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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi TV Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Commander
| Planets conquered for free, Cookie
| Please do not feed the peacock. Kyle Bruck
| Stops frequently for Spoo Courty
| Please stand 5 feet away at al times, highly flammable. TEFII
| This one's a keeper! TEFII
| Centari Rule! Narns Drool! TEFII
| I break for planetary bombardments! Morgan
| It keeps the flies off ezza
| Please check for split ends. kmk
| Warning! I like to sit up front in Theatres. erik
| That G'Kar makes my hair stand on end! Agent-D
| If there's a sudden gust of wind, HELP ME UP! Agent-D
| If you can read this, I'm having a bad hair day, yes? Agent-D
| Mordan was here Agent-D
| Get out of my hair TEFII
| Our last best hope for hair Pitty
| Talk to the hair! MindMelda
| Yes, it gives me a headache. Trilliena
| You ought to see the hair on my back. Griffin
| The hair has diplomatic immunity, he just tagged along. Khalas
| Pay for my drink, or I'll sit in front of you in the theatre. Londo Moelarry
| There is a hole in your mind. But at least you have a decent haircut. LC
| Caution: May suddenly invade your world. Kalahari Karl
| Shave me; I'm Centauri. Londo Moelarry
| Want to rule an Empire? Ask me how! Londo Moelarry
| Don't waste your time calling security, I have diplomatic immunity Sierra Leone
| This is our equivilant to a Peacock's feathers Nodrog_CRC
| No, I cannot pick up sattelite TV with this. ScottE Bemeup
| Never Use a Waffle Iron as a Pillow ScottE Bemeup
| I Fear Shears ScottE Bemeup
| I (heart) Hair ScottE Bemeup
| Warning: Flammable ScottE Bemeup
| If you can read this, the view sucks. ScottE Bemeup
| Warning: This Do Makes Wide Turns ScottE Bemeup
| How Am I Combing? 888-SEV-YLON talshiarHQ
| Shudder forbidden! talshiarHQ
| My other hair was B4. Nodrog_CRC
| 'do, or 'do not. There is no wig. Nodrog_CRC
| Warning: If head begins to turn, DUCK! Nodrog_CRC
| I've got three wives. It's a miracle I have ANY hair. Nodrog_CRC
| My hair, my headaches. Nodrog_CRC
| I've already assimilitated Go'Kart's and Geribaldie's. Your hair is next. Nodrog_CRC
| Don't laugh, it doubles as a sail. §Sean§
| Talk to the hair bucko coz no one else is listening The Great Wizzard
| Last time cut: [Feb 16 2247] The Great Wizzard
| Grows 1 inch per day Joona Palaste
| Honk if you hate Narns The Great Wizzard
| (c) by the Great Maker The Great Wizzard
| Caution: swivels when turning Ravenid
| Its fake. The Great Wizzard
| Be glad you don't see me on a Bad Hair Day! Keith
| In the days of the Empire, thishair would have crushed entire star systems! Keith
| I DON'T brake for Narns The Great Wizzard
| If stuck in doorframe, call 911 The Great Wizzard
| Can receive satellite TV from 3 sectors The Great Wizzard
| 3 square meters ad space available Mitch
| Caution: Sudden movement may result in vortex The Great Wizzard
| Can work as toilet brush Shlamko
| This hair was built by Quash extra-strong hair spray. The Great Wizzard
| Dirty chimney? Call 1-800-MOLLARI Joel Schimek
| This ensures I'm always the Centawry of attention Joel Schimek
| My other hairstyle is a bun! Joel Schimek
| A Grando Mondo Lardo Hairdo bob
| Hairclub for Centardi 800-555-5555 Mark
| Minibari - The other bald women Mark
| Stamp out baldness. Mark
| The great empire starts here. Mark
| Don't be jealous because I am beautiful. Mark
| A place were angels fear to tread. Mark
| Tripping over my own shadow. Mark
| Say no to Narns. Mark
| Beware of sudden turns. Mark
| Still smaller than my ego. Mark
| Planetary cleaners. Inquire within. Mark
| Our empire was once this big! Corsair
| Caution: Broad Acting Range. Corsair
| Talk to the Fan. Kyle Bruck
| Stops frequently for Wine, Women, and Song Ann E. Nichols
| No, this is NOT a dust mop! Ann E. Nichols
| I want a date with that Gainweight chick! MindMelda
| Big Hair, Big Ego. MindMelda
| Uneasy lies the head upon which this big hair lies. Matt Hancock
| Flea boarding party enter here Bob-Clo-Cli-Mar
| Wide Load. JC
| Do not overtake while turning corners!
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