************* Kazon hair. better than steel wool! Bond, Jan Bond gemlady2000@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Duh! The vaccuum of space preserves everything! eris wannabe ******************************************************************************* every time you go through a wormhole it puts on a new coat of finish eris wannabe ******************************************************************************* Shut up and flush me! Samurai ******************************************************************************* Apparently someone hasn't checked out the bowl--er, saucer section lately. Samurai ******************************************************************************* My other ship is a shower. Samurai ******************************************************************************* Did I mention we were white when we started? Samurai ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Big Kevs Clean-o-matic Trace tg35_@excite.com ******************************************************************************* Big Kevs Clean-o-matic Trace tg35_@excite.com ******************************************************************************* Teflon Elmo ******************************************************************************* Teflon Elmo ******************************************************************************* We grease the hull before every battle Elmo ******************************************************************************* Are you kidding Fate Moldew, it's just a show. Geoffrey Guldager geoffthegr8@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Lets Just say we found a new way to get emotion out of the vulcans. Geoffrey Guldager ******************************************************************************* You sure are daft Mr. Clean geoffrey guldager ******************************************************************************* Bathtime fun Gel-Packs dante ******************************************************************************* Shut up and get me more coffee Lackey! Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* Hey, I keep stopping at every other planet to get the hull waxed. Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* If we didn't, I wouldn't get my security deposit back. Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* We always screw time up somehow, and we always end up at the beginning of the episode! Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* What else do you think we do with all those surplus ensigns!? Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* Thanks to those hollow-emitters we got a 100 docters cleaning and repairing the outside hull. Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* For the same reason we still have torpedo's, and shuttles, and ensigns................. Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* We had it Armor-Alled before we left Jeffrey Stier jkstier@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Well, you know how Kneelix is always trying to keep Forager clean............. Captain Quantum ******************************************************************************* We were Scotch Guarded before we left Jeffrey Stier jkstier@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Turtle Wax REALLY works! Jeffrey Stier jkstier@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Kazon: the Squeegee men of the galaxy Jeffrey Stier jkstier@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* I have no more imotion to show then you have cleavege Ethan Shalev eshalev@barak-online.net ******************************************************************************* Can't you see the cameramen? zaq1 ******************************************************************************* 1st Rule of Sev? // Which is? // If it costs too much, don't do it..we can't afford to make the ship look dirty! Nick "Naraht" Frame naraht@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Because the engineers always unblock the toilets. Lindz lindsay_g_goes_wild@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Leola root is the stuff Sevships are made of! Bill Harris Soton@aol.com ******************************************************************************* I keep hitting the "refresh" key on my counsel. jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* If I caught you with that dirty magazine I'd laugh too hard !! boywonder dalrympl@nrcan.gc.ca ******************************************************************************* Catching you peakin at my panties would be to Die laughing for Captain boywonder dalrympl@nrcan.gc.ca ******************************************************************************* Hairspray doesn´t only keep my `do in shape you know. DoggySpew ******************************************************************************* Two Words: Sev Space Al alan_beirne@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We keep the toiletseat up. Tony Q ******************************************************************************* You showing me that you can actually win a fistfight. Jason Sinclair sincla01@email.franklin.edu ******************************************************************************* Same way the captain's hair never turns grey despite all the aggravation and stress--a good paint job every month! Latin From Manhattan vulcanbychoice@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Don't tell the doctor, but Reg sent us some of those labour Holograms... Trekkid uss_voyager_74656uk@yahoo.co.uk ******************************************************************************* Spic and Span work with Martha Stewart in the Engineering Bay The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* In nonessentials, readiness. In essentials, agressiveness, and in all things cleanliness! The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* The Bored just assimilated our dirth EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* Kneelix cooking are actually good cleaners and lubricants EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* Why do you think we have a reset button EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* The CGI department refuses to make any more models of Forager EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* The Bored fix it everytime they lose to us... they are evil but not sore losers EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* No one wants to live in a filthy bowl EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* Extensive use of first season stock footage. Coolhand coolhand_ge@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Ask our new Sanitation Engineer Lt. Martha Stewart EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* Not to mention the fresh smell of pine EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* The ship is actually made of the captains hair EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* We use the redshirts as janitors EvilDevil ******************************************************************************* As part of the "moral lesson," our foes have to scrub the hull Mike Howell doc_howell at moc.liamtoh ******************************************************************************* May the Farce be with us! TuringTest turingtest@mail.com ******************************************************************************* Remember, the Farce will be with us...always. TuringTest turingtest@mail.com ******************************************************************************* Chakotay never drives danny dkerr@w-c-s.co.uk ******************************************************************************* The toilet paper isn't just for show A.M. Savadge Protoman223@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Two words: good janitor Wazzup! ******************************************************************************* I can't tell you, but Mr. Clean can! Wazzup! ******************************************************************************* For one thing, this isn't a real toilet... Wazzup! ******************************************************************************* Well, it's just amazing what you can do with a transploder these days!!! Dan Finnegan d.finnegan@attbi.com ******************************************************************************* When Gainweight cut her hair, we sprayed the ship with her leftover hairspray. Polgara polgara_m@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Computer, end Hollowdeck simulation. Mike marriottm17@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Galactic Phillips 66, What esle? Scarysalesmanfromfuture ******************************************************************************* Do You know how much battle damage costs in the special effects budget? Scarysalesmanfromfuture ******************************************************************************* We got a deal where we can cash in frequent flier miles for a wash and wax! Scarysalesmanfromfuture ******************************************************************************* You can't keep a tight ship with loose parts! Scarysalesmanfromfuture ******************************************************************************* We move the damage to the parallel Forager. Scarysalesmfromfuture ******************************************************************************* We have to. dangling conduits catch in Gainweight's hair. Scarysalesmanfromfuture ******************************************************************************* Half the crew are janitors and the other half are repairmen. Scarysalesmanfromfuture ******************************************************************************* It's one big family, and Gainwieght makes sure we clean our rooms. Scarysalesmanfromfuture ******************************************************************************* Wax on. Wax off. FCC ******************************************************************************* We vacuum. FCC ******************************************************************************* We vacuum regularly. FCC ******************************************************************************* We beam out trash regularly. FCC ******************************************************************************* Duct Tape. Sesspit stvoy_fan@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We contact the hair and makeup dept. and they fix us up. ******************************************************************************* we repolarize the hull plating every 47 days roman ******************************************************************************* Two words: Draino and 409 E of MC2 ******************************************************************************* VIAGRA !!!! ******************************************************************************* Every time Tomb Parasite screws up, the captain puts him on maintenance detail. Tomb's been screwing up a LOT lately... Latin From Manhattan vulcanbychoice@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Because the producers cant be bothered making a new CGI model each week. Simmo666 stuart.simpson2@ntlworld.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Expendable ensigns on repair shift 24 hours a day!! Rel ******************************************************************************* Doc replaced our OCD meds with tic-tacs. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Gainweight bought the Jetson's maid on E-Bay. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* Gas giants really "peel the paint", don't they? Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* all starships always look the same no matter what. except of the Enterforaprize C, but it's model was never used anywhere else because it was dirty.. roman ******************************************************************************* She takes a brushin' and keeps on flushin'. Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* We covered the top with plastic wrap, tee hee! Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* a velcron nurve pinch on the shield modulator control cheep has this effect... roman ******************************************************************************* We give the crew a choice: Repair duty, or working in the kitchen with Kneelicks Rel ******************************************************************************* Our Sev doesn't stink. Now, the Velcrons, on the other hand ... Ensign Walkonpart ******************************************************************************* well, we only flash waste extraction when we pass near something massive so that all the waste would be pulled away and not stick to the hull. roman ******************************************************************************* we recycle all waste into useful things. like kneelix's food, our uniforms. and we eat and drink the same basic materials that we excrete.. roman ******************************************************************************* Three words: glade toilet cleaners ******************************************************************************* 300 years de-evolution and your face first thing in the morning , captain Dugi Collins dugi@ntlworld.com ******************************************************************************* We remember to leave the saucer section down. Species 125 shiris@icybrian.zzn.com ******************************************************************************* That's it, you are now demoted from Commander to Hull Polisher. Get out and polish the hull, Mr. "I've got to ask questions that point out the inconsistancies" Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* Well, everytime someone asks a question that points out a plot hole, I put them in a Suit, beam them into space and make them polish the hull for about six months. By the way, you're a size seven, right? Cmdr. Solomon ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* We clean it every weekend. juancornet mfcornet@conexion.com.py ******************************************************************************* Daily Flushes. Rigoberto Rivera rigolectric@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Not all ensigns die on away missions. §evqui§ sevquis@mdigital.bizland.com ******************************************************************************* Toilet Duck! §evqui§ sevquis@mdigital.bizland.com ******************************************************************************* At any BP Intergalatic Ship Wash of course! §evqui§ sevquis@mdigital.bizland.com ******************************************************************************* How does Chocolatay's tattoo stay so pristine after 7 years of journey and battles? Some question has no answer. Drogo ******************************************************************************* We'd lose our loyal viewers if our ship looked accurate, and I do mean BOTH of them. Phillip Walker ******************************************************************************* NANITES! Dan dan@webspacetoday.com ******************************************************************************* Coffee, Black. Lord Dave artherd854@aol.com ******************************************************************************* By dragging giant rolls of toilet paper from both of our engines! Jesse sirstack@aol.com ******************************************************************************* Realism??? You think we're going to start now? 9 minus 2 of 10 minus 1 intelligent_ditz@smail.info ******************************************************************************* I make up new mysterious Indian rituals to use on it every day. D'Tora ******************************************************************************* Three Words: Gainweight's Hair Spray Captain Farrell CptFarrell@aol.com ******************************************************************************* "A Script Would Be Helpful" Donald goofuskac@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* "A Plot Would Be Helpful" Donald goofuskac@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* "Capt. Gainweight gets a free wash with any fill-up from 20th Century Exxon" Donald goofuskac@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Unlike Kneelix we try to keep it spotless. jo joann@mich.com ******************************************************************************* Never heard of Star Wash ? Kane Slasher Gert.Bertels@asml.nl ******************************************************************************* We recreated Martha Stewart on the hollowdeck! Nazgul shellman@cs.utah.edu ******************************************************************************* We replicate a new one, just like the shutt.es Brent Dax brentdax@cpan.org ******************************************************************************* lots of glue and sticky-tape michelle ******************************************************************************* In space, no one can hear you clean....... Mammakisn ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* R2D2 and C3PO work for Merry Maids between flicks Mammakins ******************************************************************************* All we needed was a few squirts of toilet duck and they're blasted! Lindz lindsay_g_goes_wild@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Even dirt is too embarrassed to be seen with us. Khalas memehunter@web.de ******************************************************************************* We abolished the need for dirt in the 24th century. Khalas c.waldeck@tu-bs.de ******************************************************************************* Some alien salesmen come by every week. Khalas memehunter@web.de ******************************************************************************* That would imply continuity, would it not? Khalas c.waldeck@tu-bs.de ******************************************************************************* The captain's big hair is really for spare parts storage. MindMelda ******************************************************************************* Assevvilated Bored technology... Khalas memehunter@web.de ******************************************************************************* Ten of Ten had the Bored children knit us a steel wool toiletseat cover in their Arts and Crafts class! Latin From Manhattan vulcanbychoice@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* We've been using Ten of Ten's leftover Bored parts. MindMelda ******************************************************************************* We recycle Ten's old catsuits after she splits them bending over. MindMelda ******************************************************************************* Liberal use of the Discontinuity Generators. ScottE Bemeup ******************************************************************************* We keep our AAA membership paid up. ScottE Bemeup ******************************************************************************* Listen carefully. It's a model, dimwit! ScottE Bemeup ******************************************************************************* Regenerative plating, and degenerative memories. ScottE Bemeup ******************************************************************************* A lot more than you can give me. Jon Marquez TeamMadMan2@msn.com ******************************************************************************* What it takes, you do not have, sir. Jon Marquez TeamMadMan2@msn.com ******************************************************************************* The loan isn't paid off yet! Herbert M. Carden cardenhm@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Once a day we turn it upside down & shake it. ChocJones ******************************************************************************* Once a day we turn it upside down & shake it. ChocJones ******************************************************************************* We wax her properly before and after battle Kent Backman kent.backman@telia.com ******************************************************************************* She´s actually brand new, this is our thirteenth ship, those Ferengi traders offer them so cheap. You know, you could afford one too, for just.................... Kent Backman kent.backman@telia.com ******************************************************************************* it's all about the good coffee! Starkiller starkiller@netcologne.de ******************************************************************************* It's a little something called "Valcun Slave labor.." The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* I know this twenty foot space chicken with a wrench... The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* I know this twenty foot space chicken with a wrench... The One and Only Birdie ******************************************************************************* The only thing that is permenently damaged on this show is the Franchise. Yeoman Microskirt ******************************************************************************* Oh, we have a woman who comes in once a week. Yeoman Microskirt ******************************************************************************* We have that gigantic robot maid from Spaceballs clean it up. Tyler tmills56@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* The Exterior Maintenance Crew broke a mirror and had seven years of bad luck. Tyler tmills56@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Gainweight's hairspray protects anything! Kristin Johnson krinew@local.net ******************************************************************************* Why d'ya think our special effects budget is so high ! Mammakins ******************************************************************************* Every now and then we steer her into a meteor shower Martin Dahl Pedersen martin_dahl_pedersen@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* NOTHING! ******************************************************************************* Where Do You Think Kneelicks Goes Every Thursday? Fleet Admiral Tosh god_of_all_gods@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Wipe... Flush.... Wipe... Flush... Wipe... Flush Konnor von Helsing konnor@cox.net ******************************************************************************* we replace the hull plating with the bored queen's body parts roman ******************************************************************************* wash your ship in "fairy" liquid,removes grease and grime and any unwanted "klingons"! karen karen@gahegan.freeserve.co.uk ******************************************************************************* Just lucky I guess Pointless Albatross bloodicecoffee@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* The Flexo-Mop 3000 - It cleans! It polishes! Even in those hard to reach corners, and warp nacelles! Pointless Albatross bloodicecoffee@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* We have managed to stay clear of the clingons! Jean Luke Pic Arse Dobber21@drfestive.com ******************************************************************************* some poor fool up-stairs gave us a high buget brian macnamara Burgerboy_22@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Let me answer that with another question. Have you ever wondered why we take a week's break between episodes? Kriss Kross waterfall2110@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* clean up crews after every show, thats why there is a weeks break. Kriss Kross waterfall2110@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Shut up and keep mopping, Harry! Data Data@federation.nl ******************************************************************************* Thank god for shuttles BorgKiller BorgKiller@optushome.com.au ******************************************************************************* What do you think those 143 crewmen are for? Jon Poeschek poeschek@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Didn't you read the manual? This ship is self-cleaning. Mike Boyd chansey2@mindspring.com ******************************************************************************* Self-Cleaning, just one of the many features on Forager. Mike Boyd chansey2@mindspring.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Gainweight: Did you ever wonder what the repeats of Sev Trek were for Mr Parasite? Lindz lindsay_g_goes_wild@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Hush! You want people to know that we were just acting? Teki ******************************************************************************* Laser treatments work wonders on hull blemishes! Teki ******************************************************************************* Weekly update by R2D2 and friends. Freek ******************************************************************************* SevFleet disinvective wipes darkskull darkskull13@cox.net ******************************************************************************* Making our enemies listen to William Shatner's album seems to be quite effective. Mike Marriottm17@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* You remeber that pizza kneelicks cooked ... we coated it with that terry lowther tel__666@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* we enthiused the hull with gain weights hair do terry lowther tel__666@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* The Stay Pristine for 7 Year Module! Richard the Star Trek Nut richard-reads@attbi.net ******************************************************************************* Errrr... Ask me later Spam captian_jo@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Technoblather, rinse, repeat! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* All thanks to the most obsessive-compulsive crew in Sevfleet! Ronald ronaldhbj@angelfire.com ******************************************************************************* I suppose if a crewmember ever actually died or something. David Kehler dkehler@escape.ca ******************************************************************************* NOTHING!!! I'll never give in! ******************************************************************************* We wipe front to back. Andy cuneglas@btinternet.com ******************************************************************************* Two words: Leola Root Polgara polgara_m@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Don't tell Kneelicks; he thinks we actually EAT his leola root stew. Polgara polgara_m@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Life's so simple with a can of silver spray and WD-47 ain't it? Lindz lindsay_g_goes_wild@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Well we have to find some use for Kneelicks Cevanna vorta_borg@yahoo.co.uk ******************************************************************************* Which one? Reuseable ensign no. 431 is back ******************************************************************************* 'Cause I didn't pay whole credit back. Reuseable ensign no. 431 ******************************************************************************* ....because this is a Sev Trek franchise! Do you know much it costs for replacement parts?? aussietrekker ******************************************************************************* Yeah... you know how much you have to pay for washing exterior and interior??? Reuseable ensign no. 431 ******************************************************************************* We tossed everything under captain's bed. Reuseable ensign no. 431 ******************************************************************************* We don't have bathrooms, so we could use every toilet paper roll, Reuseable ensign no. 431 ******************************************************************************* its all the caretakers doing pat h mrphc@lycos.co.uk ******************************************************************************* Triple A has really extended it's services in the 24th! MindMelda ******************************************************************************* Every redshirt has a choice: hull scrubbing, or accompanying Commander Chocolatey on an away mission. erik erik@planet-save.com ******************************************************************************* Every redshirt has a choice: hull scrubbing, or accompanying Commander Chocolatey on an away mission. erik erik@planet-save.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* All the damage turns out to be just plot-holes Star Cat ******************************************************************************* a system isn't a system without a wash and wax sinta sodon rhiasinta@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Ask the producers! They're the only ones who can actually make sense of anything that happens in this series! Tyrrogan ******************************************************************************* Clean? oh my fjord!!! *computer to Lt Carey* - That's clean enough mister, you can come in now §Sean§ ******************************************************************************* It does'nt, we just buy a new one every year. anyuta anyutka@pinkfloydfan.net ******************************************************************************* This ship has Medical Insurance while we all get HMOs. Ace King ******************************************************************************* because we fly around uranus trying too wipe out cling ons. mark markh362p3@skamania.net ******************************************************************************* Well, once you paint out the graffiti, everything looks alot better. Wazzup! ******************************************************************************* You're asking me? I though it cleaned itself! RCgothic pa.kelly@fettes.com ******************************************************************************* It's the captain. We must have found every ladies bathroom in the delta quadrant. RCgothic pa.kelly@fettes.com ******************************************************************************* Becuase we get out and push between episodes.. RCgothic pa.kelly@fettes.com ******************************************************************************* In the land of the producers, anything is possible. RCgothic pa.kelly@fettes.com ******************************************************************************* For thesame reason lost shuttles are resurected every episode. ******************************************************************************* Only seven crewmembers actually do anything. The others clear up the mess they make. RCgothic pa.kelly@ ******************************************************************************* Only seven crewmembers actually do anything. The others clear up the mess they make. RCgothic pa.kelly@fettes.com ******************************************************************************* The particles in that nebula we fly through in the opening credits scrape the hull clean. RCgothic pa.kelly@fettes.com ******************************************************************************* The particles in that nebula we fly through in the opening credits scrapes the hull clean. RCgothic pa.kelly@fettes.com ******************************************************************************* Because if we didn't repair it every episode there's be nothing left. RCgothic pa.kelly@fettes.com ******************************************************************************* The hull is composed of self healing plastic, it can regenerate faster than the bored. ******************************************************************************* Do you think Kneelicks only washes dishes? David Phillips ******************************************************************************* Err, Sevspace? Trekkie Trek_Master1@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Look, we're a flying toilet seat that was thrown into deep space and has battled everything from Hirogen dressed as Nazi Officers in World War 2 too Sevfleet ships stolen by Romulans that somehow got millions of light years into the Delta Quadrant but still being brand new. We have time traveled, been replaced by liquid counterparts from before we've met 10 yet she is still on the real ship when it desintegrates, we've battled the Borg Queen more than once, even though she has died many times, thus making her the Jason Voorhees of the 24th century (She just won't die!), we've combined Neelix and Tuvok, we've met ourselves and got a new Ensign Chin, and we've been trailing toilet paper for years. By this time I think impossibilities are a bit commonplace! Trekkie Trek_Master1@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It was all those scuttlecrafts we sacrificed. Jessi-Lynne jlsullivan@juno.com ******************************************************************************* We blackmail the producers of the show. Gerald ******************************************************************************* We take pride in our ship! Bartlett ******************************************************************************* Amazing after we have survived this long and you are wondering about how clean we are. Bartlett ******************************************************************************* Contrary to what you see on the show, nanoprobes and replicators DO have some practical uses. Phillip Walker ******************************************************************************* In space, no one can see the plot holes. Owen topsalmon@erols.com ******************************************************************************* What do you think the 100-something people who live in the nether-regions of the ship do all d--Oh, right. The sex. I forgot. Triple Point ******************************************************************************* Berman said the women have to do something... jjiv ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* We use spare parts from the time that the ship was duplicated. Juan Deer ******************************************************************************* The outer hull is a hologram like everything else! Adam H. aharger@selectpath.com ******************************************************************************* We have grey-white Duct-Tape, just add more... Paladin ethier@gel.ulaval.ca ******************************************************************************* The self-aware windshield wipers were invented shortly after exploding consoles. Adam H. aharger@selectpath.com ******************************************************************************* After we're done disrupting alien cultures, we steal their soap! Adam H. aharger@selectpath.com ******************************************************************************* Whenever a messy accident occurs, we go back in time and stop whatever from even touching the hull. Adam H. aharger@selectpath.com ******************************************************************************* Activate EJH (Emergency Janitorial Hologram) Adam H. aharger@selectpath.com ******************************************************************************* There's no space junk from earth out here to get us dirty! Adam H. aharger@selectpath.com ******************************************************************************* Forward shields keep those nasty little critters off the front windows. Adam H. aharger@selectpath.com ******************************************************************************* standard issue dustbusters every crewman is issued with them Puffdoggy kwyatt@optusnet.com.au ******************************************************************************* Cause we're the goodies duh! The Equalknocks didn't fair too well but they were the baddies werent they! Puffdoggy kwyatt@optusnet.com.au ******************************************************************************* Maaco auto detailing franchises really *are* everywhere. Trekmaster47 slstrongarm@yahoo.com ******************************************************************************* Same way I get my coffee. Sevbucks and Maaco Auto Detailing franchises truly are everywhere! Trekmaster47 ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Perhaps a suit loose enough that I can breathe while wearing it. Van Donovan trowa@trowa.com ******************************************************************************* The Forager is well, but the crew is bad. juancornet mfcornet@conexion.com.py ******************************************************************************* Uhh... perhaps, SEVSPACE. juancornet mfcornet@conexion.com.py ******************************************************************************* "Spray and Wipe" Micik ******************************************************************************* I make sure tht all our repairs are only done in factory authorised shops joe joe@argo.net.au ******************************************************************************* We set a bet with our enemys, the one who lose cleans the winner ship. juancornet mfcornet@conexion.com.py ******************************************************************************* because neelick's cooking scares em off before the baddies do any damage. T'Reyseen ******************************************************************************* Enron Warranty!!!!! dave_vann dave_vann@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Dunno, the truth is OUT THERE Rob ******************************************************************************* Dunno, the truth is OUT THERE Rob theoneandonlyrob@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* For once a sevship doesn't explode, and all you do is complaining? Simon H. Johansen daaseallan@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It's like the shuttles we have an endless supply of parts in the cargo bays rebecca rebeccaport@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* we have slaves, we just keep them out of sight Sokkie ******************************************************************************* The best kept secret in the Federation....Brasso WezBecRob wez8v@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Pristine compared to what? Knee Lick's food? Sasha Zakharin zakharin@comcast.net ******************************************************************************* Well, we just washed and waxed her yesterday. Robin Gibson roroinski@yahoo.ca ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Show me the money. Capt. Robert Leu (back from a long shore leave) rwleu39@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* By rubbing the ear wax on their body Francisco J. Mendoza fjmendoza@earthlink.net ******************************************************************************* turtle wax scott h webmaster@twohorns.net ******************************************************************************* because it has 24 hour AA cover Chris Fango61@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* we get cover any where in the galaxy with the new sev RAD Chris fango62@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* Hot wax, that´s the secret to keeping your starship shiny Kent Backman kent.backman@telia.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* We lied, we hid behind a moon and endulged ourselves until now Kent Backman kent.backman@telia.com ******************************************************************************* how can you say that we have jsut come from a starship recovery station Chris fango61@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* It´s built from parts of Christine, and she loves us all Kent Backman kent.backman@telia.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* It doesen't. It just looks that way ******************************************************************************* Have you seen the uniforms humans make us wear? We're a modest people captain! Daniel Schafer DFred14@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* Have you seen the uniforms humans make us wear? We're a modest people captain! Daniel Schafer DFred14@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************* We give the Doc an obsessive compulsive subroutine starbys starbys@sevspace.com ******************************************************************************* dunno! Kelzi adlekmer23@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* because we use the AA ! Keldz adlekmer23@hotmail.com ******************************************************************************* sdf sdfsdf sdf