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| The Sci-Fi Comic Strip Singing Ghoulies. This week has Bluffy's watcher Ghoulies going through a midlife crisis. After all, his life is half over and he's only saved the world half a dozen times! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi TV Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Trekkid. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Andy
| B: I knew he lied! W: What? About the Hellmouth being in HIS mouth? MindMelda
| Blander: Oh, no, folk music, badly sung! Willies: But it does keep the hellhounds away. Latin From Manhattan
| Blander: He's gotta take a break sooner or later. Willies: When he does, we'll take the guitar. The Great Wizzard
| B: Damn that "Stunners must not kill humans" rule! W: Good that *I* am not a stunner! The Great Wizzard
| B: How can they endure this? W: Ghoulies hasn't realized that he's singing in front of a deaf audience Cmdr. Solomon
| W:He made a deal with the devil for a singing career. B:Satan's losing his touch.
| Blander:Oh No Goulies has been taken over by some evil demon. Sevanonymous
| B: Oh god, it's the worst monster yet... W: The Midlife crisis SDH
| BLANDER: He must be stopped. WILLIES: I,ll get bluffy. Glorendil
| Blander: Is it a kind of magic? Willies: No, it's a new kind of torture. Glorendil (credit's due to a music critic whose name I don't remember)
| Blander: He has the musical ear of Van-Gogh EvilDevil
| B: How long is this mid-life crisis will go? W: How long our ears can take it? Bonsai
| B: We finally found an effective weapon. W: Too bad its killing humans too Maxiums
| Blander:Wheres a vampire when you need one?Willies:Running for the hills probably! Gaeriel
| Blander: Wasn't this mentioned in Revelations? Willies: ...and tweed shall reign over all the Earth. Deadin Lindir
| B: Behold Armageddon! W: Come off it Blander, that was LAST week! Reaper
| Blander:And I thought vampires were scary! Willie:You should see him do the polka! Latin From Manhattan
| Blander: Do you think he'd stop if we threw money at him? Willies: No, that'll only encourage him. Let's throw tomatoes instead! ScottE Bemeup
| B: I need a full bottle in front of me to deal with this. W: How about a full frontal lobotomy instead? Save Ferris
| Blander: Could this be a sign of the Apocalypse? W: Only if he starts singing "Achey Breaky Heart" john butler
| Blander: He calls it "Watcher's Blues". Willie: But it's the "listeners" who do the suffering. erik
| Blander: I guess he got tired of saving the world. Willies: So he's trying to destroy it? Cmdr. Solomon
| B:I have a bad feeling about this. W:Massive cliche's here we come. Fangy
| B: I've died, haven't I./ W: So, is this is hell right? Dak
| B: You know, if he wants to stay fresh he should play more than just Grateful Dead. W: In this town? Latin From Manhattan
| Blander: If he sings one more Who song, I'll scream! Willies: Why don't you make a request? Like Simon and Garfunkle's "Sounds of Silence". Vampirella
| B: I thought we closed the Hellmouth? W: What shall I say? The little mysteries of life... Vampirella
| Ok. this is about the worst thing I've ever seen! Willies: Ever seen Cordy without make-up? Vampirella
| Blander: Ok, this time it has to be the Apocalypse! Willies: Again? Save Ferris
| Blander: The world is definitely going to end! Willies: Just because he's singing "It's Raining Men"? Jack Hammerfist
| B: His singing is the pits! W: That explains chin-boy! Glorendil
| B: It seems that now that he saved so many lives, he needs to ruin some by his lousy melodies! Glorendil
| B: What the hell is he doing? W: Hell is a nice way to put it Bill Harris
| B:It's the end of the world as we know it. W: Again? Shlamko
| B: We came to worn him the appocalyps is comming... W: But now I say "Let it come"! alex
| B: I'd rather die than listen to that tripe. W: Now there's a new method of vampire slaying. Gregory Griffiths
| Blander: He should be a stunner! Notice how he's incapacitated the audience? Willies: Yeah, Yhey're like mindless zombies! Any sensible person would leave. James "I have no ears" Hewitt
| Blander: Suddenly, wooing Bluffy with guitar skills seems so wrong... EvilDevil
| B: I know this is one of the signs of the apocalypse. W: "They shall bleed from the ears..." EvilDevil
| B: Not the blues again! W: Dont worry I got a spell that can fix that... Latin From Manhattan
| Blander: Hey, Ghoulies! If you insist on singing Who songs, why don't you do it right? Willies: Yeah, smash your guitar for a finale! Bauer
| Blander: No one told me that the hell mouth actually made noise P Swayne
| That voice could wake the dead! Corsair
| B: The Blues? W: He's tired of seeing Red. Captain Skree
| B: If that ever happens to me, please kill me. W: Deal. Ooooh, my head!
| Blander: Ugh! That's awful! Willies, can't you do something about that noise? Willies: Sorry, Blander, even I don't have a spell that strong! Latin From Manhattan
| Blander: What's next? Priceline.com commercials with Bill Shatner? Willies: He makes Mr. Shatner sound like Frank Sinatra. Latin From Manhattan
| Blander: Hey, Ghoulies! Do you take requests? How about that old T-Rex song, "Girl, I'm just a vampire for your love." JasonThorne
| B: His singing is awful! W: This is the centre for the hearing impaired. ScottE Bemeup
| Blander: Is that his voice, or is somebody strangling a cat. Willies: I've never heard a cat make that sound. ScottE Bemeup
| Blander: Friends don't let friends jive drunk. Willies: What's your point? Bobby
| B: What happened to the quiet library guy? W:Three words, mid life crisis Bobby
| B: Now I am really scared. W: Yeah and we can't even stake him Leander
| Blander: Yep, his singing makes your hair stand on end. Joona Palaste
| Blander: Do we need banshees as well as vampires and werewolves? Haesan
| Guy: "Man am I glad we're due for another apocalypse in five or ten minutes." Haesan
| Guy: "Well, it looks like we finally failed to save the world from something." Girl: "Yeah, his singing." MindMelda
| Blander: I didn't know Ghoulies could sing. Willies: I still don't know it. Hope
| Blander: And you're sure he's not possessed? Willies: Kill him and find out. Khalas
| I knew he was an evil mage once, but this... - Wait till he gets out the chainsaw! JMS
| Blander: This is creepy! Willies: Let's go back to the haunted house!
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