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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. The winning entry was written by Mark. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Strife
| No, you just accidentally sat down in the Director's chair. Khalas
| Your and their action figures will go well together. Khalas
| Alien minds, alien tastes. FCC
| Earwax: "Now we venerate him by smearing our earwax on him." FCC
| Earwax: "Has anyone found the pull tab yet?" Juan Deer
| Then you're only a Dummy-God. NeonLizard
| Lucas,please let him be the last annoying character! NeonLizard
| Praise be to Oscar! Corsair
| Nah! You're the same color as Money. And they work for Lucasfilm... FCC
| Great! You can stay here. The Retaliator
| They also eat their own poo. S. Treeton.
| Well, of cuorce, how elce are you usefull to the script, I mean your just a walking dictory, we don't need that fighting the Empire Leander
| speak of the devil. Kizeesh
| While they're down there, tell them to find my contact lens Darth Nial
| Who wrote this film, George Lucas or Walt Disney? Darth Nial
| I TOLD Lube that there is no intelligent life down here. Darth Nial
| No,they just fell asleep when you started talking. Darth Nial
| Ever heard of James Cook? Today they worship you, tomorrow they'll sacrifice you. Darth Nial
| An annoying tribe found their annoying leader. Jack Hammerfist
| You're the closest thing to an Oscar they'll ever see! NeonLizard
| Wow! All hail the Celestial hood ornament! Cmdr. Solomon
| Slomo: Funny, worshipping you seems to show a complete lack of thinking. Joe
| (earwax1) Its not working! (earwax2) Keep trying! If we beg enough, it might go away! Ghostbuster
| When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!!! Daniv
| Wait till the realise it's only gold paint. Div
| And on the seventh day he rusted FCC
| Earwax 1: Are you sure that he can slay the dragon? Earwax 2: Have you ever seen a shinier armor? Captain Sevway
| Simple creatures seem to admire loud, shiny things Vik
| They`re begging you to stop talking!!!!!!! MindMelda
| I think this religion needs it's first martyr! MindMelda
| Yeah, but they drink their own bathwater, too. MindMelda
| You keep them occupied and I'll sneak up behind them and give them a kick. EvilDevil
| Not really, ATM2 is their god, you are just their jester. Mark
| More like sacrifice to their god. Mark
| No, their new power source. Bobby
| They are Teddy bears, they will worship anything bright and shiny Bronny
| Actually the reflected light blinded them. Eric Wright
| There's no way that this hokey religion is a match for my blaster. Eric Wright
| Then command them not do any spin off movies! Eric Wright
| Good job. In that position they'll be real easy to kick.
| earwax: No! Why would we worship a hood ornament? Brian
| They've never sen you disassembled. Brian
| I guess they couldn't find a golden calf. *Splat*
| (Earwax) Can you see how to get it out of the can yet? *Splat*
| (Earwax) Has the can-opener arrived yet? Doug Wilson
| No, they just instinctively get out of the line of fire for anyone who sits in the sacred Chair of Earwax. Doug Wilson
| Every day their tribal custom is to tear a "god" limb from limb. Doug Wilson
| Hey- "god", you're leaking oil. Doug Wilson
| Or you just sat in the fabled Earwaxian Exploding Chair! Doug Wilson
| No, you accidentally gave them the command to "heel". Now do "roll over". Doug Wilson
| I take it you didn't hear the leader announce "nap time"? Jim McNamara
| Slomo: In their language, "God" means "scrap metal". meggy eel
| Follow the yellow-plated robot... meggy eel
| Well, smite them! meggy eel
| Don't look so abashed, you've been waiting for this for a long time... Griffin
| Your yellow. Theyr'e earwax. You work it out. NeonLizard
| God shmod! Golden rod! NeonLizard
| so they are full of fluff! NeonLizard
| god of wisdom? no. god of shinyness? yes NeonLizard
| Proves my point, they are as dumb as look NeonLizard
| Thank goodness this is my last movie! dietkosh
| Brings a new meaning to 'Only god knows how annoying you really are' T'Rowa
| I shudder to think of the self-esteem issues they must have. Hanover Fisk
| You're blood brothers in the field of marketability. EvilDevil
| They just like shiny stupid objects... Lee M. Goswick
| No, they seem to think you're their queen. Thrawn
| Great dumb and dumber Brian
| You must be the god of whine. Nodrog_CRC
| As there ANY religious concept Lucas won't mess with? Nodrog_CRC
| They're annoying, always around, and talk way too much with high pitched voices. Face it, you ARE their god. Nodrog_CRC
| Earwax 1: "Why are we doing this, again?" Earwax2 "Shhh, Lucas hopes this blatent worship of an Oscar will win him one." Nodrog_CRC
| Just be glad they're not racoons, Mr. Shiny Object Art DeBuigny
| It would figure their God would be an efeminant babbling coward. Ilta
| That's no surprise. You think you're a god, too. MindMelda
| Ham: No, that's the Earwax gesture for "Kiss my Bottom". TEFII
| So thats why the keep chanting Oscar. Rabbit
| When they said "My God", they were fainting from the smell. Bob-Clo-Cli-Mar
| Duh. You're yellow... and so is earwax. Zathras
| The god of little teddy bears -- a lot of good that does us erik
| But you're arrogant, capricious, unreliable .... Hmm, maybe you are deity material after all. erik
| So, your arrogance protocol is still operational. Thorongil
| Do you know how much you're worth on the Earwax Stock Exchange? ScottE Bemeup
| They're dyslexic, Fido. ScottE Bemeup
| There's no accounting for taste. ScottE Bemeup
| Well, you are the Golden Boy. P Swayne
| They have very low expectations! Trilliena
| Well I hope the only miracle they expect is a non-stop stream of whining! Bill Harris
| We all make mistakes. Ann E. Nichols
| Natives always go for cheap, shiny trinkets. Eisa
| One of them lost his contact lens, stupid. The Great Wizzard
| Quick!! Demand a ritual mass-suicide! The Great Wizzard
| I'd kill myself if I were worshipped by the Teletubbies The Great Wizzard
| Well, you ARE the only thing ever hit by a stormblooper The Great Wizzard
| They haven't told you that you are their God of Lice, have they? The Great Wizzard
| I have problems with the words "Earwax" and "think" in the same sentence. The Great Wizzard
| They're attracted to shining things -- just like magpies. chrifgo
| From now on, I believe in the farce... Jim McNamara
| Slomo: No, it's just their morning excersise routine. Jim McNamara
| Slomo: And I think you're our clod! Jim mcNamara
| Slomo: Yoohoo! Dud Star! Down Here! Jim McNamara
| Slomo: Or their lulling you into a false sense of security. Jim McNamara
| ..or their next sacrifice Jim McNamara
| Earwax: He'll look great on the mantlepiece. Seeker
| There goes our hope that they might be intelligent. Seeker
| It's official. There's no intelligent life on this planet. The Great Wizzard
| Only the males. The females worship ME The Great Wizzard
| I heard primitive tribes sacrify their gods. Jodocus
| Don't be silly, it's just George Lucas standing behing you. Nick "Naraht" Frame
| Yet another strike against them... T'Bonz
| They're the only beings in the galaxy even dumber than you! T'Bonz
| Try not to spoil it by showing how stupid you are! T'Bonz
| Just make sure not to spoil it by opening your big mouth! §Sean§
| Thankfully there is no PC directive in this movie. Sirrta
| That kinda settles their IQ level then JM
| Good, good, we can exploit that. Not like the Rebel Alliance is supposed to be morally superior. JM
| I'm still not oiling your cogs JM
| Big deal, everybody else thinks I'm a Sex-God JM
| Good, we can exploit the natives as cannon fodder JM
| Good job Stormtrooper armour isn't golden Sheepy99
| No, they're falling down from laughing at the fact you got hit by a stormblooper Jim McNamara
| Earwax: Worship over, Time to sacrifice! spiffy
| No, they're just blinded by the sun reflecting off you. spiffy
| In a minute, you'll be a martyr, too. spiffy
| Right. And I look like food to them. spiffy
| And I'm the god of female fans. Mark
| You aren't the only one with a screw loose. Mike Howell
| Well, they *are* just dumb teddy-bears. Khalas
| Did you upgrade your program from "annoying" to "megalomaniac"? Khalas
| I see. Lack of fur equals godliness. Fetch me a razor! Mark
| Just when I thought you could not become more annoying. Mark
| Its always about you! Mark
| Should I show them your off switch? EvilDevil
| wait for the inquisition jdwiseman
| That or their mooning ME. jdwiseman
| Then I am not sure "thinking" applies. Roadie
| Nah, they're just looking for a dropped lightneedle! Mark
| Earwax: We worship you, oh hairless one! Ted Rebo- Live from Ted Rebo's house!
| No, they think you're their calisthenics trainer. Now get to it, Golden Boy! Jim McNamara
| Slomo: And I was about to consider them intelligent. Leander
| Must be their golden age. 8 of 12
| No, they think you're an academy award! Mark
| They also think you're a toaster. Mark
| God help us! JC
| The god of annoying meets the minions of annoyance!
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