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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Movie Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. The winning entry was written by 009. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Griffin
| Anarchy: They govern galactic affairs? Quaff Down: Just those in and around the G to PG timeslots. Joseph
| And I thought I misunderstood you when you said "Use the Frog" Bishop
| And the fate of the galaxy lies within this council, I'll be joining that dark side now. MindMelda
| Anarchy: Can you tell me how to get to Sev-a-me Street? Griffin
| Anarchy: They help govern the galaxy? Quaff Down: Actually we brought them in so you wouldn't feel uncomfortable. Darth Sluggo
| Q: Here are the three stages of a redeye's life.... A: Um, I think I hear Watto calling me. Jack Hammerfist
| A: Is "Oscar the grouch" the evil emperor? Q: The only Oscar THIS flick will ever see! Jack Hammerfist
| A:Is it too late to join the Dork Side? Q: I hope not. Jack Hammerfist
| A: You weren't kidding about the puppet-regime! Q: Unfortunately. Darth Supershadow
| Anarchy: If anger leeds to the Darkside, how'd Piggy get here? Darth Supershadow
| Quaff-Down: Looks like Piggy's gonna show us who's truly the master in Episose II? Kris
| A: I was hoping for Elmo. Q: He's on the dark side. Kenyar Jad
| Q: Well, this should keep you entertained until the rest of the council comes... A: Entertained? I'm scared of the pig! Emily
| Q: talk to the hands, the ears are COTTON Corsair
| Anarchy: I think he's taken the children's angle too far. Trevor Raggatt
| Anarchy: Why are these strange people here? Quaff Down: Welcome to Episode 2 - A Redeye Treasure Island Khalas
| QD: They told me I was too tall to have a seat in the Council. Khalas
| QD: Size-wise, you will fit right in Mark
| A: Will they accept me? Q: Only if you're 10 or under. neilinoz
| A: It's time to be a Redeye. B: It's time to dress up right! neilinoz
| A: How do I pass the interview? Q: Can you play the bongo drums? neilinoz
| A: Is this all of them? Q: You should meet the piano-playing dog from the dark side! Yoshi
| A: Its only the first movie and i ALREADY want to join the dark side! neilinoz
| A: These Redeye look frightening Q: I felt the same way at your age. Bishop
| Qui-gon: So you think this oscer the grouch fellow could be behind it all? Bishop
| Anarchy: So the Light side of the force is brought to you by the letter R? Qui-Gon: And the dark side is brought to by the number 7, very good. Bishop
| Oh please don't let any of these guys end up being MY father! Mosaic
| Quaff-Down: Things just haven't been the same since the cross-over deal... Mark
| A: I'm scared! Q: DOn't worry. Once you're stuffed, you'll feel nothing. P Swayne
| In addition to your farce lessons, the pig is here to teach you karate, and the frog to teach you that it's not easy being green. ScottE Bemeup
| A: They look so lifelike. Q: So do you, kid. So do you. Trevor Raggatt
| Anarchy: She's scary, Quaff Down! Quaff-Down: Beware the Pork side of the Farce, Anarchy. Justin Allen
| Quaff-Down: Be respectful Anarchy Mistress Piggy may lay her vengeance upon us. MindMelda
| Anarchy: Who are they? Quaffdown: I don't know, but I sense much stuffing in them. Avalon
| A: Taking Manhatten just wasn't enough, eh? TEFII
| QD: This is what you will look like in thirty or so years. A: Dark Side, here I come. J.F.
| Anarchy: Are they wise and powerful? Quaff: Yes, and they can sing too. Bishop
| Anakin: Yep, definitely much fear in me now. Art DeBuigny
| A:(To Ms Piggy) Are you an angel? Ms Piggy: HiiiiiiiYA!!!!! Art DeBuigny
| A: How do I get a voice like that? Q: Use the force to change oxygen into helium. Joseph
| A: If Gonzo shows up as a Sith Lord, I'm leaving! Luigi Novi
| Anarchy: Who's the blond on the left? Quaff-Down: I think it's Jabba the Hutt's girlfriend. Luigi Novi
| Anarchy: Look, Mr. Oz left the puppets on the set. Quaff-Down: And yet, without anyone operating them, they STILL have more personality than you do! Luigi Novi
| Anarchy: They're all puppets. That's why they all act so stiff and wooden. Quaff-Down: So what's YOUR excuse? Sheepy99
| A: Hey I know these guys :QD The Council gained a few new sponsers P Swayne
| Quaff-Down: Today's lesson is brought to you by the letters B and H, and the number 3. Nodrog_CRC
| A: "I'm scared!" QD: "Now you see why I'm wearing brown trousers." John Fallon
| Quaff-down : And as an apprentice you can learn to use a lightsever, catch flies or karate-chop your opponent. Trekmaster
| A: The one on the left can't be a Redeye... QD: I don't know. She's at least a martial artist, though. She keeps yelling "HIIII-YAH!" Mark
| A: This must ba a farce! Q: Now, you are beginning to get it! Mark
| A: This can't be! Q: Search your feelings! ... Oh, forget it! pinkus42
| Anarchy-THIS is the Jedi council? Quaff-Down- We spent too much money on Bar-Bar Jinks Keith
| Anarchy: Heehee! It's Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy! Quaff-Down: That's Master Kermit and Master Piggy to you. Mark
| Q: These are the Redeye Masters. A: I won't be anyone's puppet! I'm off to the dark side! Mark
| Q: These are the Redeye Masters! A: That's it! I'm off to the dark side! Mark
| A: I've got a funny feeling about this. Q: I knew you'd belong! J
| Quaff - Yeah, we got the cabbage patch kids flying in as extras. J
| Quaff - Sorry kid, you signed the contract, George Lucas legally owns you until you are 35. Bill Harris
| A: What should I ask them? Q-D: How to get to Sesame Street. Rat Boy
| A: Why do they look so angry? Q: You'd be that way too if you had a hand up you. Trevor Raggatt
| Quaff-Down: Anarchy, it's time to face the music. Anarchy: It's time to light the lights! Smith and Wesson
| Quaff-Down: Today's council hearing brought to you from the letter "Y" MindMelda
| Anarchy: But Master, they don't look that scary! Quaffdown: The blonde pig is especially strong with the Farce! MindMelda
| Quaff Down:No, it not the Farce, it's a guy with his hand up their backs. Murdoc
| Anarchy: This is the Jedi Council? Quaff-Down: No, it's the Juvenile Council. Josue
| Anarchy: The Red-Eye Council?! Quaff-Down: Would you rather have _these_ guys out fighting the dark side? Josue
| Anarchy: Sev-me Street?! Quaff-down: Yes - now you begin your learning, young Padawan. 009
| Q: That's nothing. The cookie-monster is a dark lord of the Sith. J
| Quaff - The result of years of in-breeding on the council!!! Haathi
| A: What are those wires connected to their hands? Q: That, my young friend, is the Force. Haathi
| Q: Just be glad Master Fozzie isn't here. Ragin Cajun
| A: jedi council? Q: budget cuts... ScottE Bemeup
| A: Why do they squirm like that? Q: An unseen force drives them all. Nodrog_CRC
| Anarchy: "Is it too late to change my application from red-eye knight to Sith lord?" Quaff-Down: "I ask myself the same thing every night." Nodrog_CRC
| Anarchy: "So, Fear leads to the dark side..." Quaff-Down: "And Sesame Street leads to the light side." The Great Wizzard
| Anarchy: Next you'll be telling me that Tim Curry is "Long Darth Silver"... Jos Litjens
| Anarchy : How much hands DOES Frank Oz have? Quaff-Down: Don't underestimate the power of the sev! div
| A: 'Hands up their' what?' Q-D: 'Just be glad they can't run after you' Plain Simple
| Q-D: If Farscape can pull it off, so can we. Trevor Raggatt
| Quaff Down: Beware the Pork side of the Farce, Anarchy Trevor Raggatt
| Anarchy: WHo are the funny looking ones on the left, Quaff-Down? Quaff Down: They are the Redeye masters, Pork-Chop Flounce and Green-Pond Slime. Trevor Raggatt
| Anarchy: WHo is the funny looking one on the left? Quaff Down: Don't get on the wrong side of her, Anarchy. She's got a vicious karate chop! The Great Wizzard
| Quaff-Down: Witness the downside of blowing the budget on a lame "Ben Hur" wannabe copy and on Blah-Blah! The Great Wizzard
| Quaff-Down: You see, we had to share the budget with "Muppets in Space", so we made it one movie in the first place... The Great Wizzard
| Anarchy: The term "Farce" was invented by Fozzie, right? The Great Wizzard
| Anarchy: After Watto I insist on a 100% Human teacher or I'll join the Dork Side tomorrow!
| Anarchy: When I left watto I thought my days of having a frog for a master were over Ravenid
| Q-D: Whats next? Darth Fozzy!!! The Great Wizzard
| Quaff-Down: You think that's bad? The Sith council is Barney the Dinosaur, the Teletubbies, and the Pukémons! The Great Wizzard
| Anarchy: What am I supposed to do now? Quaff-Down: Talk to the hand... Ravenid
| When you have Frank's hand up your butt, then you know you are a true Redeye. Redeye Balok
| A: Master Quaff, the light side of the force isn't very particular, is it ?? Redeye Balok
| Q: So, Anarchy, now you know, why we've been looking for a small boy in order to fit our costumes... Redeye Balok
| A: Is this the freak show the call the "Redeye Council" ?? Jedi Balok
| A: Master Quaff, what the heck... Q: Since Far Sev flopped, Jim Henderson Comp.'s got a new joint-venture.... The Great Wizzard
| Quaff-Down: Now you know where Mouldy-Bun got his "bad feelings™" from talshiarHQ
| Q:Grrr!Puppet Masters! talshiarHQ
| A:She is a Hutt,but who is the green guy? Q:The old teacher of Yada. The Great Wizzard
| Anarchy: You want me to join THEIR side? The Great Wizzard
| Quaff-Down: Tell ya something: the Sith lord is Gonzo! The Great Wizzard
| Quaff-Down: Now you know why I prefer working abroad Leander
| Anarchy: Oooh, pigs in space! T'Bonz
| A: I've heard of puppet governments, but muppet governments? T'Bonz
| A: Gee, I expected a more stately group. T'Bonz
| A: Does anyone look normal? Q: Wait a few years kid, you won't look so normal either! T'Bonz
| A: Hmm...the dark side is looking better all the time! T'Bonz
| A: If these guys are the good guys I don't even want to SEE the dark side! T'Bonz
| Q: They will determine whether you undergo the training A: Thank God Oscar the grouch isn't amongst them! T'Bonz
| A: And the dark side is LOSING? T'Bonz
| A: How in the world do you beat the dark side? T'Bonz
| A: I've heard about puppet regimes,but this is ridiculous! T'Bonz
| A: Uh, I've changed my mind about being a redeye! Gregory Griffiths
| Quaff-Down: "And now you see why I don't want to be on the council!" Gregory Griffiths
| Anarchy: "It isn't easy being on the Redeye Council!" JC
| QUAFF-DOWN: And yet they still have more personality than us!
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